"More things are better than less, we don't need to follow the ghosts, and now we will solve the things in front of us at the critical moment. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info" the fat man said in a deep voice.

I nodded at the fat man and said yes.

I was lying on my stomach with the fat man behind the mountain bag, and suddenly I felt the sound of the horn getting closer and closer to me and the fat man.

"The mountain bag we are staying in should not be the female ghost of this sedan chair. I said in a deep voice.

The fat man shook his head, and said something to me that was not very clear, and his face was full of solemnity.

I took a deep breath, stuck my head out and looked in front of the mountain bag, and saw the red sedan chair stop.

The fat man also poked his head out and looked ahead, and at this look, the fat man's eyes wrinkled tightly, and the expression on his face was very strange.

"What's wrong. I lowered my voice.

"I feel like this red sedan chair is coming for us. The fat man spoke.

I thought to myself, it can't be, coming at me and the fat man, this is indeed some nonsense, after all, the fat man and I are not ghosts.

Then the fat man and I shifted our eyes to the grave bag, thinking that this female ghost should not be married to the ghost in the tomb bag, and the more I thought about it, the more I felt that it was possible.

The fat man and I looked at each other and said, "Otherwise, let's go and hide in another mountain." ”

"There's nothing to hide, this bride is clearly coming for us. The fat man said with a solemn face.

"How can you tell. I was a little surprised.

"Don't you see that the bride's big sedan chair is pointing at the two of us, the dead marry the other, and the flower mouth is on the other. ”

The fat man said in a deep voice.

I don't know as much as the fat man, the fat man has been in elementary school, and I am a monk halfway.

"You're saying that this is a dead man marrying a living, not a dead man marrying a dead man. I thought for a moment and said.

"We must have been put together by Old Man Wei, who probably brought us to this place, and then acted on the opportunity. The fat man scolded Old Man Wei lightly, and then said.

As soon as he finished saying this, the sedan chair in front of him suddenly sounded the sound of a horn again.

"The two officials, the bride has sent you over, why are you hiding in the corner and refusing to come? A word worse than a male duck rang out from the side of the sedan chair.

Hearing this, I frowned tightly and looked around, and then I noticed that I and the fat man had been discovered, and the ghost was talking about me and the fat man.

"Ouch, what are the two officials still shy. The sound of the male duck came into my ears again.

"I was found out, and I hid a hairball. The fat man tugged at my sleeve and spoke to me.

Pulled by the fat man, I walked over from the mountain bag.

"The two of us are so powerful, I'm afraid that these lonely souls and wild ghosts won't succeed. The fat man said coldly at me.

I thought to myself, I just wanted to use the Dao Qi in my body, so that these ghosts don't bother me and the fat man, and give these ghosts a little bit of power.

But then I was dumbfounded, the Dao Qi in my body couldn't work, and it felt like it was blocked.

"Fatty, I don't have any Tao in me. I said anxiously to the fat man.

The fat man patted me on the shoulder and said it was okay, then raised his hand and pinched a finger.

Suddenly, the fat man's face became very ugly, "Damn, I don't have any Tao in me." ”

After saying this, the fat man slapped his thigh suddenly, "It must be that Old Man Wei made a move on the carriage and blocked the Dao Qi on our body, his grandmother's dog." ”

I was dumbfounded, I didn't have any morality, and I was pretending to be a force, just like a tiger without teeth.

"Seeing the opportunity, these ghosts mistakenly think that we are ghosts, so let's pretend to be ghosts. The fat man said in a deep voice.

I listened to the fat man's words, nodded, and took a deep breath, with the world that I and the fat man have seen, there is no Taoism, and I still have to pretend.

As soon as I walked out of the mountain bag, I saw a sedan chair behind the big sedan chair, and there was an old woman next to the sedan chair.

"What are the two officials standing stupidly. The old woman, holding a red handkerchief in her hand, waved at me and the fat man, and spoke.

The fat man and I stared at each other, and suddenly I burst out laughing.

"Thank you, mother-in-law, for taking my lady. As I spoke, I walked over in a sedan chair.

The fat man also learned from me and laughed, just like a two-hundred-and-five.

I walked to the first sedan chair and stretched out my hand to open the red curtain of the sedan chair to take a look.

Before it was opened, the old woman covered it and giggled, "Official, your bride is in the back, this is a fat official." ”

I cursed in my heart, if Lao Tzu's Taoism was still there, I would have beaten these ghosts to cry and call my mother.

I smiled awkwardly at the old woman, and then walked towards the sedan chair in the back.

As soon as I took two steps, the old woman grabbed my wrist, and when the old woman grabbed me, I felt like I was being grabbed by a chicken paw, and my hand was cold.

"Official, you haven't given the wedding money yet, the official shouldn't want to get married for nothing. The old woman said with a smile on her face.

I really didn't know if there was this stubble, and I thought that this ghost was really fucking troublesome to get married, so I felt in my pocket and took out a hundred dollars.

The old woman took a hundred yuan, her face suddenly changed, and she laughed twice, "Official, it's not good for you to do this, you don't have any money, why don't you give me a few copper plates, what are you giving me a piece of flower paper, you can't bully me and be blind." ”

I looked down at the hundred-dollar bill in the old woman's hand, coughed lightly, and forgot about it for a while.

Glancing at the fat man, the fat man laughed, took out several pieces of money from the Tiandi Bank from his pocket, and stuffed them into the old woman's hands.

When the old woman looked at the money, she immediately became smiling, and hurriedly put the money in her pocket, and threw a wink at the fat man while pretending, so that I almost wanted to vomit.

"A sedan chair, two spans of the brazier, three happy to the door, four or four smooth. The old woman yelled at the top of her voice.

Then the horn next to the sedan chair rang non-stop.

The old woman waved behind her, and a man came over with a brazier and placed it under the sedan chair.

"The bride crosses the brazier, and the next year Tian'er will be safe. The old woman spoke again.

I just felt that everything was very weird, and suddenly the curtain of the sedan chair was opened, and I saw a woman in red slowly walking down, this woman was wearing a red cloth scarf, and I couldn't see this woman's face, but she was still in good shape.

But looking at the path this woman was walking, I was shocked, this woman turned out to be from the Qing Dynasty, this shoe is terrifyingly small, just like the shoes of a five-year-old child, only a woman with bound feet can wear this kind of shoe.