Chapter 026: Six Men and One Dog's Journey (1)
"This time, our destination is Pyeongchang, Gangwon Province, and the theme is survival travel!" Luo Yingshi PD here nodded with satisfaction when he looked at Jin Zhongming's very skilled variety show performance, so after they finished pulling their sideburns, they directly announced today's destination with confidence.
"Survival travel should give more money!" Jin Zhongming thought about the video he watched last night from the previous days, and he was a little scared. "It's not going to be a thousand per person, is it?"
"Of course not!" replied generously by Luo Yingshi. "For the sake of Mr. Jin Zhongming and Mr. MC Meng's face on the first day of coming, we have prepared a huge sum of 10,000 yuan per person. ”
"Poon!" Jiang Hudong immediately kissed Jin Zhongming on the face when he heard this, so frightened that Jin Zhongming hurriedly wiped his face.
"This is simply a lucky star!" Jin C also nodded excitedly.
"60,000, that's it!" Li Xiugen took an envelope here, opened it and saw that it was really 6 10,000 yuan bills.
"It's like going on vacation!" MC Dream also slowly adapted to the rhythm and excitedly followed the discussion.
"But why am I so upset?" everyone was happy, but Jin Zhongming held his chest and was a little worried.
"I think this may be the reason why you are uneasy!" Jiang Hudong explained by putting his arm around Jin Zhongming's shoulder. "Please show us our means of transportation this time!"
And with Jiang Hudong's words, a vehicle that was pasted with flowers and greens and two inferior small paper flags with the words 'two days and one night' written on it drove over.
"This car is really good!" Li Xiugen said, shaking his big head. "Look at how artistic this sticker is!"
"It's rare that the program team will tailor such a good car for us!" Jin C actually shook his head and shook his head. "It seems that newcomers have a lot of benefits!"
"But Zhong Ming's expression is not very good?" Yin Zhiyuan put Baker's rope behind his back, and then shook his legs and smirked. "The so-called addiction to cigarettes is forced out by this bad mood. ”
"That's my car!" Listening to the ridicule of several MCs around him, Jin Zhongming made a serious statement with a dark face. "My babysitter car!"
"What nonsense?" Jiang Hudong squinted his eyes and scolded. "Don't you see the KBS sign behind the windshield of your car?
"Do you need me to memorize the license plate number?" Jin Zhongming asked speechlessly, pointing to his car. "And isn't the driver who got out of the car my assistant?"
"Ah, that's it!" Jiang Hudong replied looking at the clear blue sky. "I'll just say how can the program team be so good, it turns out that they just took your car, don't you just add a KBS brand, it seems to really look like a KBS car. ”
"I repeat it again. That's my car. Jin Zhongming warned Jiang Hudong again very 'seriously'. "And they didn't just add a sign, what the hell are those fancy things?"
"Those are art!" Jiang Hudong also answered Jin Zhongming's question very seriously. "It's a work of art that the four of us worked so hard to complete when you went in to sign the contract!"
"What did you four do?" Jin Zhongming was really speechless.
"Yes, and Zhong Ming, why do you have to bite something, yours and mine?" Yin Zhiyuan also disdainfully accused Jin Zhongming. "Didn't you sign a contract? If you signed a contract, why can't you lend us the car for a while? And Zhong Ming, did you notice the picture of your head on that windshield? I cut it out and pasted it. ”
"I remembered!" Jin Zhongming immediately turned his head and replied word by word. "I will never forget it in my life, and who made those two little flags. ”
"I!" replied with a raised hand. "It took me a lot of energy, how about it?
"Let's discuss!" Jin Zhongming said after pursing his lips. "Because of your handsome stickers and flags, we will be caught by the traffic police as soon as we go out, so whoever sticks them will tear them off. ”
"Hey, you're so boring!" the four old MCs grumbled. But I still went up with all my hands and feet to tear off these things from Jin Zhongming's nanny car, there is no way, I am afraid that this virtue will really be stopped by the traffic police.
"Zhong Ming, don't think we're targeting you. After finally finishing his work, Jiang Hudong continued to play tricks. "You have to understand that the fundamental reason we chose this car is that it has navigation in it. ”
"Navigation is mine too. Jin Zhongming reluctantly affirmed the ownership of the property again.
"You signed a contract with KBS, didn't you say that you signed a long-term contract for a full year?" Yin Zhiyuan pouted and continued to mock. "Sign the contract and you have to admit it. ”
"Well, it's time to tell everyone!" Seeing that Jin Zhongming was suppressed, Jiang Hudong continued to state. "The distance to Pyeongchang here is 190 kilometers, but the program team only filled it with just the right amount of gasoline. ”
"Are you asking me not to step on the brakes?" the old driver Li Xiugen complained to the program team speechlessly.
"A little bit more. Luo Yingshi pd smiled.
