Chapter 467: A Guest at My Godmother's House
This made Song Baojun a little panicked, he was not afraid of heaven and earth, but he was afraid of women crying, and hurriedly explained with a wry smile: "This is not to blame me, who let you come to beat me with something for no reason, and if you beat me, you will be angry, right?"
"The old lady called you in the back and didn't respond for a long time, and then threw you with a small stone, blame me?" Xie Qilu cried.
"What are you telling me to do?"
"My grandmother told me to wait for the final exams to be over, and asked you to go to my house for dinner, saying that you promised to go to see her but never came. ”
"That's right. Song Baojun was even more empty-hearted, he promised his godmother to go to see her at the time, but he kept delaying it because of the exam, and he originally planned to go to see it in the next few days.
It seems that this Xie Qilu didn't deliberately come to trouble herself this time, she knew that she wouldn't be so ruthless in this way.
With a sigh, Song Baojun walked up to Xie Qilu and stood up, and said helplessly: "Don't cry, can your uncle let you call back?"
"Really?" Xie Qilu's cry immediately became smaller, and she raised her head to look at Song Baojun and asked, tears still rolling in her eyes.
"What have I lied to you. Song Baojun could only raise his hand, indicating that he would never resist.
Xie Qilu suddenly felt evil in her guts, and the resentment that had been accumulated in her heart for a long time finally couldn't help but burst out, and she slapped Song Baojun's crotch hard.
"Ahh Song Baojun screamed miserably, covered his little brother with his hand, took two steps back, gasped, and then glared at Xie Qilu and scolded: "Dead crazy woman, I let you spank it, what are you doing beating my brother?"
"It's useless to spank you with thick skin and meat, it's called a tooth for a tooth. Xie Qilu replied confidently, and then burst into laughter, obviously seeing Song Baojun's face distorted in pain, he felt very happy.
Song Baojun grinned and scolded: "Stinky Sanba, I think you just can't get it so you want to destroy my life." ”
"Bah, can't you get it? How much does the old lady want, who is rare with you?"
"That's a good thing to say, I'll relay it to my godmother when I turn around, and let my godmother teach you how to call it a woman's virtue. ”
"You dare. ”
"You see if I dare. ”
The two of them argued for a while, like children, before each sat on a bench and rubbed his wounds.
If a passer-by comes over and sees one of them rubbing his crotch and the other rubbing his buttocks, he will definitely mistakenly think that the injured parts of the two have just collided violently.
After the pain below was much lighter, Song Baojun glanced at Xie Qilu and said loudly: "Then I'll go home with you to see my godmother, right?"
"Right...... No, you have to go back and tell my grandma that you are not allowed to call her godmother, and the godmother is almost the same. Xie Qilu shouted.
Thinking that Song Baojun recognized her grandmother as her godmother, Xie Qilu felt a pang of fire in her heart, why did this bastard bastard call his most respected father a brother?
Whenever she stood in front of her grandmother and was forced to call Uncle Song Baojun with a smile on her face, Xie Qilu wanted to die.
"Hehe, niece is obedient, uncle will buy you candy to eat. Song Baojun happily began to call Xie Qilu his niece, and Xie Qilu was so angry that he scolded again.
But this time, the two of them grinded their mouths, but they didn't continue to move, and the two kept a distance of three meters and walked to the parking lot outside the school, and then Xie Qilu walked to the side of a Buick, and glared at Song Baojun and said angrily: "Get in the car, just sit in the back row, you are not allowed to smoke in the car." ”
"Good niece, you are really considerate, I know that I am worried that my uncle will hurt his lungs by smoking, and my uncle really likes you more and more. Song Baojun smiled and opened the back door and sat down.
Xie Qilu was so angry with Song Baojun that she started the car and said viciously: "Bastard, I'll drive the car into the river and drown you beast." ”
"I can swim, I won't die if I go to the river, and if I want to die together, I can be an outlaw mandarin duck. ”
"Shameless, who wants to be an outlaw mandarin duck with you. ”
Song Baojun and Xie Qilu stopped after a few words, he was afraid that this woman would get into a car accident if she was dizzy by herself, this woman was crazy, and Song Baojun really didn't dare to stimulate her too much.
Sure enough, as soon as Song Baojun quieted down, Xie Qilu muttered a few words and saw that Song Baojun didn't say a word, thinking that Song Baojun was bowing his head to himself and admitting defeat, so he was in a better mood, and played a song while driving, sitting in the driver's seat and humming along with the song.
The car drove until it stopped at the entrance of a community not far from the city hall, which has no name, but the surrounding environment is quite beautiful.
Song Baojun has been here before, and knows that this community is relatively special, and the people who can live here are basically the leaders of the city government and their families, and even if they have money, they can't buy a house here.
The car stopped at the entrance of the community, Xie Qilu lowered the window and said hello to the security guard on duty, and said with a smile: "Uncle Liu, you are on duty again today." ”
"Yes, Miss Xie, let's go in. The security guard named Uncle Liu smiled at Xie Qilu, and opened the electronic door of the community to let Xie Qilu drive in.
