Chapter 133: A Soak of Old Pee

She Shangguo held his breath and looked at it for a while, and suddenly his breath was released, and the whole person took a few quick breaths and relaxed, his eyes were slightly dull!

It took him a while to regain his strength, and he said angrily:

"Uncle Shi...... Not only are there several layers of boxes in the way, but there is also a fishy dress to cover it, them, dare to play tricks with us, I'll destroy them!"

As he spoke, She Shangguo rolled up his sleeves and wanted to do it, but I grabbed him!

Smelly clothes?

Could it be - depressed?

Depression is also called filth, but it is not the menstrual blood of women or newborns that are widely spread among the people now!

Filth contains a wide range of filth, such as the filth formed by the accumulation of food in the human intestines, the filth condensation of yin qi in the land of extreme yin, and the mixed feces produced by various animal settlements.

I pulled She Shangguo and asked:

"Are you sure there's a foul in there?"

She Shangguo pointed at Huang Ziqiang and said angrily:

"Seeing that you old man is dressed like a dog, I can't imagine that you will also be able to do these tricks! What Taoist priest can guess if you use filth to hide things? Uncle Shi, let go of me, if you don't give them a few mouthfuls today, Lao Tzu won't be able to swallow this breath!"

Before Huang Ziqiang could speak, he saw that the other two old men were unhappy, and they sang and said:

"Hou Shengzi pay attention to your words! How can a Taoist priest speak obscenities? You haven't explained what you can't use, so how can we ordinary people know what kind of filth is?"

An old man with a bare head accused.

Since you didn't explain it in advance, it will be regarded as a hundred taboos and we can arrange it at will! Why, if you don't have the light at this time, you will blame us? Hmph! If you don't have real skills, don't come out and mess with the rivers and lakes!"

Another old man chimed in.

She Shangguo was angry, but he wanted to scold again, but I stopped him and said:

"Don't make any noise!

When Huang Ziqiang and the other two old men heard my voice, they immediately smiled together, and even looked at each other secretly!

, old goblin!

It seems that it was premeditated, and I specially made some unclean things to cover up, so that I could make a move......

After thinking about it, there is no other way, let's try it with spiritual sense first!

I asked She Shangguo to put away the incense burner and chair, and closed his eyes calmly, and his spiritual sense covered the past like a tide!

Lingjue, this thing is amazing!

"Taixuan Ying" has a saying: subtle exchanges, demon first spiritual sense!

The spirit in this sentence refers to God, divine consciousness!

When the Taoist true qi is cultivated to the peak of the day after tomorrow, it will produce spiritual sense, and it will be clear to the chest in the subtle and subtle places.

This feeling is somewhat similar to the so-called sixth sense, such as when an object is coming at you quickly, the moment you are present, your heart will be flooded with an alarm, and at the same time, your body will burst out with amazing power, and there are many examples of this.

However, unlike the sixth sense, when the Taoist true qi advances to the release of true qi, it will turn into a god, also known as divine consciousness and spiritual consciousness!

At this point, the spiritual sense will be like a third eye, God's perspective! Looking down at everything around us, cultivating to the deepest depths, and even penetrating objects to the essence!

And the evil qi in my body is also endowed with the same effect as the true qi and true element, and it is more powerful and farther away!

With a sweep of spiritual sense, the contents of the wooden cabinet were impressive!

Sure enough, there was something strange, I saw that on the second floor of the wooden cabinet, a red silk robe was scattered, and the middle was slightly bulging as if there was a real thing, but the spiritual sense could not penetrate, and there was a fishy smell, which was disgusting!

Since the spiritual sense is also driven by the true qi and true element, of course, it will also be affected by the filthy qi, which I expected!

Retracting my spiritual sense, I saw She Shangguo looking at me expectantly, and I smiled and said:

"Don't worry, isn't that cigarette still out yet!"

When Huang Ziqiang heard this, he opened his mouth and smiled:

"If the trail chief needs to use any sacrifices or props, even if he mentions it to Huang, we just feast our eyes, hehehe!"

Seeing him smiling happily, I couldn't help but ask:

"I would venture to ask, this method of covering up with filth, dare to ask where Mr. Huang knew about it?"

Huang Ziqiang seemed even happier, but shook his head with a smile and said:

"Don't say it, don't say it! If the Taoist chief guesses it, Huang can tell you!"

Mother's legs, you still pick it up?!

With my wicked smile, my eyes instantly filled with anger, and the whole room was once again reflected in my eyes, without reservation!

I saw that under the cover of the clothes in the wooden cabinet, it was a cup of brewed tea!

Subconsciously, mischievous thoughts arose in my mind, thinking:

Fuck me and dare to play tricks on me, watch me steal the beams and change the pillars!

Don't you like to watch "Journey to the West"?

Then I'll follow the script and see if you're dumbfounded for a while!

I remember that the monkey in the TV was a peach pit after eating the peach in the cabinet, which shocked the three monsters and the king dumbfounded!

Then I'll ...... Hey, hey, you're welcome!

I smiled and took out the fish intestines and said to Huang Ziqiang:

"Mr. Huang, I wonder if I can add a code?"

Huang Ziqiang was stunned for a moment and replied:

"What do you mean?"

I played with the fish intestines and smiled:

"Since you think I can't guess, it's better to go like this: if I can guess what's in the closet, I don't ask for anything else, but only one of you eats it, and on the contrary, if I don't guess, as my nephew said, run naked!!"

