"Amitabha, Amitabha, Amitabha......."

"Senior brother, what's going on? Master has been reciting the scriptures here all morning. Li Si was sweeping the floor in the courtyard, grabbed Zhang Shan, who was passing by, and asked the thief.

"Hungry ......." Zhang Shan thought about it with his chin flattered, "I don't know, the master has been a little absent-minded since last night's class, and he has been talking about the Buddha's blessing or something." ”

"Yes!" Li Si patted his thigh, "You say, is there something evil in the master? I heard that he went out to meet with someone last night." ”

"I understand!" Zhang Shan seemed to suddenly think of something, "Yesterday, the master really wanted to mention Chang'an, do you think it will be... ”

Speaking of this, the two glanced at each other and laughed lewdly in unison: "Hey, hey, hey... ”

"Ahem!" Suddenly, a voice sounded from behind, "You two, have you been too comfortable lately?"

"Ahh As soon as Zhang Shan Li Temple turned around, he was suddenly startled.

"Master, when did you come here?" Li Si hurriedly smiled with a dog's face.

"Hmph. Tang Chaopi sneered twice, "You two, now go and sweep the mountain road for me, don't eat if you can't sweep it clean." ”

When the two of them heard this, their faces suddenly became bitter, and they looked at Elder Tang's distant back and wanted to cry without tears.

And our Elder Tang is now as red as a monkey's ass.

What did Qin Changan mean by what he said to me last night?

She likes me?

Although I'm a monk, I'm also a handsome monk! Isn't it normal for someone to like me?

But that's Qin Chang'an, Qin Chang'an!

Think of that beautiful face, and that alluring...

Eh, Amitabha, Amitabha!

The Tang Dynasty, who was worried about the punishment of heaven for breaking the precepts, hurriedly folded his hands and bowed to the temple a few times.

Get rid of these chaotic thoughts in your head and drive straight to Liuhe Park.

Accumulate character!

As soon as I arrived at the place where the stall was set up yesterday, I immediately heard someone shouting: "The little master is here!"

When I looked at it again, I was shocked.

I'm a good girl!

Seven or eight aunts rushed here as if they had taken an aphrodisiac.

Where have we Elder Tang seen this kind of scene, and subconsciously took the small bench and was about to run, but it was thanks to seeing Aunt Zhao that he stopped again.

"Aunt Zhao, who are you?"

"Oops! but I'm going to die!" Aunt Zhao was out of breath and relieved for a while. "Little master, we can wait for you here for a while!"

"Little master, you helped us tell our fortunes yesterday, don't mention how accurate you are. Zhao Meimei owes you a reminder, otherwise the house would have been burned down. Aunt Liu grabbed Tang Chao's wrist and looked full of admiration. "Also, didn't you say yesterday that my daughter would be sick, didn't you come together this morning, and sure enough, she had a fever!"

"Oh. . . Only then did the Tang Dynasty react.

"So, little master. After a few sisters in our dance troupe heard about it, they also wanted to come to the little master to calculate it. Aunt Zhao finally relented and said with a smile. "Also, thank you so much for yesterday, little master, why don't you come to my house for dinner at noon today. ”

"Well, no, no. Tang Dynasty spoke again and again.

"Why not!" Aunt Liu immediately turned her face, "This meal must be eaten! Otherwise, I won't let you go! And oh, I want to ask the little master to help me calculate again, and see when my daughter has a fever!"

"Uh. "Tang Chao is speechless, what does Aunt Liu think?

I'm a fortune teller, not a god.

How can this person be so feudal and superstitious!

He immediately put on a straight face and said: "Aunt Liu, you are wrong! Your daughter has a fever, so it's right to go to the hospital to see a doctor! Don't ask God to worship the Buddha indiscriminately! Now is a civilized society, we all have to believe in science!"

"Hey, hey, what the little master said, what the little master said!" Aunt Liu smiled, "I just said that this little master is not a liar, right? How can a liar teach people to believe in science." ”

Several aunts around nodded in agreement, and the little master was really a master.

In fact, this is why middle-aged women are easy to be deceived, and a large part of the reason is the pig teammates.

A boasting of a miraculous health care product, originally everyone didn't believe it, once a certain aunt swore and said: "This thing is good, there is nothing to say!

Then a group of aunts were convinced.

Of course, although the Tang Dynasty is now also boasted of being a god, it is not a liar.

"Little master, can you help me take a look?" an aunt shouted, "You help me calculate, when will my daughter find a partner!"

"Little master, you can help me do the math! See when the lottery ticket I bought will win!"

"Little master, and me... ”

Listening to the gossip of this group of aunts, Tang Dynasty seemed to have entered the vegetable market, and suddenly felt a big head.

Hurriedly stretched out his hands and clapped vigorously: "Stop, stop, stop! If you make any more noise, I'll leave!"

As soon as these words came out, the field suddenly fell silent.

Hey, it worked!

Tang Chao looked around with satisfaction and said loudly: "Amitabha, the poor monk only counts three trigrams every day.......

Before he finished speaking, there was an instant commotion on the field.

What is the most valuable thing?

Limited Edition!

When the aunts heard that they were only trigrams, this is a good thing? One by one, they were afraid that they would be one step late.

"Master, count me into me! I burn incense and worship the Buddha every day!"

"Little master, I, I'll give a hundred!"

"Cut, you're only out of 100, and I sold out of 200 yesterday! Little master, I'm an old customer!" Aunt Liu shouted disdainfully.

Forehead!

Tang Chao couldn't help but feel embarrassed when he listened to Aunt Liu's words, this old customer has come out, why don't I get you a membership card?

Looking at the aunts who surrounded him, Tang Chao already had experience, calmly stretched out two fingers, and shouted: "Two hexagrams." ”

"Little master, I, I! I'll give three hundred!"

"What three hundred, I'll give five hundred!"

.......

"A hexagram. As if he hadn't heard anything, Tang Dynasty retracted a finger again.

At the same time, as if the switch had been pressed, the seven aunts shut up at the same time, and the whole field was silent.

Comfortable!

Enjoying the silence that he had not seen for a long time, Tang Chao breathed a long sigh of relief.

"Today is only one hexagram, and it is calculated according to fate. I can't wait to come back tomorrow!" Seeing the quiet aunts, Tang Chao nodded with satisfaction, stretched out his hand and pointed to the one who just said that he burned incense and worshiped the Buddha every day. "That's you!"

How much is a believer, although I can't get you a membership card, but I also let you enjoy some internal privileges, right?

"I, hehe, thank you, little master, thank you, little master!" The selected aunt was stunned for a moment, and then immediately reacted, ignoring the envy, jealousy and hatred of the surrounding eyes, and smiled happily.

Although the others were unwilling, due to the prestige of the little abbot, they could only watch sourly from the sidelines.

"Little master, I want you to help me calculate, how is my daughter's blind date tonight?"