On the way to the detention center to pick up the man named Ping Qingming, Zhao Fengkang told Feng Zhe about his acquaintance with this thief who was not very professional and was often caught.

A year ago, when the Spring Festival was approaching, Zhao Fengkang had just sent off a buyer, and Ping Qingming pushed open the door of the store in a panic, his eyes wandering.

Zhao Fengkang is also an old Jianghu, and he knew at a glance that this person was not here to patronize him, but he didn't ask, sure enough, Ping Qingming made a gesture at Zhao Fengkang, threw a half-length tweezers from his pocket to the ground, and raised his foot and kicked it under the counter.

Ping Qingming just finished doing this, pushed the door and came in two people, one of them reached out and controlled Ping Qingming, and the other quickly touched Ping Qingming a few times, Ping Qingming asked what he was doing, but the two people didn't answer his words, turned their heads and asked Zhao Fengkang: How long has this person been here?

Zhao Fengkang said indifferently that it would be about ten minutes.

The two looked at Ping Qingming again, and quickly left again, Zhao Fengkang knew that Ping Qingming was a pickpocket, and the half-length tweezers were a tool for stealing wallets. The common people are celebrating the New Year, and the thieves are also celebrating the New Year, and the thieves took advantage of the opportunity for people to come out for the New Year's goods during the Spring Festival.

Zhao Fengkang has no reason to betray or offend people like Ping Qingming. Before opening the store, in a certain sense, Zhao Fengkang's occupation is actually somewhat similar to Pingmingming, that is, things gather like others, one steals, one cheats, or shouts coaxing, if Zhao Fengkang confessed to Ping Qingming at that time, Ping Qingming will come out after being detained for a period of time, who knows if he will come to retaliate, and pickpockets are often a group, offending one will attract a group of thieves to deal with you.

Life pays attention to peace is a blessing, and doing business pays more attention to harmony and wealth, Zhao Fengkang does not want someone to throw bricks and smash his doors and windows in the middle of the night in the days to come.

Ping Qingming is interesting, and I came back to thank Zhao Fengkang, just like that, the two chatted about everything, and they got acquainted, Lao Ma knew the way, Zhao Fengkang and Ping Qingming still had some common language in the past, and they got along with each other well.

Zhao Fengkang said that Ping Qingming is really an unprofessional and unqualified thief.

Before he could say more, he took Ping Qingming out.

Ping Qingchang's appearance is not good, he belongs to the kind that can't be found if he is thrown into the crowd, he was a little surprised to see Zhao Fengkang, but he didn't care, he came out anyway. It's good to come out, and he opened his mouth to invite Zhao Fengkang to drink, which can be regarded as a thank you for the grace of "saving each other", but his attitude towards Feng Zhe is a little careless, thinking that Feng Zhe is Zhao Fengkang's new clerk.

"Don't thank me, I don't have that ability, if you want to thank him, thank him."

Ping Qingming smiled, shook hands with Feng Zhe very warmly, and met again, Zhao Fengkang introduced that Feng Zhe was in business and a businessman, and Ping Qingming said that he would invite Feng Zhe and Master Zhao to drink. Zhao Fengkang's eyes squeezed, and he said in his heart Do you have money in your pocket?

The three of them found a restaurant and sat down, Feng Zhe ordered food and wine, expressed his heart directly, said that he asked Ping Qingming for help if he had something, and then said Yang Ling.

Ping Qingming was a little embarrassed: "It is said that I must help with this favor, let's pay attention to a thankful report, but Brother Feng, you don't have a photo of someone to find, and you don't have a general information about her, just by one name, it's really a little difficult." ”

"I won't let you be busy in vain, brother."

