079 Articles of Association
Yan Huan'er's meal is really overwhelmed. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
She didn't expect that there were twenty or thirty dishes called by Shu Zi.
Oh my God, it's true, Yan Huan'er herself was not wrong, there were only nine people, and Shu Zi ordered nearly thirty dishes. Among them, three parts of the pot were ordered, which were still different, and three parts of the soup were also ordered, which were also different, one of which was the corn soup and Western-style appetizer soup that Shu Zi specially ordered in order to take care of Yan Huan'er.
After eating, she felt that her little belly must be round, because eating with Shu Zi and the others, her appetite would become too good. Monnie next to her is a good child, not only remembering to eat herself, but also remembering to give Yan Huan'er vegetables to eat.
To be honest, Yan Huan'er is a little ashamed. At the dinner table, she has never known to eat with her head bored, or she will put down her chopsticks and listen to others and not eat a bite, not knowing that as a polite person, she must get used to taking care of the people who eat around her.
At this point, she thought of Ma Jianjian. He seems to have done an impeccable job in this regard.
Yan Huan'er learned a kind of table etiquette from the fat girl Moni to take care of the people around her.
However, she is also sometimes embarrassed, because Moni often gives her a lot of things that she is not used to eating without asking what she is threatening.
For example, the bamboo shoot cave that everyone praises.
She always thought it was made of bamboo shoots, because bamboo shoots grow in the soil, so it is called a bamboo shoot hole. I didn't expect to take it up and look at it, it was actually like a jelly-like shape, and there was a group of bugs lying in it, and it was that kind of long bugs. To put it figuratively, it's a bit like an earthworm.
When she saw it clearly, she almost threw up.
Looking at the little fat people's mouths, a bamboo shoot hole disappeared into it, and they were still shouting there: "It's so delicious, it's so crispy, it's very sweet!"
Moni also greeted her very warmly: "Teacher Yan, this sauce is very good, and the taste of mustard is very orthodox, you can try it quickly." ”
Yan Huan'er couldn't help but get goosebumps and fell to the ground. had the heart to refuse, but she couldn't do anything to see that others were so happy to eat.
She had no choice but to bite the bullet, and under Mony's eager eyes, she dipped the whole little jelly in the yellow sauce, chewed it twice quickly, and swallowed it, almost choking herself. The choking and spicy smell of mustard made her cough several times, and tears almost came out.
As for whether it is sweet or not, whether it is crispy or not, she doesn't feel it at all. Fortunately, the side dishes used for the side dishes, the sweet and sour white jade radish made her mouth feel a lot more comfortable.
The dishes on the table disappear quickly and at a speed that is visible to the naked eye. The fat girls are also very polite, and they can't gobble it up, and there are big pieces of Duo Ji. Everyone was very happy when they ate a meal.
When Shu Zi was eating, she definitely didn't speak. When the dish came, it was transferred to Yan Huan'er first, and everyone enthusiastically let Yan Huan'er eat first. This kind of treatment made Yan Huan'er's little round face blush every time.
Yan Huan'er felt a little confident in her heart because of this incredible respect, her whole round face looked red and simple, and her eyes were shining.
Of course, Yan Huan'er was embarrassed at the beginning, but later took the initiative to turn the turntable, and she gradually stopped feeling restrained and flustered.
Shu Zi ate for a long time, and almost half of the time passed before she put down her chopsticks. Then she cleared her throat, then took out a piece of paper from her bag, and the person stood up.
"Teacher Yan, I have to continue what I just said, we are going to set up a club, which is called the Fat Girl God Club, and let those clubs that don't accept us see what they have missed. ”
Speaking of this, Shu Zi's fat face became serious.
"Now, I'm going to talk about our charter. This was decided after a few days of discussion with Moni and Jiang Ziya. ”
When Shu Zi said this, she smiled at Yan Huan'er. A few other fat girls were laughing there.
Among them, Moni looked the most excited. took the piece of paper from Shu Zi's hand and handed it to Yan Huan'er, with an expression of "look at me, look at me, look at me" on her face.
"Teacher Yan, this is our charter, you take it over first, of course you are the boss of our club, do you think there is anything to be revised? If not, we will decide, according to the requirements of the club, we can start arranging activities this week. Shu Zi said very seriously there.
Yan Huan'er opened it a little cowardly and looked at it, it was written in black and white, but it was still neat.
The title is large, in bold black, and it reads: Fat Girl God Society. Erased both words of memory.
Yan Huan'er glanced up at Shu Zi, and Shu Zi hurriedly said that this was to keep the mystery and make people not know what the core competitiveness of the Fat Girl God Society was.
Oh my God, it's still the core competitiveness! She even thought of this, and it seems that she wants to stand out when she selects outstanding clubs next year.
Looking further, the entire charter stipulates more than 20 articles. A few of them amused Yan Huan'er directly.
Here's what it reads:
Article 1: Members of the club only accept fat students who weigh more than 120 kilograms. The theme of each event is to unfold in the process of having a happy meal, which is a must.
Shu Zi also explained that fat classmates refer to both boys and girls, but their weight must meet the standard, so that the image of club members is not uniform.
What a thoughtful thought! Yan Huan'er couldn't help but laugh. She pointed at herself, as if she couldn't reach half her weight.
Miss Shu Zi Bingxue was smart, and immediately explained: "You are the boss, you can do anything." ”
Yan Huan'er continued to laugh and continue to watch.
Article 7: The venue of each event is determined by Shu Zi, the deputy head of the association, with the principle of comfort and convenience, and the nearest as a reference, basically determining the VIP room on the third floor of the island Accord.
In this article, Shu Zi used bold fonts to highlight her name and location, which was very eye-catching. Yan Huan'er only knew that this private room seemed to be the place where she would take classes in the future, hahaha!
Article 11: The activity fee shall be paid by the members of the club according to the AA system, and the head of the club can withdraw 50% of the current activity fee of the club for each class labor fee. The payment fee of the main backbone should be increased by 20% compared with other members to meet the budget amount of the activity.
Yan Huan'er saw this, and then looked at the cups and plates on the table, and roughly estimated in her heart, this meal should not be less than 500 yuan, 50%, isn't it 250 yuan? I can get 250 yuan for the last class? Four classes a week? Isn't that 1,000 yuan?
Yan Huan'er was suddenly shocked by her bold calculation. Looking at Shu Zi's eyes, he was a little panicked.
Yan Huan'er watched them one by one, and only felt funny, sighed, admired, and excited. Shu Zi seemed to be very well prepared, and thought of many questions. The venue of the event, the cost of the event, the format of the event, and what the event will achieve are all very carefully framed.
Is she a freshman student? Why is she so powerful? Let Yan Huan'er write these terms, she must not have thought of such an interesting and comprehensive content.
Could it be that those who study history think more deeply than ordinary students? I am studying administrative management, and the organization is not as clear as hers.
Yan Huan'er read this charter again, and in addition to the above emotions, she added something called "shame".
There are 25 articles agreed on the terms, including the instructions for members, the schedule of activities, and what special clothes the club needs to equip when they go out.
Yan Huan'er has never seen the company's articles of association, if she has seen it, she will definitely feel that this is a very comprehensive and rigorous agreement, and the literal meaning of the text is very humane and likable, and the presentation is quite good.
Yan Huan'er couldn't stop laughing when she looked at it, she could eat and drink for nothing every time, and she still had money to earn. If this fat god club is announced, I think there will be many people who want to come in, right?
Therefore, you don't understand the world of fat "purple" girls, what people want is to study happily in a pleasant meal.
Yan Huan'er couldn't stop laughing, but patiently read all the charters.