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Zhao Wendi, who was sitting diagonally opposite him, subconsciously moved his body, but his butt moved slightly, and he was already leaning against the corner. There's no way, the Dongou City Public Security Bureau is recently conducting a year-end raid, so all habitual criminals on the road who have a little criminal record are almost all hurrying up at this time. The detention center is overcrowded, so he is now crowded into this small place with the five brothers and sisters who came with him. Temporary auxiliary police officers who run errands in the detention center say that they will stay until someone comes to vouch for them, or until the court pronounces a verdict before they are released or sent to other places.

"Teacher Fang, did you catch a cold last night?" Lao Liu, who was huddled next to the squatting pit, asked with concern.

Fang Simin had just met his family in the morning, and at this time he had regained his composure as a "senior intellectual", he smiled faintly, his male duck voice as if he had been served hundreds of times by frosted paper, and replied profoundly: "It's okay, most colds are caused by viruses, even if you really have a cold, don't worry, drink more water and it will heal itself." I usually never go to the hospital for colds, and the level of doctors in China is not good at all, so I will prescribe antibiotics indiscriminately. Pediatric hospitals make money from these diseases. ”

Zhao Wendi didn't understand what kind of brain circuit Fang Simin was at all, people just asked casually, and he could actually go to the pediatric hospital. However, Lao Liu, who is known as [Professor of Social Sciences], praised Fang Simin's rhetoric very much, and sighed: "Teacher Fang is worthy of being a person who came back from studying in the United States, unlike me, when my family was not good, I could only study by myself after graduating from junior high school. ”

When Zhao Wendi heard this, he couldn't help but lower his head and snickered.

It's okay for a retired worker to pretend to be a professor on the Internet, but now that the old story has been revealed, he still has to put gold on his face.

Of course, junior high school graduation is below the junior high school level?

Otherwise, do you really think you can go to a university and become a professor?

Zhao Wendi secretly despised Lao Liu, and then secretly glanced at Fang Simin, and sure enough, at this time, Fang Simin's face also revealed an obvious sense of superiority, obviously indirectly despising this fake professor. However, compared with Zhao Wendi's "contemptuous smile", Fang Simin is much more mature in terms of being a person - or in other words, the level of hypocrisy is relatively high. Then I only heard Fang Simin talk again: "Master Liu, you don't need to be arrogant, in fact, I think your level is no worse than that of domestic undergraduates." ”

When Zhao Wendi heard this, he couldn't help but smile.

Fang Simin didn't care about Zhao Wendi's emotions at all, and then said: "At least compared to many so-called college students, your logical ability and critical thinking ability are obviously passable. will not be like those two fools who study liberal arts, they will be deceived by Qin Tiancai. ”

Lao Liu was affirmed by Dr. Liumei, and couldn't help but sit up straight, breathing a lot smoother in an instant, and the smell of the squatting pit around him could be smelled clearly.

He hurriedly moved to Fang Simin's side, reciprocated Fang Simin's stinky feet and said, "Teacher Fang, what did you do when you were in the United States?"

"This, hehe......" Fang Simin laughed dryly twice, and replied, "I do biochemistry, and some basic disciplines in medicine are also a bit intersecting, this thing is more professional, like you have zero foundation in biochemistry, you probably don't understand it well when I say it, so don't say it." ”

But as soon as the words fell, Xiao Li, the [prosecutor] on the bed opposite, followed closely without thinking: "Professor Fang! Anyway, it's okay to be idle now, so it's better to listen to your class and improve your realm. ”

"Yes, yes. [Criminal case lawyer] Xiao Wang also smiled and agreed, "In this way, when we go out in a few days, we can still brag in the forum, saying that I have taken a doctorate class in prison." ”

"Don't want it......" Fang Simin was still holding on, "There's not even a blackboard here......"

"It's okay!" [Criminal Police] Lao Sun said loudly, "Anyway, we don't take exams, you can talk casually, we can listen to it casually, just listen to your story." ”

Fang Simin is a little difficult to ride a tiger now.

