"Hiccup~~~" Yuan Shuai's full burp was as imposing as his own size. But when this wonderful moment passed, he immediately returned to his usual simple nature, scratched his head embarrassedly, and then exchanged a kind smile from the whole table. Full of wine and food, this supper was eaten for nearly 1 hour, Qin Feng was rare and extravagant, and ordered a whole Australian lobster, 180 pounds, the one they shared and ate, the net weight was one kilogram. Thanks to the blessing of this big lobster, the seafood friends who entered Qin Feng's stomach this time died blindly.

The auspicious number 866 at checkout has a share of their credit.

The change in Qin Feng's wallet was well spent, but fortunately, Su Tang stole a lot of private money on weekdays, so that Qin Feng would not lose face at the critical moment. After paying the bill, Li Yu first sent Liu Yajing, who lived closely, home. As soon as Miss Liu got out of the car and walked back, Su Tang, who had endured it all day, immediately grabbed Qin Feng's arm.

Li Yu glanced at the greasy strength of the two in the rearview mirror, and couldn't help shouting: "Be careful when I drive the car into the river, everyone will die together!"

Yuan Shuai immediately continued: "Send me home first, and then you can drive the car into the lake and die together." ”

Yuan Shuai's family lives on Hubin Road, which is next to the famous Lakeside Park in Dongou City.

Su Tang was embarrassed by the two of them, but as soon as he let go of Qin Feng slightly, he was pulled back by Qin Feng, and Qin Feng was very afraid of death and resisted: "What's the matter, if your eyes are red, you can go to the bar to get drugged!"

"Fuck, why do I think your combat effectiveness has increased by at least ten times after you dropped out of school?" Li Yu drove forward along Jiangbin Road, his face full of helplessness that he couldn't get Qin Feng.

Yuan Shuai followed with a sour: "People with families are really shameless." ”

Qin Feng turned his head and shouted to Su Tang obediently: "Wife, this fat man actually said that you are shameless!"

Su Tang said sweetly: "It's really annoying, who is your wife?"

Li Yu and Yuan Shuai shivered in unison-Damn. Single dogs can't bear it at all, okay?

"We who don't know how to show tenderness, we still think that love is like the fickleness of the wind and clouds......" When Qin Feng and Su Tang were torturing Li Yu and Yuan Shuai, the car passed by the foot of Taogong Mountain, and suddenly heard a roar coming from the top of the mountain.

Li Yu slowly slowed down the car and listened curiously.

Su Tang commented disdainfully: "It's so ugly to sing." ”

Li Yu guessed: "It should be playing drunk, right?"

Yuan Shuai smiled: "If this kind of person meets on the road, he will kill a pair on the spot if he encounters two of them." ”

Qin Feng was silent for a moment. "Do you think it's possible that we've met the same group of people for the third time tonight?"

There was silence in the car for a while, because everyone thought about it carefully, and felt that it was really possible.

……

Qin Feng became a prophecy.

Huang Zhenyu didn't expect that for the first time in his life, he would get drunk and go crazy, and he would actually let the goddess bump into him. It's just that regardless of whether this "bumping" is direct or indirect, his goddess actually doesn't matter. So in contrast, the goddess's reaction was more worthy of his weeping than the incident itself. Obviously for a loser. Dead parents are by no means the most painful thing in life, the most painful thing should be "unwanted" - in any sense of the word.

Huang Zhenyu, who has a very shallow amount of alcohol, not only felt like he was being washed by his stomach after drinking 3 bottles of beer, but also felt that he had been brainwashed by himself.

Su Tang's shadow was repeatedly reflected in his mind, which made him full of doubts about life, and then asked Guan Zhiping a philosophical question: "Zhiping, do men live in the world." Just for women?"

Guan Zhiping smiled very rudely, and said with a mouth full of wine: "To be exact." It's supposed to be for the sake of a pretty woman. ”

If the principal of No. 6 Middle School knew that Guan Zhiping had reached such a level without a teacher, he would definitely come to Taogong Mountain overnight, put this guy in a sack, tie a stone, and sink into the Oujiang River to contribute to the construction of socialist spiritual civilization, but he is not here at all, so they can only continue to play some content that is not conducive to the healthy growth of young people.

"Let me ask you, those two of your classmates just now. Su Tang, there is another ......" Guan Zhiping said drunkly.

"Liu Yajing. Huang Zhenyu provided the exact name.

Guan Zhiping nodded, his eyes were misty, and he said, "Both of them are very beautiful, right." ”

Huang Zhenyu snorted.