"Thank you, Uncle Liu. Xie Qilu thanked her and drove the car into the community.
The security management in the community is relatively strict, and only people who live in the community can enter at will.
It's just that last year, thieves came into the community to steal things, and after being discovered, they tried to kill people, which caused a lot of trouble, and then the community began to not allow strangers to enter, unless the owner called to let them go.
Song Baojun looked at the interior of the community with great interest, looking interested.
In Xie Qilu's opinion, his appearance was like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden, Xie Qilu couldn't help but sarcastically say: "Why, haven't you seen such a good community?"
"Indeed, the place where I live is so good, it is all compared to my bodyguards. Song Baojun nodded seriously and laughed.
"Phew, just ask for a bodyguard like this, don't say it and make people laugh out of their big teeth. Xie Qilu snorted coldly, parked the car and opened the door to get out of the car, and Song Baojun also followed her out of the car.
The two walked one after the other, and many people took the initiative to greet Xie Qilu along the way, judging from the attitudes of those people, Xie Qilu's family's status in the community is still quite high.
Being able to have a high status in this kind of place also shows that Xie Qilu's father is not bad.
When she was about to arrive at Xie Qilu's house, Mrs. Zhang happened to be downstairs dancing with a group of old people in the community, and when she saw Song Baojun and her granddaughter coming over, Mrs. Zhang suddenly showed a look of surprise, and she didn't even dance, and walked towards the two and shouted: "Finally, I hope you guys are coming home." ”
"Grandma. Xie Qilu screamed delicately, and was about to go over and hold her grandmother's hand.
Mrs. Zhang walked directly past her, and when she walked in front of Song Baojun, she held Song Baojun's hands, and said with a happy face: "Xiao Song, is the exam over?"
"Thank you godmother for your concern, the test is very good, except for one of the wrong questions, the other subjects can basically get full marks. Song Baojun touched the back of his head with an embarrassed look and said with a smile.
"Yo, you deserve to be the top student in the college entrance examination, you must have reviewed a lot during this time, right? When Mrs. Zhang heard that Song Baojun did so well in the exam, she immediately smiled from ear to ear.
Xie Qilu next to her was angry, why did her grandmother like this little bastard so much?
And he's too shameless, isn't he? It's basically a perfect score? Just his grades? It's good if he doesn't fail the course, does this kind of thing have anything to do with him?
Seeing Song Baojun's villainous appearance, she couldn't help but run over and take her grandmother's hand to expose Song Baojun: "Grandma, don't listen to his nonsense, he is a scumbag, how can he get a full score last year?"
"What nonsense are you talking about, this kid? Don't slander your Uncle Song, I don't know who Xiao Song is? If he lies, there will be no honest people in this world, you should learn more from your Uncle Song." When the old lady heard Xie Qilu's words, she immediately turned around and glared at Xie Qilu and reprimanded.
"Yes, good niece, although we have a good relationship, you can't joke about this kind of thing. Song Baojun also grinned and grimaced at Xie Qilu.
Xie Qilu suddenly wanted to bite Song Baojun to death, pointed at Song Baojun and nodded, then suddenly took a deep breath and showed a smile, and said loudly: "Okay, I know, I will definitely study hard with him." ”
Hearing Xie Qilu say this, Mrs. Zhang didn't think about it so much, nodded with satisfaction and said, "This is like a word, see the sages and think together, it's right to learn more from your Uncle Song." ”
"Godmother, you're laughing, I'm just a little shallow and ashamed to be a godmother, by the way, don't godmothers want to cook? Can I follow along? I've heard Lulu say that godmothers are good at cooking, and I've always wanted to steal teachers. ”
"Ouch, this kid has a sweet mouth, but the godmother cooks really well, and there are few people in the whole community who dare to compare with me. Mrs. Zhang was overjoyed by Song Baojun's sycophancy, and pulled Song Baojun to go home.
Xie Qilu walked behind, stared at Song Baojun's back and swung several punches, scolding a few times in his heart, and then walked in with him.
Xie Qilu's home is quite well decorated, spacious and luxurious, and the furniture is exquisite, but it feels a little deserted.
Mrs. Zhang's wife died early, and Xie Guoqiang and his wife were busy with work every day and rarely went home.
There was a cat sleeping on the sofa, and when a guest came in, the cat just looked back and was indifferent, and continued to sleep on his stomach, full of lazy cats.
"Xiao Song, you sit and watch TV first, grandma will go get you snacks, do you want to drink tea, or drink some juice or something?" Mrs. Zhang asked with a smile when she pulled Song Baojun to the side of the sofa.
"Just plain water, don't bother, I'm casual. Song Baojun hurriedly replied with a smile, and then sat on the sofa.
Xie Qilu also sat next to Song Baojun, holding the sleeping cat and touching it, and when her grandmother walked away, she shook the cat and said, "Mimi, get up and bite this bastard to death, bite him to death and I'll buy you fish to eat." ”