If you want to talk about this kind of professional thing, you don't forget half of it for a year, and you don't forget it for three years, and he came back from the United States in a gray way, it's been almost ten years ago, although he will occasionally go to almost a little information in order to write articles on weekdays, but the memory obtained by copying and pasting is actually not worth it at all!

He looked at these pairs of expectant eyes in the cell, looked around, and suddenly found that Zhao Wendi's face was full of indifference, and suddenly seemed to grasp a life-saving straw, and hurriedly said: "Xiao Zhao, why don't you tell them about it." ”

"What are you talking about?" Zhao Wendi was stunned.

Fang Simin smiled: "You can talk about anything, don't you study civil engineering? You should study science in high school, right? Just give them some basic biology and chemistry knowledge." When you're done, I'll give you a review. ”

Zhao Wendi showed an expression of "you are sick", and said unhappily: "What is there to say, now that everyone is in prison, how can I still be in that mood?"

"Xiao Zhao, shouldn't you?" The only [criminal policeman] grandson in the room who looked five big and three thick, mocked boldly, "I heard that you wrote **** to Guan Jin, you learned it in high school, did you learn it all into the crotch?"

Standing in this cell, Fang Simin despises everyone, and he, Zhao Wendi, despises everyone other than Fang Simin and despises the chain, Zhao Wendi doesn't bother to deal with [Criminal Police], the owner of a small restaurant who graduated from elementary school-

The reason why Zhao Wendi knew what Lao Sun was doing was because when he first came in the day before yesterday, the [professor of social sciences] had already asked all the inmates' occupations and academic qualifications. He was very pleased with the results, because his academic qualifications ranked joint fourth in the cell, second only to Fang Simin's doctorate, Zhao Wendi's undergraduate students, and [prosecutor] Xiao Li's college graduate. And according to the logic of Lao Liu, a professor of social sciences, his initial Chinese is still quite good at his age, and if it is placed today, he can at least go to an undergraduate. Ah Q's spirit is vividly exerted.

Seeing that Zhao Wendi didn't answer, Lao Sun continued to sour him: "Speaking of which, domestic college students are really not good now, and some college students don't make as much money as me." It's just a group of dead readers, who don't have any skills, to be honest, if I recruit people in my store, I'd rather have people like Lao Liu and Xiao Wang, rather than those undergraduates, and they can't be used!"

Zhao Wendi couldn't help it now, and said coldly: "The question is whether people are willing to go to work with you? And even if you are asked to work as a temporary worker on the street, do you have that level? I'm afraid you won't even be able to fill out the form for applying for a temporary job, right?"

"Yo yo!" Lao Sun was told by Zhao Wendi about the sore spot, and he rolled up from the bed at once, and shouted with garlic in his mouth, "You're amazing, aren't you? What are you talking to me? Professor Fang has come back from studying in the United States, and the doctors haven't said anything about me, which chicken 8 hairs are you?"

Fang Simin didn't correct the wrong title of "professor" at all, and looked like I was a master and I was calm, smiled and waved his hand: "There is nothing remarkable about the doctor, it's just that I have studied for a few more years." ”

"Listen! This is a learned man!" Lao Sun roared angrily.

Zhao Wendi was so confused by this idiot that he didn't even have the heart to refute, rolled his eyes, smiled coldly, and stopped talking.

Lao Sun gasped and sat down.

The cell was quiet for a while, and the atmosphere was entangled, [Professor of Social Sciences] Lao Liu suddenly said: "Teacher Fang, Xiao Zhao doesn't want to say it anyway, you can just talk about it and relieve everyone's boredom." ”

"That's it, Teacher Fang, tell some people to listen! Let some people know what it means to know what it means to have a high sky and a thick sky, and what it means to have someone outside the world!" Lao Sun continued to provoke angrily.

Zhao Wendi didn't bird him.

It's just that this time, Fang Simin is a little difficult to ride a tiger.

He stiffened his head and thought about it, but finally he couldn't stand the instigation, and stumbled: "Then I'll tell you some simple biological foundations." Why don't you tell me something......"

