In an open-air dung pit opposite Shangguan's house, Aunt Wu, who was covered with yellow fluids, suddenly opened her closed eyes, lifted her pants, and jumped up with a "whoosh":

"Which turtle raised the eight lambs of the king, and actually threw stones into the old lady's dung pit, and the old birthday star hanged himself for a long time, isn't it!"

"Get out of here!"

A few days ago, the food suddenly improved, and the stomach and intestines that had been fasting for a long time could not adapt to it for a while, and Aunt Wu had to squat several times a day in the thatched pit.

How could she have thought that she was comfortable, and suddenly a heavy object fell into the dung pit and poured urine on her whole body.

"Oh oh oh, Aunt Wu, lazy woman, sneak away from the pit to eat zongzi. ”

"Hahaha~"

Mrs. Wu's loud voice attracted children who were playing a game of catching people on the side of the barn, and a group of children clapped their hands around Mrs. Wu, and sang songs to mock Mrs. Wu.

In Maple Leaf Village, zongzi and excrement are yellow, so there is a metaphor.

"Dead boy, stop me, don't move!"

"Who just threw a stone into the dung pit to see if I don't smash your ass!"

Aunt Wu stretched out her hand to scoop it up, but the nearby child squatted, squatted away, and continued to circle around her with a grin.

"Poof"

"Help~"

At this time, a head suddenly appeared in the pit, and then sank again.

The frolicking crowd was silent. Then a "coax" scattered, and a group of children ran in all directions, shouting loudly:

"Oh no, no!"

"Somebody fell into a pit. ”

"Something went wrong, someone fell into a pit and drowned. ”

........

When Lin Zhimo rushed out of the yard, he was caught by a stone head-on and walked forward: "Hurry up, go quickly, Brother Lin, I heard the dog leftover say that Aunt Wu drowned in the pit." ”

"Eh, stone, Brother Lin has something to do today, so I can't play with you. ”

Lin Zhimo broke free while walking, but the stone man had a lot of strength, and Lin Zhimo went up and down the mountain for several hours, and was taken by the stone to the dung pit in the blink of an eye.

"Boss, you can swim, hurry, hurry up and jump down, someone has fallen into the pit. ”

"No, since the establishment of our Maple Leaf Village, we haven't heard of anyone falling into the pit, you ...... Are you wrong?"

The man who was pulled by Aunt Wu looked at the yellow and white things in the pond and was a little stunned.

"You are a dead man, tell you to go down, you will go down, when will the old lady miss it. ”

Aunt Wu didn't ink at all, and raised her leg to kick the man's back waist.

"Puff"

The man fell into the pit.

"Boss, yes, right in front of you, you sink down and touch it, that's where I saw people just now. ”

"Poof"

The man spewed out the yellow and white things that fell into his mouth, took a deep breath, and sank with a "bang".

"Oh, Aunt Wu, you... Are you a corpse?"

The villagers who rushed to hear the news were startled when they saw Aunt Wu standing on the edge of the dung pit with her teeth and claws in command.

"Phew, Lao Sanjia's family, you curse me!"

"No....... No...... Didn't I hear that you fell into a pit and drowned?"

After seeing the shadow of Aunt Wu under the sun, Lao Sanjia's family breathed a sigh of relief: "What's the matter? Who fell into the pit and drowned!"

"Roll"

Aunt Wu raised the long-handled urine spoon in her hand, slapped Lao Sanjia's family heavily, and glared: "If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a dumb person." ”

"The master, did you touch someone?"

As soon as Aunt Wu's words fell, the manure tank tumbled, and there was a loud "poof", and in the dung pit, a man came out with a person.

"Found it, found it. ”

"Quick, quick, you guys hurry up and stretch out your hand and take people next. ”

"Little brat, hurry up, it's crowded, don't just catch one in a while, and drop a few more. ”

Aunt Wu was dirty, but she commanded everyone in an orderly manner:

"Sanhua, Sun Ying, Lao Sanjia's family, your family is the closest, hurry up, pick a few buckets of water. ”

The scene was busy, but no one frolicked or chaotic.

Lin Zhimo saw that the person had been rescued, and was about to go forward and continue to look for his sister, but when the person in the pit carried it up, he saw that the necklace that the eldest brother gave to his sister was obviously hanging on the person's neck.

A necklace that is unique in the world - "Tears of the Prairie".

"Sister!"

Lin Zhimo pushed away the crowd, and when he saw the person who was full of yellow and white things and couldn't distinguish his facial features, Lin Zhimo didn't know why and couldn't accept it for a while.

Lin Zhilin, who is a well-known super-first-line female star in the country, Miss Lin, a century-old scholarly heirloom, actually fell into the pit!

"Quick, let's let, let's let, the water is coming, the water is coming. ”

Lao Sanjia's family lifted the bucket and rushed hard at Lin Zhilin, who had just been fished up.

"Poof~"

Lin Zhilin woke up slowly.

"Gott~"

"Gott~"

"Vomit"

Then a piece of yellow and white stuff spit out from his mouth, and Lin Zhimo was sad when he saw this, and he burst into tears.

Twenty minutes later.

Lin Zhimo took Lin Zhilin out of the manure tank, leaving a group of onlookers. After rescuing the people, the gossip in the hearts of the villagers suddenly burst out like a summer wildfire.

"Aunt Wu, I heard the deceased old grandmother say that the people who generally fall into the manure tank are those scum who are vicious and have done all the bad things. ”

"But no, I've heard, it's all because these bad guys can't cure them in real life, so the genius punishes them like this. ”

"Aunt Wu, you say, is that girl just now...... Isn't it?"

Aunt Wu had also cleaned up, and she pondered for a moment and said: "Probably not, I heard Brother Lin call her sister just now, Brother Lin is such a kind person, and his sister is not much worse." ”

Ji Yun and the others not only distributed the food to each family, but also taught Lin Zhimo some of the techniques that can be realized in Maple Leaf Village to the villagers in the past few days.

In addition, Lin Zhimo smiled at everyone, and he grew with fine skin and white tenderness, and suddenly became a good person and a good baby for the villagers.

"Aunt Wu, this girl seems to be wearing a nun's dress, right?"

Lao Sanjia put down the burden on his shoulders and said in a low voice: "A young girl, how did you think of becoming a monk when you said you were so decent?"

When everyone heard this, they exchanged glances with each other, and countless thoughts flashed through their minds.

It is rare for so many people to listen to themselves, and Lao Sanjia's family is a little proud, and continues:

"And, just now when I was chopping pigweed in the courtyard, I saw a black shadow flying from my yard from a distance, and then I heard Aunt Wu's shouting. ”

"Oops, I remembered. ”

Gui Ying, who lives next door to Ling'er's house, interjected: "A strange thing happened to Ling'er's house just now, a hurricane chased the darkwing brother and flew, and guess what. ”

Gui Ying slapped his hand:

"Brother Darkwing is fine, the person he was carrying was blown away by that hurricane! ”

Their eyes met.

In the end, the clapper of Lao Sanjia's family: This person who fell into the pit is eccentric!