"Then I'll let you choose now, and I'll give you Su sugar. Let her fall in love with you, but you are only allowed to look at it, not to touch it, and to Liu Yajing, she doesn't like you, but let you see it and let you touch it. Which one do you choose?" asked Guan Zhiping.

Huang Zhenyu thought for two seconds and said categorically: "I choose Su Sugar." ”

Guan Zhiping's eyes showed contempt.

Huang Zhenyu said loudly: "I love her!"

"Love your mother, that kind of chick, you don't want to marry her, can you afford it?" Guan Zhiping picked up the wine bottle, gurgled a few sips, he looked at the bright street lamp under the mountain, and his face was full of the vicissitudes of the world, "A woman like Su Tang, you and I can't keep it at all, even if you barely get it, sooner or later you will have to sleep with someone else, unless you never let her go out." ”

Huang Zhenyu was silent, sat on the grass, curled up, hugged his legs, and felt like a recipient.

He felt that Guan Zhiping was right.

A woman like Su Tang should marry an extremely good man.

Her being with any man whose status is lower than that of a child of European royalty is a stain on her.

That's right, she's a princess at all, a goddess at all!

"Ha......" Huang Zhenyu exhaled a long breath and asked Guan Zhiping in a gloomy manner, "You said that we ran around like fools tonight, but the result was to see more people, is this considered a toad wanting to eat swan meat?"

Guan Zhiping's expression froze, and he was obviously poked in the sore spot. He was quiet for a while, and suddenly overturned all the conclusions Huang Zhenyu had reached, showed an arrogant sneer, and said unashamedly: "What swan is not a swan, when Lao Tzu has money in the future, you can sleep with her as much as you want!"

Huang Zhenyu was stunned, stood up suddenly, and glared: "You say it again?"

Guan Zhiping didn't care, and said with a hippie smile: "I'm going to her." ”

Huang Zhenyu was so angry that he trembled, and after looking at Guan Zhiping angrily for half a minute, he slammed the wine bottle into the small pavilion behind him. With a snapping sound, Lin Hailong and another buddy who was vomiting turned their heads, and heard Huang Zhenyu yell: "From today on, Lao Tzu doesn't have you friends!" After speaking, he rushed down the mountain.

Lin Hailong looked at Huang Zhenyu's back, and his brain was a little unconscious. Walking up to Guan Zhiping, he asked strangely, "What's wrong with him?"

Guan Zhiping was stunned for a long time before he came back to his senses, he shook his head, and muttered endlessly: "I believe it......"

"What do you believe?" Lin Hailong asked.

Guan Zhiping said: "In the past, I always felt that the word 'red face and troubled water' was very, but today we only met Su Tang twice, and as a result, Zhenyu fell out with me, do you say it's magical?"

Lin Hailong nodded slowly: "Magical." ”

……

"There is no such thing as a bad face in this world. ”

Out of an astonishing coincidence, Qin Feng was actually discussing the same issue at this time.

The reason for this topic is that Su Tang wants to sell Liu Yajing to Li Yu in order to prevent being poached by her girlfriends. As a result, Li Yu's vision was too high, and he only gave Liu Yajing a low score of 7 points, and then he pulled and pulled, and Qin Feng had the right to speak.

"Theoretically, a woman with a perfect score of 10 has never existed only in every man's fantasy. And this fantasy is not clear, only in a dream can you see that vague outline. There is only the outline, there is no truth. But you are 100% clear in your heart that that person is the most beautiful woman in the world. Not one of them. Once this image has a specific positioning, she will definitely not be the most beautiful, because specific things can be compared, and if there is a comparison, sooner or later there will be wins and losses. Qin Feng gave Li Yu and Yuan Shuai popular science.

Li Yu, who has always been very picky about the interpretation of nouns, listened to Qin Feng's rhetoric. I actually agreed.

"There are levels. Li Yu, who has never praised others in his life, expressed his convincing Qin Feng today.

Yuan Shuai continued to ask curiously, "What about the 9-point one?"

"Nines don't exist in the world. Qin Feng started talking about sex, and took out the research results he made in college - yes, this is the graduation thesis he wrote when he graduated from college in his previous life - "How to Score a Woman's Appearance Through Subjective Senses in the Most Objective Way", and later this article was published in the school newspaper. was regarded as a joke, which was later commonly known as the joke, "The so-called 9 points should be the public lover, this kind of public lover, usually through people's word of mouth, gradually amplify its beauty, until it is placed to the maximum value of your psychology, so that men feel that the most beautiful woman in the world is like this." However, usually men will have several such beings in their hearts, so they can only score 9 points, and when you have the opportunity to meet real people, this score is definitely not low, because reality is always much crueler than you think. ”

"Wonderful!" Li Yu said in admiration.

