001. Get shot when you eat

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"Alfalfa, you still dare to come to the cafeteria to eat?" a sharp shout echoed in the huge cafeteria. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 After zooming in closer, I saw a girl wearing a school uniform and leather boots, who was a little scary in the crowd, glaring viciously at a girl who was thin and weak, and yelled loudly.

Holding a light blue round lunch box in both hands, the girl with waist-length hair with bangs and glasses froze silently in place, and she looked expressionless It should be the long alfalfa shouted in the mouth of the girl in black leather boots.

The girl in black leather boots rushed to the front of Alfalfa in three steps and two steps, and shouted with round eyes, "Didn't I say that, you are not allowed to eat in the cafeteria?"

The girl named Long Alfalfa gently lifted her glasses, looked up slightly at the girl who was two heads taller than herself, and said lightly: "I don't want to come to the cafeteria to eat, but if I don't go to the cafeteria, where can I eat?"

"I don't care where you eat, you just don't come to the cafeteria to eat!" said the girl in black leather boots, crossing her waist and continuing to her fierce tone.

Alfalfa sighed slowly, and said helplessly: "Then I'll go back to the dormitory to eat, right!?"

"No, I have to go back to the dormitory for lunch break later, you give the dormitory a taste of the cafeteria, how can I sleep?" the girl in black leather boots shook her raised index finger and said domineeringly.

After listening to her words, Chang Alfalfa helplessly raised his forehead and said: "I can't eat in the cafeteria, and I can't go back to the dormitory to eat, where do you want me to eat?"

"Hehe, where are you going to eat?, come over here, come to me, I'll tell you where to eat?!" the girl in black leather boots shrugged her shoulders with a smile, hooked her index finger towards the long alfalfa, and said with a sneer.

Long alfalfa seemed to have seen through the thoughts of this girl in black leather boots, so she simply stepped forward and responded: "En." ”

"Eat?!What to eat?!What to eat?!

The blue plastic lunch box was bounced off by a strong impact on the ground, and the magnitude of the lunch box ejection was calculated according to the standing position calculated by the long alfalfa before, and if nothing else, it would hit the back of the boy who was eating slowly. The voice of the canteen's unified exclamation seems to confirm that it is about to develop according to the established logical route of the long alfalfa, the girl in the black leather boots was so frightened that her face turned pale and she had already forgotten to block the lunch box that flew out, and the lunch box also lived up to expectations and hit the boy's back, only to hear a muffled sound, the snow-white rice grains and the red tomatoes and eggs echoed each other, as if playing the triumphant hymn of the long alfalfa.

Time seemed to stand still for a few seconds, and then I heard the boy press the fork in his hand on the old table in the cafeteria, while slowly moving his neck a few times and slowly raising his head, from looking up to standing up, the boy took a full minute, and then turned around, and the girl in black leather boots felt that her heart was about to rise to her throat.

The boy has about a 180-year-old look, the white coat on his body has been dyed with smashed food, his little face is white like a cute girl, his eyes are not too big and not too small, the standard single eyelid, the figure looks very even, and there is a harmless smile on his face, people who don't know him will definitely call him a male god, but only for a minute, a minute later, the roar of up to 200 decibels instantly disintegrated all the good impressions before: "Damn! Stand up? ”

After Chang Alfalfa helped her glasses and confirmed that the boy in front of her was the Song Yu she expected, she pretended to be surprised at first, and after a while, she pointed to the girl in black leather boots and said: "Although the lunch box is mine, it was lost by Li Jiao, what kind of grudge is there to go towards her?! ”

Song Yu looked at the alfalfa disdainfully, snorted coldly and said, "Oh, you didn't lose it, then this lunch box is not yours?" I was bullied like a turtle, but I was very good at finding reasons for my cowardice!"

"Oh?" Alfalfa frowned, and lazily responded: "Classmate, don't think that you are handsome, although I am cowardly, who is it for you?"

Song Yu looked down at the food spilled on the ground, raised his right hand slightly and slapped the diced tomatoes that splashed on his body, then raised his head and smiled: "Hehe, I also like to eat tomato scrambled eggs?"

"Do I like to eat or not to have a half-dime relationship with you?" said that his high IQ could suppress him without any suspense, and continued to respond in a tepid tone.

After listening to Chang Alfalfa's words, Song Yu's eyes flashed with a trace of unconcealable contempt, and he stood up angrily and smashed his lunch box to the ground. When I looked closely, he actually had tomatoes and eggs in his lunch box.

"Oh?!" Alfalfa exclaimed softly.

Song Yu patted his pants angrily, and after a while, his eyes widened and he said coldly: "Hmph, one is a well-known female gangster in the school, and the other is a scholar who can only read dead books and has no interest." I warn you, if you make a fuss about it in front of me next time, don't blame me for being rude to the woman?" he grabbed the fork that had been pinched by him, and walked away without looking back.

"Okay, okay, Sister Li, don't be angry, just treat it as a face for me, the vice president of the student union, and this matter will end everywhere! Everyone is scattered, right?" The kind-hearted boy who claimed to be the vice president of the student union quickly started a round after Song Yu left.

Li Jiao glared at Chang Alfalfa angrily, and said coldly: "Chang Alfalfa, you are lucky today, don't let me arrest you next time, otherwise I will beat you once I see you." With that, he turned around and walked out of the crowd.

"Whew, it's really thunder god and it's raining little!" Chang Alfalfa glanced at Li Jiao's back, sighed, picked up the lunch box and walked away.

There was such a scene in the school cafeteria, how could there be no gossip party, so after the three parties walked away, some good gossip parties gathered together and began to discuss.

The flat-headed boy was the first to say: "Don't you look at Song Yu who doesn't seem to be interested in Li Jiao and Alfalfa? Actually, when we were still in the third year of junior high school, Song Yu confessed to the girl who was Alfalfa." But that alfalfa is an elm head who reads, not only pretending to be stupid and rejecting Song Yu's confession, but also began to avoid Song Yu like a plague god, back and forth, Song Yu is a proud character, I don't know how, the two of them broke up completely, and they haven't given alfalfa a good face since that day?"