Some directly reported to their homes: "I am a certain person from a certain college, and I have a crush on you for a long time, do you have time to enjoy your face tonight at a certain food stall and invite you to supper." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" Guo Yuyan directly kicked this person into the blacklist at that time.

Some of them flaunt their literary talents, and they prefer to talk about foreign literature with Guo Yuyan, "I especially like Poe's poem, 'The morning is full of storms, in the heart of summer.'" The clouds roam like white handkerchiefs, and the wind waves them with its traveler's hands. Countless windy hearts beat in the silence of our love. 'It feels so beautiful and very meaningful. ”

Guo Yuyan only replied: "This is the work of the Chilean poet Neruda, please be more professional in the future - goodbye!"

Some showed their economic strength, first gave a red envelope of 200 yuan to the fat goose, and then said triumphantly: "Miss Guo, as long as you talk with me for five hours a day, I will give you 200 yuan of pocket money." ”

Guo Yuyan replied: "Two hundred yuan in five hours, an average of forty yuan an hour, I still go to move bricks to earn more." ”

Others simply went directly to the nude photos of themselves in the bathroom, and said unabashedly: "How is the figure of the little brother?

"Get out. Guo Yuyan just one word.

There are also messages sent every day: "Have you eaten?", "Have you taken a bath?", "Have you slept?" "Have you gotten up?" is simply a fixed-point alarm clock, and a fixed time period is used to greet you, but when you reply to him that he has eaten, he often does not reply.

There are so many wonders like this.

Guo Yuyan sometimes wonders why these boys always have so much endless energy and shameless face to pursue a girl.

But now that she took the initiative to send a message to Song Baojun, she immediately realized the mentality of Diaosi pursuing a female (male) god.

The feeling of suffering from gains and losses, the caution of not being able to get a response from the other party, and the nervousness of holding back for a long time to come up with what he thought was a subtle word. Even imagine that when the other party sees that he is so active, will he think that I am a water-based poplar woman?

This kind of contradiction intersects with thoughts of yearning for the male god, which makes Guo Yuyan at a loss, and even the other party replied more than ten minutes ago with the word "yes", she can think of no less than 20 meanings.

By the way, I'm so stupid, I should talk to him about music and literature!

Guo Yuyan continued to brace his spirits, thought about it, and wrote to Song Baojun: "I listened carefully to your recommendation of Gould's 1981 version of the "Goldberg Variations", and sure enough, it was the same as what you said, it was very deep, and the meaning of life was like this, and I was extremely moved. ”

Press the send button, Ding Ding Ding, and a row of red and eye-catching system prompts appear at the bottom of the screen: "You must add the other person as a friend before you can send a message." ”

"Ahh

"What's the matter? The male god agreed to go to the appointment?" Yan Luohan didn't raise his head.

Guo Yuyan said with a hint of crying: "He, he, he kicked me to the blacklist." What do you think I should do?"

"What should I do? There are many two-legged men in the world, so it's a big deal to find another one!" Yan Luohan shouted impatiently: "Why don't I go over and ask you now, whether he likes you or not!"

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Song Baojun almost didn't hesitate to delete Guo Yuyan's fat goose friend, Xi Caiwei's lesson was too profound and had nothing to do with personality, it was related to his unforgettable otaku years, and he was always not favored by girls.

From the depths of his heart inferiority, Song Baojun instinctively maintains a relative vigilance for every girl, especially this kind of fat goose friend, who chatted inexplicably and seemed to be extremely familiar with each other.

Song Baojun only has two words to explain this: trap.

Then he kicked Guo Yuyan into the blacklist indifferently. Want to play with Lao Tzu's pure virgin feelings?

If the beautiful anchor knew that she was kicked for such an unreliable reason, I am afraid that Xi Caiwei's heart would be torn apart.

Yan Luohan really said to do it, found a sky blue women's suit in the closet and put it on, and said: "I'll go to the dormitory of the Chinese department to find out Song Baojun and see what his heart is made of." ”

This girl bears the name of Shuangshu of the Broadcasting Academy, and has attracted countless dicks to bend her waist, but she is a real female man's character, acting in a hurry, spicy and daring.

Guo Yuyan was taken aback, and hurriedly said: "Hanhan, don't be excited, I have nothing to do with Song Baojun." Okay, okay, you come back, even if I'm unrequited in love with him!"

She was lying on the bed and disheveled, and before she could clean up, Yan Luohan had already left the dormitory like a burning buttocks.

On weekends, the campus is much quieter than usual, but the dormitory area is noisy and more lively than a vegetable market. Most of the students in the school are out-of-town students, and they have nowhere to go during the holidays, so they will naturally stay in the dormitory to pass the boring time.

Guo Junzheng, who was rejected by Wu Jiali one hundred and one times, got together in the dormitory with Tan Qingkai and Ma Guodong to talk about obscene topics about girls. In addition to their envy of Brother Jun, everyone also made no secret of their jealousy for Tan Qingkai stepping on two boats.

How could this pale-faced young man He De soak two girls at the same time? Isn't it just hugging Brother Jun's thigh?