"Don't you guys even have to take gasoline when you take other people's cars?" Kim Jong Ming smiled speechlessly. "I had just filled up the gas there when I came in the morning. ”
"Zhong Ming. Didn't you sign a long-term contract for a full year?" Yin Zhiyuan was ready to continue to use this sentence to suppress Jin Zhongming. "Signed"
"It's not your right to speak!" Jin Zhongming really couldn't stand it. "Even the dog you're holding is mine!
The audience burst into laughter again.
Subsequently, several people got into the car, Li Xiugen, the old driver, took the driver's seat, the fat Jiang Hudong naturally sat in the position of the co-driver, Yin Zhiyuan took Baker to the last row alone, which is also his old seat with Beck, and the other three people naturally sat down in the middle.
"Collect the wallet!" Just as Li Xiugen was about to start, Luo Yingshi's demonic face appeared at the door of the car. "You'd better be honest with us, or we'll embarrass you. ”
"I have a picture of my underage sister in my wallet. If you dare to put it on camera, I'll embarrass you too. Compared to the MC dream that is still a bit rushed, Jin Zhongming, who has experienced the baptism of "Infinite Challenge", is completely relaxed about these things.
"It's here!" Jiang Hudong clapped his hands and smiled. "We're still wondering who would dare to be the first to threaten Luo PD in turn. As a result, Zhong Ming threatened our total PD so openly on the first day he came!"
"And Luo PD doesn't mean to refute at all!" Yin Zhiyuan also clapped his hands and laughed.
Luo Yingshi lowered his head in embarrassment, how could he refute Jin Zhongming's words?
The car finally departed, but then the first argument broke out inside the car. That is, should the radio, headlights, and heating be turned on when the gasoline is fixed? This kind of simple trickery also aroused MC Meng's interest, so in an instant, Kim Jong-ming felt that he had come to the vegetable market.
After finally calming down this controversy. Just out of the parking lot in front of KBS, the second argument ensued, and the MC dreamed of going to the market to buy something first. But this method of pretending to be a connoisseur immediately aroused the storm criticism of the old MCs, but after the criticism was over, Li Xiugen still drove the car to a supermarket first.
"You can't all seven of you, can you?" Jiang Hudong came up with an idea. "Let's make a list and let the two newcomers go shopping!"
"What a good idea!" Yin Zhiyuan nodded in praise. "Let the two newcomers run errands for us. ”
"If you have any money left, buy me a bottle of soda!" After making a verbal list, Jiang Hudong admonished Jin Zhongming. "Even though it's winter, I'm already sweating in the morning with the heating on. ”
"Then I want ice cream!" Yin Zhiyuan raised his hand high.
Five minutes later, in the supermarket.
"We, what are we going to buy?" "MC Dream has already forgotten the list at this moment. "Zhong Ming, your memory should be very good, Seoul National University's guaranteed master's degree. ”
"I don't remember either. Jin Zhongming replied calmly. "But why are we following their list? Do those people know how much an egg costs? Let's look at it. ”
"That's a great idea!" MC Yume applauded. caused a cold sweat for VJ and the writer behind the two.
"I feel like I'm going to be very tired today!" Jiang Hudong said in the car, a little uneasy. "After all, it's 500 meters above sea level. ”
"That's right. Li Xiugen also nodded in response. "The most important thing is that although we have 60,000 yuan, the program team will definitely not be so generous, and I don't know what will be in the future. ”
"I don't think that's the point. Yin Zhiyuan stroked Baker's head with a dull expression and said. "What you are talking about are conventional problems, we have experienced them more than a dozen times, I think the biggest danger lies in today's two newcomers, don't we know who MC Meng and Zhong Ming are? ”
"That makes sense!" Jiang Hudong twisted his ass uneasily. "It's hair and it's sticking to people's cars, and I regret letting them go shopping. ”
"Is this a thing to try?" Kim Jong Ming and MC Meng, who had been hungry all morning, were drooling in front of a plate of pork belly.
"That's right. Try it for free!" replied with a smile as the shopping guide looked at the two people in front of him and a large number of cameras.
"Pd, what do you think?" Jin Zhongming stopped MC Meng, who wanted to start directly, and turned his head first and asked his responsibility.
"yes, what do you think?, will you be fined?" MC Dream also reacted and stared at pd and asked.
"No!" After a brief inquiry, both of them nodded their heads. "Luo Yingshi PD said that free is free. Our program team will not interfere. ”
"I have an idea!" After only three minutes, after eating a whole plate of freshly cooked pork belly, Kim Jong Ming seriously proposed to MC Meng.
"You say!" MC replied as he picked his teeth with the toothpick that came with it.
"Let's go and eat all the samples in the entire food area first, and then go shopping!" Jin Zhongming glanced at the huge three-word signboard in the food area above his head, and put forward a suggestion that MC Meng couldn't refuse at all.
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