Chapter 248: Dragon Boat Racing

Holy-

Virginity certificate? It turned out to be a virgin certificate-

What Fang Xiaoyu took out was a certificate, an A4 piece of paper, with a few words written in big words: "Sick Girl Certificate Report"

I'm dizzy - this thing has been taken out, and then again, is this report useful?

Many fans were shocked.

"Xiaoyu, what is the use of you showing us this piece of paper, who knows if it is true or not."

"That's right! Anyone can go to the hospital and get a certificate like this. ”

"There is no basis for what you say, come on, Xiaoyu, let my brother try if you are a virgin or not, rest assured that my brother is a veteran of the love field and plays with countless women, and I will try it out at once."

"Upstairs is my own brother, congenitally short, I can't touch that membrane at all, so I'll go out myself!"

Some people questioned that perverts took advantage of the opportunity.

"I went to the hospital for a comprehensive examination three days ago, and this report was also issued three days ago. There is a date. Fang Xiaoyu said: "Three days ago, no one knew that today's incident would happen, I can't predict the prophet, open a report like this and wait for today's explanation!" ”

Fang Xiaoyu said very seriously.

"I don't believe it, I don't believe it, a woman like you will be a virgin these days."

"These years, those who look a little like women have been broken, and if you want to find a virgin to go to junior high school, it's not a quasi, elementary school, elementary school."

"Xiaoyu, I don't care if you are a virgin or not, I want to marry you, tomorrow I will sell the three tiled houses in my family, and take the capital to do business in a big city, you wait for me for three years, I will definitely drive a BMW to pick you up."

"Xiaoyu, you don't have to wait for three years, now I can drive a BMW to find you, I am also sincere to you, not all the women in the BMW are crying and laughing more."

The topic instantly turned to whether Fang Xiaoyu was a virgin or not.

"My boss is quite a man, don't have any unspoken rules, many anchors want to be submerged by the boss, do you believe it or not?" Fang Xiaoyu is not the kind of girl who twists, she is bold and careful, she dares to say what other anchors dare not say.

"The brothers of the wolf clan have all deducted 666, let's end the topic just from!" Fang Xiaoyu said: "My male anchors Ah Zhe and Ah Mu are not worse than me, are they also ∵ dǐng∵diǎn∵ small ∵ said, .↓.●os_ (); Have the unspoken rules passed? ”

Fang Xiaoyu smiled evilly, "The boss is too famous and hacked!" ”

"By the way, let's reveal the news of diǎn! My boss has a girlfriend, is it pretty? I think it's superfluous for you to ask. ”

——

Since winning the moon crown, Luo Kai went back to his hometown for a few days, and his father's participation in the Voice of China group selection was delayed for two days, and he caught up with the recruitment of new anchors in the past few days.

A little more than half of this month has passed, and Luo Kai basically hasn't started much live broadcast. It's just a little meeting every day.

Ten diǎn more Zhong Luo Kai opened the live broadcast.

"Wow! Brother Wolf, it's rare! actually started the live broadcast in the morning. ”

"Brother Wolf, come out, the brothers have gathered."

"Count, from left to right."

"The party is out, boom! Someone must be asking about the unspoken rules. ”

"Brother Wolf, you owe us an explanation about the unspoken rules."

“——”

started the live broadcast, and all kinds of news came like a rain of flowers.

"Little wolf, I love you, I will always love you, I want to be an anchor, I want to be an unspoken rule."

"You think Brother Wolf wants everything! If you don't have crooked melons and cracked dates, you will be disgusted with Brother Wolf, so I will reluctantly accept you for Brother Wolf! It's the same when the lights are turned off, it's better than my left hand and right hand! ”

Luo Kai briefly dealt with some private messages, and then said to the camera: "First of all! I'm sorry to all of you, lately! There are too many things to do in reality, and the director's daily live broadcast time is unstable, I know you all miss me, haha! I miss you too! ”

"It's so boring about the unspoken rules, don't discuss this! What about you! It's good when I'm living the unspoken rules, people don't be merry boys! How many men are not sexy? I've been honest enough! Those students who just want to see my jokes, this is the result that you are satisfied with! ”

Luo Kai didn't want to mention this, this is a shame! was played around by a woman, and I was extremely angry. In reality, even if Mr. Kang knew the truth, Luo Kai was embarrassed to tell others.

"Those black fans, you die! Brother Wolf is not afraid of this at all, is it interesting to make it up? Brother Wolf said.

"That's right! Even if Brother Wolf has unspoken rules, it's about your, you are envious and jealous! ”

"Brother Wolf, you lied again, you said that your anchor was unspoken by you, but Fang Xiaoyu just showed a virginity certificate over there, what do you think of this?"

"Brother Wolf, it won't be that you're so small, you can poke the membrane!"

Luo Kai was embarrassed, but he didn't expect Fang Xiaoyu to take out all the virginity certificates, "Which brother said that my guy is small, report your address, I'll go to you, cool out of the guy, and scare you to paralyze." ”

"Now let's get to the guys, let me talk about it first! My guy has a soft fit of 11 cm. ”

"You're holding on to it!"

"Anyway, that black thing is really a dick~ big bar, every time I look at Brother A, it hurts my self-esteem."

"I'd rather live 10 years less than grow and thicken."

"It's unlucky, my boyfriend guy is not big, and it's very unhappy that he can't always go up or down, so I'm looking for a chance to find a black guy to try it, as if I want to feel like I'm going to die."

"I'm not black, but the guy is not small, and he bends upwards at a fifteen-degree angle,——"

"A group of lewd people, can they still play happily, the topic has changed too quickly!"

"Stop, stop, it's so dirty, I'm speechless to you."

At this time, Luo Kai was dealing with messages from two advertisers.

One is an online store, and the other is a hot pot restaurant in reality, they both gave Luo Kai a lot of gifts, just wanting Luo Kai to help them advertise.

Luo Kai rarely accepts advertisements, but he thinks that these two bosses are not bad, they have known each other before, and they have friendships, so they agreed to give each other publicity.

It's been publicized twice, and it's really been said, the effect is very good, and I gave Luo Kai some gifts today, hoping to promote it again.

Basically, every big anchor will have advertisers, and they can get a lot of advertising money by casually publicizing it, and the anchors are also willing to do it.

Luo Kai did advertise only after looking at the face of his acquaintances.

The topic of tourists in the live broadcast room has already run to the donkey whip and bullwhip, Luo Kai watched it, if he didn't control it anymore, they would quarrel because of the argument about which guy was bigger, horse or cow.

Luo Kai hurriedly opened the topic, "Brothers, the free "dragon boat" went in a wave, we only skied more than 10,000 meters, and the goods ran ahead of me, the goal was to overtake him first, I'll take a look!" We're 67 now, Alexander! The ones in front of us have thrown us three rivers. ”

During the summer vacation, Shuangya launched the "Big and Small Anchor Dragon Boat Race" activity.

A few days after the event was launched, Luo Kai was left far behind because he didn't broadcast much.

Now all the streamers are playing the game of dragon boat racing.

It's a lot of fun.

- (To be continued.) )