Xiao Wang nodded and said: "Let's talk about cells! I usually watch TV, so I love to watch these!"

"Uh...... Okay, let's talk about cells. Fang Simin scratched the sparse hair on his head, and recalled his freshman textbook very slowly, "Cells, the main structure is the cell membrane, cytoplasm, and nucleus, what about this cell membrane...... Biologically, under microscopic observation, his structure is very special, it is a membrane structure. ”

"Double-layer membrane structure. Zhao Wendi couldn't help but add.

Lao Sun glanced at Zhao Wendi unconvinced.

Fang Simin was so excited that he almost burst into tears, Zhao Wendi's assist was so timely!

"Yes, that's right, it's a double-layer membrane structure. Fang Simin's memories suddenly poured out from the depths of his mind, even if he had water as a doctor, there was still a little stock left in his stomach, "The main component of the cell membrane is a very common substance, called phosphoric acid. Phosphoric acid is actually very easy to synthesize in the laboratory. I'll give you an example of the most common things in normal times, lard, fatty meat. Surely you all know that, right?"

Lao Liu, Xiao Wang and Lao Sun nodded again and again.

And Xiao Li, who has the "pride of college students", is a little reserved and maintains the listening state of intellectuals.

Fang Simin licked his lips and continued according to his memory: "The main ingredient that makes up lard and fatty meat is fat, and if we break down fat, we can get fatty acids and glycerin. So what is the relationship between fatty acids and glycerol and phospholipids? Quite simply, as long as the fatty acids and glycerol are dried together, then we can obtain phospholipids. ”

"Poof!" Zhao Wendi, who was drinking water, sprayed a mouthful of Wahaha on Fang Simin's face.

Xiao Li, who was sitting on the bed, was also shocked by the fat all over his body.

"What are you doing!?" Lao Sun couldn't see that his most admired "Professor Fang" was humiliated by this, so he jumped off the bed in a rage, walked up to Zhao Wendi with a tiger body, and roared angrily with round eyes, "Looking for something?"

Fang Simin didn't say anything, his expression was gloomy, and he wiped the water on his face with a tissue.

Zhao Wendi choked and waved his hand, "Damn...... No, he was talking nonsense just now......"

"Professor Fang is talking nonsense, he is Dr. Liumei, what are you?" said this back and forth.

Zhao Wendi coughed for a while, finally coughed up the liquid in the trachea, and gasped: "What he just said is wrong, normal people know it when they think about it, how can it be possible to synthesize cell membranes with just lard and fat." Also, phospholipids obviously contain phosphorus, and there is not even phosphorus in lard and fatty meat, so how can phospholipids be synthesized?"

"Fart! What do you know?" roared Lao Sun, "Do you have the final say? You said that if there is no element in pork, there will be no more? Is it Professor Fang who knows more, or do you know more? You have only been reading for a few years?"

"Old Sun, don't worry, don't worry, if you have something to say, let's just listen to Teacher Fang's no, don't be like a child. Today's children are dissatisfied with a bucket of water, and half a bucket of water is swaying. "[Social Science Professor] Lao Liu hurriedly got up and became a peacemaker and pulled the [Criminal Police] Lao Sun away.

Zhao Wendi was about to refute, but Xiao Li, the [prosecutor] who was sitting on the bed next to him, actually supported him at this time and said, "That...... Dr. Fang seems to have said something wrong. I majored in biology in college, so let's not talk about whether there is phosphorus in lard, let's just say that the step Dr. Fang just talked about is also problematic. He said that phospholipids are obtained after drying, which is definitely not true, because drying is dehydration, and if it is only dehydration, it is impossible to form new substances. To form a new substance, it must be the breaking and recombination of chemical bonds. ”

"That's what I meant!" Fang Simin said busily, "I'm not afraid that you won't understand, so I'll put it a little more simply." Lao Sun and Lao Liu, how do they know what chemical bonds are!"

"That's it!" [Criminal Police] Lao Sun said, "Professor Fang is teaching students according to their aptitude, you know a fart!"

[Professor of Social Sciences] did not express his position very treacherously.