When Ping Qingming heard Feng Zhe say this, he pouted: "Look down on people, don't you?" If you say so, we won't drink this wine today. ”

Zhao Fengkang took a look and diverted the topic: "How long have you not been back?" Just now, I called your mobile phone in the afternoon, I couldn't get through, I called your home, your daughter-in-law seemed to have taken medicine, and said that you were dead, and I asked again, and she said that you went in again. ”

Ping Qingming scolded: "Dead mother-in-law, she can remarry if I die." He's X! They always say that they can't live a good life with me, when am I idle? Mom forced to be a thief also to pay attention to talent, but also to look at the luck of the day, this is the same as planting crops, some people harvest more food, some less, less will be pink eye? , do what you can, do it understand! Do I have to be sentenced to re-education through labor? ”

Feng Zhe took the opportunity and Ping Qingming touched another cup, Ping Qingming looked at Feng Zhe and smiled: "Don't hide it from Brother Feng, I see that you are a person who does great things, my bottom Lao Zhao knows, but he is also interesting enough, he must not have told you." ”

Originally, Feng Zhe and Zhao Fengkang had already drunk a lot in the afternoon, and Zhao Fengkang had a few more glasses, and he was a little stunned when the wine came up, and he hadn't forgotten Feng Zhe's things in his mouth, so that Ping Qingming could think of more ways, Ping Qingming sighed and said, "Don't worry." Master Zhao is a good person, and Brother Feng also seems to be affectionate. Isn't it right to be favored? You don't know me yet, I promise to do it, I will do my best, I will ask everyone to help find it, I will definitely help you find someone. ”

Feng Zhe heard Ping Qingming say "everyone", so he didn't ask, Ping Qingming didn't seem to have much alcohol, he blushed and had a thick neck after a while, and slowly opened the conversation with Feng Zhe: "It's not a secret, I'm just bagging." Our county is well-known and well-known. What do you know, do you know that there is such a village in our county and township, that is, our village, and the whole village is a well-known thief village. A village full of thieves. ”

"Almost everyone in our Dawang Village does this, all over the country, let me tell you this, except for the provinces that are too far away in the west and north, every province has people from our Dawang Village."

"I'm a late starter, and I'm stupid, and my wife always says that I don't have a lump of elms, and I don't make as much money as others. This. ”

Feng Zhe observed that this Ping Qingming had no shame at all when he said these words, and he did not feel embarrassed at all, as if he was talking about a very ordinary thing, as if he was engaged in a very legitimate profession.

"I don't go far away, do you know why?"

Ping Qingming asked Feng Zhe, Feng Zhe shook his head, and Zhao Fengkang smiled: "You can't bear your wife." ”

"Chicken ba!" Ping Qingming sneered: "At first, I was a little reluctant to her, you think, it's convenient to get some money close to home, and you can rest at home and see the children, later, I went to the south, because someone in our village made a fortune, I also wanted to do it, anyway, I found that I couldn't, and I didn't do it all day from morning to night, but I didn't do it as much as others, so I was discouraged, and when I came back on the train, they were stolen by their local thieves." It's unlucky. ”

"! I'm never going out again, not that life. ”

"Have you ever thought about doing anything else?" Feng Zhe asked: "Is there any other way to make a fortune?" ”

Ping Qingming sighed: "Alas-no, this is all the experience summed up and explored by the predecessors, this road is all stepped out by others, and the people in our village can't do anything, so this is the fastest way to get money, and you can get started." ”

Feng Zhe was speechless, and he didn't know what to say for a while. Ping Qingming drank wine but became more and more excited: "Whether it is planting crops or working, which one can get rich quickly like doing this?" No. ”

"A guy of the same age as me in our village, I have to call him Master. He started early, the first to build a three-story house in the village, and also bought a house in a big city, and it is said that he also found a little wife, but I haven't seen it, but I believe that there is absolutely yes, and his wife's stupid thing can't be controlled, anyway, he lives in a new house at home, and every month he sends the money back. I learned this craft from him. ”

Feng Zhe couldn't always be silent, so he pretended to be curious and asked, "Can this still be taught?" ”

Ping Qingming smiled and touched a cup with Feng Zhe: "Interlacing is like a mountain, the master leads the door, and the cultivation depends on the individual." Without the guidance of a master, how can you touch the doorway? It's a fellow villager who is the same age as me, and he made a fortune outside and didn't forget the big guy, and went back to the village to run a class to teach us the craft of this industry. This is called leading the whole village to get rich. ”

