In Xiaoqiang's mind, his process of chasing his wife is a textbook-like perfection, which is simply an epic achievement, and the record of chasing the goddess home is enough for him to be stunned for a lifetime.

"If you compare me with the black cucumber Zheng Xu, I won't accept it, how can he compare with me? Lao Tzu can marry a good daughter-in-law and give birth to such a good child, can he!"

“... So this sends a message to the world, a good man has no good wife, and Lai Han marries a flower branch. ”

Xiao Qian saw that this guy was going to blow up, so she didn't tease him, "Okay, okay, don't stare at me, your eyes are going to be stared down by you!"

"You have to say that we are a match made in heaven, or I will..."Yu Minglang really had no choice, his eyes rolled, and he picked up his daughter's teether box.

Xiao Qian and Xiao Wei's eyes widened at the same time.

"If you don't say it, I'll fall!"

Revenge on the daughter-in-law with a serious face!

This guy's childish energy is really untouchable, Xiao Qian is used to his intermittent offenses, but Xiao Weimu has a habit, and when he saw his father lifting the few rations he can eat now, he flattened his mouth and cried loudly.

Yu Minglang hurriedly threw down the box and hugged his daughter, coaxing and grimacing, and finally coaxed the little baby into laughter.

Xiaoqian shook her head, "Say you two, you are still not convinced! You can marry me, in the final analysis, it is my apricot kernel that has a problem, which causes the emotional brain to dominate, which is commonly known as an emotional short circuit, so I got along with you." ”

"What almonds? American almonds?"

Yu Minglang knows how to eat.

Xiaoqian was about to give him popular science, but the phone rang, so she put down her efforts to talk to him first and answered the phone.

"Narcissus, uh-huh, I'm at the hotel, you can come over too? ”

"Narcissus is coming?" asked Xiaoqiang.

"Yes, she just happened to have something to buy, so she stopped by to take a look, we have already made an appointment to bring the baby together. ”

“... So, you ran away with the baby in fact, it was premeditated?" Yu Minglang felt that he was the truth.

"Clever!" Xiao Qian scraped his face with her hand, "Look, the analysis you just made is that the apricot kernel in your brain has taken a normal route, and it is the rational brain that has worked, and threatening people with the child's biscuit box is a short circuit of the apricot kernel, and the short circuit is the emotional brain, and most of the behavior of the second goods is a decision made by the apricot kernel by taking a short circuit, understand?"

This string of professional terms made Yu Minglang chew slightly, and after a few seconds, he pondered.

"You just sarcastically mocked me! You said you short-circuited my brain to find me!!

Xiao Qian blinked, "Did I say that?"

She didn't say that, but she said a bunch of things around the bush, and that's what it meant to sum it up!

Xiao Qian didn't admit it, Yu Minglang snorted and ignored her, holding the baby and using the computer provided by the hotel to surf the Internet, Xiao Qian swept her eyes and poofed for fun.

"If you want to ask, just ask me, it's boring to check it yourself. ”

People search for what an amygdala is.

"Ask you and you'll trap me. "His daughter-in-law's biggest specialty is to tell nonsense with her eyes open, and the nonsense she says can always make people feel that it is true, and it is a pity that such a person does not become a writer and writer to fool people.

"To put it simply, this amygdala is the end of the hippocampus of the brain, subjective emotional function and learning and memory, of course, our psychological research line of defense is emotional function, let me give you a vivid analogy, this amygdala is our 'sentinel', and there are two ways to transmit information received from the outside world to the brain, one is the emotional brain. ”

"It's what you said about short circuit! You came to me when you short-circuited!" This sentence had a critical impact on Minglang, so the little brother was unconvinced and ran over to check the information on the Internet.

"Yes, in fact, the term is called the short pathway, which is transmitted directly from the thalamus to the amygdala, and the long pathway is more complicated, from the thalamus to the cingulate gyrus and various areas of the brain, and then to the amygdala, the long pathway passes through many channels, so there are many analyses, and after carrying a lot of information analysis, it is easier to make measures in line with interests, but it does not mean that the short pathway is not good, for example, if you encounter danger, you don't have time to think about it, you must start the short pathway. ”

For example, if someone robs, the first reaction must be to run or save yourself, and it is impossible to use the long passage to analyze what kind of knife the person is holding, why he is robbing, what to do after the robbery, etc., and he will die several times after thinking about it.

After Xiaoqian's simple and vivid explanation, Yu Minglang did not let go, but looked at her with more complicated eyes and made an accurate summary.

"So, you still want to express that you came to me without deep analysis of your brain, and made a decision very casually!"

Gee... Xiao Qian complained in her heart that this guy was more serious, Xiao Qiang attached great importance to his status as the first and only husband, and he would never listen to half a word.

"Actually, this is also a good thing, you don't need to think too much about emotional things, if you think too much, it's complicated, follow the original intention, and use a short channel to think that is pleasing to the human instinct, you think about it like this, in my heart, the reaction to meet you is as rapid as the response to danger, which means that in my heart you are almost as important as my life, can you accept this explanation?"

The meaning of Zou Zou in other texts is unclear, so Yu Minglang listened to the last sentence pleasantly, very pleasant to the ear, and comfortable.

So he was successfully smoothed out, revealing a smug and arrogant smile, "Hmph, count you through." ”

Xiao Qian saw that she was confused, and breathed a sigh of relief in her heart, hey, she is almost like a beast trainer these days, if Xiaoqiang doesn't talk about work and doesn't involve business, he is a beast that can scream, crazy at any time, and he has to be smooth from time to time.

The two were chatting when there was a knock on the door, and Narcissus had arrived.

Xiao Wei saw the little guy who was not in the middle of winter in the cart behind Narcissus, and it seemed to be his own kind at the eye, all of them were spicy and small!

"Ah~" Xiao Wei pointed to the son of the Narcissus family and called, the Narcissus couple came in with a smile, took out the son in the small cart and put it next to Xiao Wei, and the two children began to stare at each other.

"It looks like a narcissus. Xiaoqian has seen the photos, and it is the first time she has seen the real baby, and she came to a conclusion after careful examination.

"It's okay, it's okay!" Yu Minglang looked at the chatter, then at the baby, and then nodded.

"What do you mean, what's wrong with me?"

"It's annoying to be hated like you, hahaha! This baby is good, and it's still very promising like a narcissus. When the family said what he said, they were all smashed and nagged by Xiaoqiang as they were.

He snorted, looked at Xiao Wei, and couldn't help sighing.

"Why do you have all the good things to do? Your daughter is so like you, and she is still so good-looking, this is not scientific..."

When he said this, everyone nodded.

Yes, like Yu Minglang, he can still treat people without annoying and hating, this is Xiao Wei's strength!

Underpants!

Xiaoqiang was pricked in the heart again, how did he go around and around to him again!

Narcissus's son is a few months older than Xiao Wei, and he is also raised fat, and he can't take his eyes off Xiao Wei when he sees it, and after looking at it for a while, he pouts and wants to put it in Xiao Wei's face.

Yu Minglang on the side of Xiao Wei looked at it, Shenma, still wrapped in diapers, dared to take advantage of his daughter?