Sure enough, Xiao Li was immediately blown up by Lao Sun's words, and yelled: "I know a fart? Do you know a fart? How can Lao Tzu say that he is also a college student!"

"You're a forced college student! You can get on with a lot of exclusive money, don't you know when you are Lao Tzu?" Lao Sun not only didn't take a step back, but also went to uncover Xiao Li's scars, and yelled, "It's not uncommon for you to give away your broken diploma for nothing! You college student? How many yuan do you earn a month? Lao Tzu can earn 20,000 yuan a month! You are like this, even if you come to work for Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will not accept you! You are not as good as the one who writes yellow books! People are good undergraduates!"

"Fuck your mother......" Xiao Li went away and grabbed Lao Sun's neck.

But with his small body, he is not the opponent of Lao Sun, a chef with five big and three thick.

[Criminal Police] Lao Sun just made a slight effort, and pulled [Prosecutor] Xiao Li off the bed and fell directly to the ground.

Xiao Li was smashed and grinned, and was about to get up to fight back, when two prison guards suddenly walked outside the cell door, and when they saw this, they shouted: "What are you doing!?"

The three words were like a huge thunder, which shook the first six people in the room and almost scared them.

The prison guard opened the door and walked in, Lao Sun hurriedly let go of Xiao Li and shouted, "He made the first move!"

Xiao Li was still unconvinced, pointed to Lao Sun and said, "Bad pen, when you go out, don't run." ”

"Get out of your mother!" The prison guard slapped Xiao Li directly, and said with disdain, "Just your two catties of meat, you have been beaten down by others, and you are crazy about your mother!"

Xiao Li was beaten by the prison guards so much that he didn't dare to let go of a fart.

Lao Sun was proud, and the prison guard glared at him again.

Lao Sun was so frightened that he hiccuped directly.

The prison guard who beat the person was very satisfied, smiled coldly, and asked, "Who picked the matter just now?"

Everyone looked at each other.

Seeing that no one spoke, the prison guard kept Lao Liu casually, laughed and mocked: "Professor, you tell us about it." ”

"Officer, don't bury me, I'm all fake...... Lao Liu nodded and said, "Just now...... Teacher Fang was giving us a lecture, and it seemed that there was a mistake in one place, so we made a fuss......"

[Professor of Social Sciences] This generalization ability is also a strong force.

After hearing this, the prison guard immediately picked up Fang Simin and asked, "So you picked it, right?"

Fang Simin was stunned in an instant, and looked at the prison guard affectionately, speechless.

Another prison guard on the side said to Lao Liu: "What kind of teacher is he, a fart teacher, he doesn't have a workplace, he is the same as you, and now he is also a vagrant!"

Fang Simin instantly felt like a knife had been inserted in his heart, and shouted: "You are insulting!"

"You also know personality for this kind of thing?" The prison guard didn't bother to talk to Fang Simin, he snorted coldly, turned his head to the others in the cell, and said, "You can also fight when you talk, don't you know that the thing on the top of your head is not a urinal? What is the difference between humans and animals? I don't have any sense at all! No wonder I know how to quarrel with people on the Internet all day long! Will you be honest with me in the future? Let me see you making trouble again, and you will know the consequences in your own hearts!"

As he was talking, a young policeman hurriedly ran in outside, ran to the prison guard, glanced at Fang Simin, and then whispered: "The people from the procuratorate are here, saying that they want to interrogate." ”

The prison guard raised his hand to look at his watch, then nodded, and said in a deep voice, "Then I'll leave it to you." ”

The young policeman smiled and hooked his finger with Fang Simin.

Fang Simin was stunned and didn't move.

The young policeman couldn't help but say, "What kind of pig brains are you? I'll let you come out with me!"

Fang Simin came back to his senses this time, but listening to the words of the young policeman, he was still angry in his heart, and retorted in a low voice: "Comrade, please speak a little politely, how can I say that I am also a doctor......

"Bo your mother. The young policeman laughed, "What age is it now, the doctor is going to be mass-produced, and you can't find a job, and you still use this thing as a treasure......"