Feng Zhe acted as if he was listening to a book from heaven, and his face was full of incredulity: "So? Nobody cares about this? ”

Ping Qingming scoffed: "Who cares?" Who doesn't want to make money? The old village chief wanted to take care of it, and his son was the first to come out against him! Whoever has more money in his pocket, who has a well-built house, who speaks, will work! As I just said, I'm late, I learned technology earlier, I've earned enough, and I have the capital to go home and run a factory and become a boss. People don't wash their hands dry, this is called bleaching. Do you understand money laundering? ”

Ping Qingming drank a little too much, and said more: "You still don't understand when you live to this?" It's all fake, it's only real if you put money in your pocket. It doesn't matter how you get it, as long as you have money. Brother Feng, I think you are a learned person, I ask you one thing, you say, why are the stories in our legends, such as fairies, either married to firewood or to cattle farmers and long-term workers? ”

"You are like some heavenly fairy, a cowherd and a weaver girl, a fairy or something, why didn't you marry a rich man, why?"

Feng Zhe shook his head and said he didn't know.

"That's called a dream. Dream. Hey—it's just dreaming, and the more you can't get it, the more you can't get it, the more you think about it. ”

Zhao Fengkang smiled: "You just dream, it's all your dream, I don't have such thoughts." ”

Ping Qingming slapped the table: "Okay, even if these dreams belong to my type of person, I have no education, I haven't gone to school much, then I'll ask again, how can people who have gone to school love to dream?" ”

Zhao Fengkang said: "Then you can tell me how to dream about readers." ”

"Okay, open your mouth and come: one is at night, the reader is stabbing at the candle head cantilever cone, wanting to get fame and wealth, dangdangdang, someone knocked on the door, hey, this reading master is impatient, who the bothered me in the middle of the night to work hard, as soon as I opened the door, I took it, I was a peerless beauty, and this beauty is also standard sexual thirst......"

Ping Qingming spoke rudely, and he had the kind of market style that Feng Zhe had not seen for a long time. Zhao Fengkang laughed: "Hu Yu said ......"

Ping Qingming waved his hand: "Don't worry, you listen to me, the beauty under the moon will be ashamed to say which family she is a good woman, how to admire this scholar, want to warm the quilt for the scholar, the scholar wants to be beautiful, dry firewood." After going to bed, the day is beautiful, and when it's over, the little ladies will send the scholar a few thousand taels of silver, and then concentrate on serving the nerd to take the exam, and he will be obedient. After this guy becomes an official, okay, to be honest, the beauty said that she is actually a vixen, what a ghost, something, you can't accompany the official, fate is over, but in order to avoid missing, marry you a little wife who is very similar to me instead of me, and then it will be gone. ”

"This nerd can't bear to shout 'good wife leave' reluctantly at this time, but he can't go either. Okay, it's over, and the scholar and his little wife have lived happily ever after. You say, isn't this called a dream? ”

Zhao Fengkang smiled, Feng Zhe nodded and said, "Yes, indeed." ”

Ping Qingming "snapped" and clapped his hands: "There is another kind, this emperor is playing in the mountains and rivers, and suddenly remembered a couplet, the last sentence is: Zhu Bajie, hey, none of the Manchu civil and military forces around him can catch the next couplet, the emperor is sullen, thinking why do I raise such a bunch of idiots." Who knows my heart? When it was too late, a sour reader shouted in the distance, 'What's so hard about this?' Then there was an absolute for the ages: Monkey King! When the emperor heard this, he was amazed: What a genius! Come on, don't hide in that dark and watch the ants fight, I will make you the prime minister of the dynasty, first beat Ma Yu Street to visit the capital and show your face and majesty. Oh what, you're not married, and it's just so good that my princess is betrothed to you. Okay, look, double happiness is coming, this is not another dream. Is it beautiful or not? ”