Others listened to Shang Ke, but when She Shangguo heard it, his face was a little bitter, and he whispered to me: 400

"Division...... Uncle Shi, I'm angry, how can you drill into the trap yourself?"

I patted his hand and signaled that I had something to do.

Huang Ziqiang listened, turned his head and whispered to Huang Jianmin, who was placing things, and after getting the latter's confirmation and guarantee, he smiled impressively:

"Okay! Huang will make this bet with you!"

I'm so happy!

Eat, you'll have something to eat in a while!hahahaha!

As soon as Huang Ziqiang's voice fell, my right palm condensed, and it was a split palm through the wooden cabinet!

It can be tangible or invisible, and with my palm, it seeps into the cabinet in an instant, and then sucks up the water in the cup!

At the same time, I quickly transmitted the message to Sheshangguo:

"Nephew, come on, stand behind me and pee on me! Remember to be careful, don't be discovered!"

She Shangguo was stunned for a moment, looking at me like a fool, I don't know if it's true or not!

I repeated the message, accentuated my tone, and threatened him to drive him away if he didn't spread me!

She Shangguo trembled, trembling behind me, and asked in a hesitant whisper:

"Division...... Uncle Shi, you really let me lie ...... As the saying goes: the tiger's ass can't be touched, I ...... I'm afraid!"

I was secretly amused, but I said sharply: "Spread it quickly to Lao Tzu!

She Shangguo no longer hesitated this time, his hands pretended to lift his pants, and he set up a "weapon" with his right hand, and said in a low voice:

"Pee comes !!"

The yellow soaked urine came in response, and at the same time as it touched my robe, it flashed, and the urine seemed to fall into another space, gurgling endlessly and without a trace!

She Shangguo looked at the light on my back in surprise, and with a shake of his right hand, he almost shoved the "weapon" in......

Little fish!

I wronged you Xiaoyuer, I ate the yellow urine of Lao Tzu's nephew, and I will compensate you another day!

I felt a little guilty and a little mischievous excitement.

Xiao Yu'er is the power of the primordial gods, and it is as formless as the evil qi, but it is impossible to store mortal objects, so I thought of a way:

The little fish has a dazzling fire on her body, and while Master She's nephew is peeing, the fire is scorching, turning the urine into a vapor state. Then, after pouring it into the teacup, the cold air will not stagnate for a moment before the liquid can be restored......

After She Shangguo's old yellow urine was finished, I waved the fish intestines, and the white light arrow entered the wooden cabinet, and then ...... That's it!

......

I retracted my anger and recalled the little fish, inserted the fish intestines, smiled at Huang Ziqiang, who was staring blankly, and said loudly:

"The Tao is over! I've guessed what is in the cabinet, and it's ...... inside."

I deliberately dragged my tone and said slowly.

"A cup of tea !!"

Huang Ziqiang looked at the wooden cabinet blankly, then at me, and waved my hand, and asked in disbelief:

"Little ...... What kind of Taoism is this, why have I never seen Huang?"

I followed the example he had just looked like, and just shook my head with a smile:

"You can't say it, you still have to announce the results first, and then you can fulfill your promise!"

At this time, the other two old men reacted, looked at each other and were speechless, and could only wait for Huang Ziqiang to announce the results.

Huang Ziqiang was stunned for a moment, and then his eyes lit up and he said loudly:

"Okay! The little Taoist is worthy of being a true Taoist priest, and he has the ability! You guessed it right, it's a cup of tea inside!!"

After speaking, Huang Ziqiang motioned to Huang Jianmin to open the cabinet, and the latter looked at me in surprise, stepped forward to open the cabinet door and opened the silk robe, and took out a teacup!

Immediately, a low exclamation sounded in the room!

"Hey, that's amazing!

"II...... Second cousin, you pinched my arm...... Isn't this a dream! Is there really a Dao Fa immortal in this world?"

"Xiaoli, don't pinch me, I didn't dream...... How did you get this? Could it be the second cousin, who is cheating?"

"No way! The second cousin is a nerd, and all his thoughts are on some computer...... Besides, he's just known them just like us!"

"Shhhhh

"Yes, yes, yes!"

......

In the whispers of everyone, I stepped forward to take the teacup in Huang Jianmin's hand, walked straight to Huang Ziqiang, stretched out my hand, and said with a smile:

"Mr. Huang, please fulfill your promise! But Xiaodao has a suggestion, this cup of tea should be given to the juniors, so as not to catch a cold...... Hahahaha!"

I didn't dare to let this old man drink it, he wanted to know that this was She Shangguo's old urine, and he had to burp and burp on the spot?

Huang Ziqiang didn't doubt that he had him, he still smiled happily, patted his hand and came over to look at the strange eldest son, Huang Jianxin, and said:

"Jianxin, then you can drink it for your father! Also, the tea must be cold after being put for so long, I am old and have a bad stomach, so it is the same for you to drink it!"

Huang Jianxin reluctantly replied:

"Hey!"

After taking the teacup, Huang Jianxin took a closer look, and saw that the tea and soup inside were golden in color, and there was really no heat.

Immediately afterwards, Huang Jianxin glanced at me, bowed to Huang Ziqiang again, and patted him on the back:

"It's really cold! Father, you don't have to worry about me to drink it, can't you drink herbal tea this winter...... Jianmin is too, why don't you know how to get a hot cup!"

"I wish my father good health and all the best!

Huang Jianxin smiled and slapped again, stretched out his hand and raised his neck, "smack", and leaned up!!