At this time, Su Tang tasted it and asked, "What about the 8 points?"

"8 points, 8 points is more specific. Qin Feng glanced at Su Tang with a smile and said, "8 points is the most beautiful woman a man can come into contact with in his life, and this contact includes a glimpse of a surprise when passers-by pass by one day." 8 points women, the first appearance is absolutely in line with the highest aesthetics in the hearts of men, the second is an excellent figure, which can make men have certain thoughts in an instant, the third has an extremely unique temperament, or sexy and sultry, or dignified atmosphere, and the fourth, which is the most important point, it is extremely difficult to get it, they either have money or background. Based on the above conditions, 8 points female is the top existence in the world. So if I were to give a woman an 8, I would definitely genuinely like her. What you can't get, or what is hard to get, is the best. ”

Su Tang's eyes changed when he looked at Qin Feng.

On the one hand, she wanted to ask Qin Feng, he would give her a few points, but on the other hand, she was very aggrieved, feeling that her mother really didn't tell a lie, men are not good things, and she also kissed Qin Feng, a bad thing, and was touched by this bad thing, and even almost touched the bad thing of this bad thing once, she did it all this step, but now it is not in the range of "can't get it or it's hard to get". This is purely ideological chaos and abandonment, okay?!

Su Tang endured it for a long time, but because there were two outsiders in the car, he was finally embarrassed to ask Qin Feng, "Do you love me?"

So Qin Feng easily said about 7-point women: "Compared with 8-point women, 7-point women are missing the fourth point, they are good enough, but they are too easy to get started, too easy to get started, and their value is lowered." ”

Li Yu reluctantly accepted this point of view, "What about 6 points?"

"The range of 6 points is relatively wide, 6 points women are beautiful enough, but compared with 7 points, they are always lacking in figure or temperament, or they are not so beautiful, but because of their outstanding figures, it is easy for men to be fascinated by them. Qin Feng said a more general explanation.

Li Yu continued: "So, if you have less than 6 points, you are not beautiful?"

"I can't quite say that. Qin Fengdao, "6 points and above are basically eye-catching, that is, the first time you see it, it impresses a man." And a score of less than 5 belongs to the eyes that need to find beauty. Some girls are said to be attractive, and when they look at it, they slowly feel beautiful, which is 5 points. In the eyes of lovers, more than 90% of the Shih Tzu are 5-point women. ”

"The remaining 10% is out of 4 points?" asked Yuan Shuai.

"So to speak. Qin Fengdao, "5 points is the more you look at it, the more beautiful it is, and 4 points is that you don't feel beautiful no matter how you look at it, but you won't feel ugly." Many men say that they will be good, or are considered beautiful by men whose aesthetics are different from ordinary people, and they are basically 4 women. ”

Li Yu continued: "So starting from 3 points, it is ugly?"

"That's right. Qin Feng said in a tone of research and academics.

Li Yu said: "I'm curious how you summarized the ugliness into 3 grades. ”

Qin Feng said: "It's very simple, according to the degree of tolerance. 3 points of ugliness, which is completely tolerable ugly, is an ugly-looking woman who dangles in front of you every day, but you don't feel disgusting at all, and even get along very happily. 2 points of ugliness, is a kind of unbearable ugliness for men, every time I see her face, I feel bad, use words to attack her personally, and afterwards I don't feel guilty in my heart, because you think what you say is all the truth. As for 1 point, this kind of survival probability is much lower than that of an 8-point woman, which belongs to the type that you don't want to see for the second time in this life after seeing it once. This belongs to the indescribable ugliness of words, and ugliness is as illusory as a beauty with 10 points, so theoretically, this ugliness should not exist. Because every man's aesthetic is different, what you think is earth-shatteringly ugly may be acceptable in the eyes of others, thinking that she is 2 or 3, or even 4 points. ”

"What about 0 points?" Hubin Road had already arrived, but Yuan Shuai was sitting in the car, but he didn't want to get down immediately.

Qin Feng shook his head and said, "There is no such thing as a 0 point. ”

"Why?" asked Yuan Shuai.

Qin Feng said a very profound sentence: "0 points are not people, but 1 point is ...... It's still a woman. ”

Yuan Shuai really didn't understand.

Li Yu and Su Tang understood in seconds.

Su Tang couldn't help but pinch the soft flesh on Qin Feng's waist and twisted it fiercely.

While Qin Feng exclaimed bitterly, Li Yu sighed with emotion: "20 years ago, people like you have been shot more than a dozen times according to the 'hooliganism' ......" (to be continued......