Tan Qingkai was not ashamed, but proud, and said: "Although it is a beautiful misunderstanding that the English forum gave the wrong flower, it is undeniable that my masculine charm has a fatal attraction to the girl. Hey, don't look at me with that weird look, do you have a show? It's good if the girl doesn't slap your boss. ”

Ma Guodong cut off: "It's a day when a person goes out and always steps on dog shit." ”

Guo Jun responded: "Forget it, it's not interesting to fight too much." Akai, you can't eat meat by yourself and don't let the brothers drink soup, today is the weekend, why don't you ask Qianqian's sister over and let her bring her best friend Li Meijia with her, we just have a dormitory party. ”

"That's nice, how do you calculate the cost?" Tan Qingkai didn't want to be stupid.

"That's simple, everyone AA system, you can not only enhance your relationship with Qianqian, but also take the opportunity to talk about life with Sister Meijia. ”

Ma Guodong also added fuel to the fire: "Yes, yes, Brother Jun said that everyone in the otaku brotherhood has girls, you can't help but pull the brothers." ”

"Do you think I'm stupid?" Tan Qingkai simply turned on the computer, clicked to enter the game, and put on a posture of non-violence and non-cooperation.

Guo Jun was helpless, discussed a few words with Ma Guodong in a low voice, and finally reached a consensus, and said with a smile: "Akai, if it costs us to come out, you are only responsible for calling people over." ”

Tan Qingkai replied with disgust and joy, and said: "Wouldn't it be over if you said that earlier? Yes, I'll see if the fairy will come over today. Otherwise, if I am hit by her, not only will my life be in danger, but the whole dormitory will be affected. ”

Sent a few messages to Lin Mengxian on his mobile phone, confirming that his sister was at home and would not come to school until tomorrow, Tan Qingkai dialed Qianqian's phone with confidence.

It is said that it is a social activity, but in fact, it is as simple as death, invite a few girls to come to the dormitory to play cards together, and go to the food stall to eat in the evening. Afraid that Li Meijia would not come, Tan Qingkai even said that Song Baojun was also there.

When he put down the phone, Ma Guodong immediately jumped up and rushed to the wardrobe faster than Liu Xiang's hurdles.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

"Stupid, there are girls willing to come to the friendship, it's not an exaggeration to say that they will glorify their ancestors, why don't they change into neat clothes to welcome the arrival of their sisters, and seek death?" Ma Guodong said as he found his favorite suit and rushed to seize the bathroom seat.

Guo Jun immediately woke up and took action.

About half an hour later, the girls arrived as promised. Qianqian is dressed very ordinary, with denim shoulders, plaid skirts, leggings, and canvas shoes, just like the girls next door who are common on the street.

But Li Meijia made people's eyes shine, permed a big wavy curly hair, tied up with a hairpin, revealing a smooth forehead, and a milky white knitted woolen sweater on her body, which looked very delicate and lovely.

This senior sister still had a nervous expression when she first entered the door, but she didn't find Song Baojun's figure in the dormitory, and immediately became grinning, and said, "Hey, I said, your dormitory is quite clean." By the way, what about Song Baojun's kid?"

"Brother Jun just went out temporarily, and we couldn't stop it, saying that we were going to the street hair salon to talk to the shampoo girl. The three of them had a tacit understanding and poured dirty water on Song Baojun.

Li Meijia snorted, her eyebrows raised slightly, looking both proud and disdainful.

Qianqian walked behind Tan Qingkai and watched him play a game, and said softly, "What is this?"

"Devil Beast World!" Tan Qingkai was half a bottle of vinegar for any other topic, only about the game was the most energetic, and immediately pulled over a bench and asked Qianqian to sit down, saying, "You try, it's fun, I'll teach you." ”

Guo Jun and Ma Guodong took out the prepared fruits and drinks to entertain the two beauties.

Li Meijia held an apple in her hand and didn't eat it, pretending to observe the layout of the dormitory around, and asked, "Hey, the four of you have a room, who lives in which bed?"

Guo Jun knew that Senior Sister Meijia wanted to ask Song Baojun, and Brother Secretly Daojun was amazingly charming, so he didn't withdraw in his heart, so he had to point out a few people's beds to her.

Li Meijia really walked to Song Baojun's bed, and said lightly: "Yo, there are so many books on the bedside, no wonder I can argue with Professor Ferdinand for two hours without changing my face." ”

Guo Jun said: "Well, I instructed Song Baojun to buy these books. ”

"Oh, then I'll see. Also, maybe you can use it when learning English. ”

Li Meijia suppressed her pounding heart, with an indifferent and irrelevant look, took off her small leather shoes and stretched out her feet to put on the small ladder of the elevated bed, and got into Song Baojun's bed. The senior sister wore a pair of delicate cotton socks, revealing her white and tender ankles, which made Guo Jun and Ma Guodong dry.

The bed was messy, the sheets were not folded, and they were piled up haphazardly at the foot of the bed. There was a small lamp at the head of the bed, a high and soft pillow, and a stack of books on the side, all of which had been turned over. (To be continued.) )