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Master: Teach you a trick, watch Miss Yin jump into the river!

Author: What? Watching the jumping river? Idle eggs hurt! Besides, I don't have any eggs. Whining...... Cover your face (*/ω\*) and hide under the covers

Master: Watch Miss Yin jump into the river, there is money to be made!

Author: Shenma, isn't it for the sake of righteousness and courage to jump into the river?

Master: No, in order to make money, money, Money.

Author: Is there such a good thing?

Master: Monks don't speak, and I don't tell ordinary people.

Author: The master has good eyesight, and I am indeed not an ordinary person.

Master: Yes, you're the second one......

Author:...... Don't go, Master, I promise not to kill you! Master, where are you going?

Master: Shanqi City, under the Luotong Bridge! Hurry up, it's too late, and the money will shine.

Author: Master, aren't you a monk? How can you be as obsessed with money as ordinary people like me?

Master: I'm calling it Karma!

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"Miss Yin is going to jump into the river again!"

Throughout the city, in the streets and alleys, people rushed to tell each other.

Then, the men, women and children of the Eighth Street and Jiumo set out together and rushed straight to the bottom of the Luotong Bridge.

The river was murmuring under the Luotong Bridge, and the banks of the river were already full of people, and people stretched their necks and looked up at the girl on the Luotong Bridge.

The girl was fifteen or sixteen years old, wearing a rose red bottom violet embroidered peach blossom flooring skirt, a camellia gray peach brocade gown, and rose purple soft satin satin shoes. On the waist, he wears a light blue background embroidered double happiness pattern Hangzhou satin sachet, and a green peacock pattern palace silk. On the head is a silver tendril, ruby uranium. On the ears are burnt blue hanging bell earrings. He wears a gold pearl bracelet in one hand and a bracelet with a red gold cinnamon monkey goose rod in the other.

A rich lady dressed.

She is the eldest lady of the Yin family.

It is said that the Buddha relies on gold and people rely on clothes, but the eldest lady of the Yin family is wrapped in silk and satin gold and silver jewelry from head to toe, but she is still not beautiful at all, because she is too fat.

If it is a girl of normal stature, her height is also slim, but the eldest lady of the Yin family is three times that of a normal girl, so she pierces her eyes.

"Next, my eldest lady is going to jump into the river!" a fatter girl next to the fat girl held a gong in her hand and thrashed it loudly.

"The silver can only be sent after jumping into the river!"

People don't care when Miss Yin jumps into the river, people only care about when Miss Yin sends silver.

The eldest lady of the Yin family has to jump into the river every three or five times.

At first, people were very worried, but later found out that Miss Yin was not really looking for death at all, because as soon as she jumped into the river, Master Yin arranged in advance to pick her up in the water, and she didn't even have to choke on a mouthful of water. People took Miss Yin's jumping into the river as a way to watch the excitement.

It's not uncommon to watch the excitement for a long time, and gradually, people don't even bother to watch the excitement. The eldest lady of the Yin family saw that her jumping into the river was gone, and the audience was ingenious, as long as anyone went to watch her jump under the Luotong Bridge, she would send money to whom.

The money sent out is more and more every time, and to this day it has been distributed to one or two silver per person.

However, the Yin family doesn't care, the Yin family is the richest man in Shanqi and rich!

Miss Yin is the only daughter of Master Yin, and Master Yin's money is all her money, so she loves to spread her money!

It's just that if you don't finish appreciating Miss Yin's jumping into the river, there is absolutely no silver to take it, if you take the silver and pat your ass and leave, who will watch Miss Yin jump into the river?

"I see my young lady jumping into the river every day, why do you still ask such an unprofessional question?" The fat girl pointed at the questioner with a mallet, piled up the fat on her face in disgust, and the little fat hand rubbed out a handful of oil on her face and shook it off heavily.

"That's a jump!"

"Jump, this day!"

"How many years have you been dancing, you can dance with your eyes closed, right?

"That's it, I'm still hot in the pot!"

"I still have medicine at home!"

"My rabbit cub is still waiting for me to go back to feed!"

……

People are gossiping, urging Miss Yin to jump into the river, but they have no sympathy to force Miss Yin to death, they are really eager to make money.

At this moment, Miss Yin looked at the audience under the bridge who were pointing at her, and her heart was full of resentment.

These people just looked down on her! None of them believed that she could kill herself?

"I'm really jumping this time!" Miss Yin's fat body staggered up the bridge pier with the help of the maid, her hands crossed her waist, and she shouted unconvinced.

"When did you really jump, or you faked your death!"

There was a sigh in the crowd.

These Diao people applauded after taking the money.

Miss Yin was angry: "As long as Young Master Lu can marry me, I will really die!"

A gust of wind blew across the bridge and ruffled Miss Yin's hair, making her vow seem a little tragic.

Along with the wind, there was a cold man's voice: "If you can really die, I will marry you!"

Miss Yin shuddered, and her eyes fell on the man in white who slowly walked from the back of the crowd.

The audience also turned back.

Wow, the eldest young master of the Lu family!

People consciously moved out of the way to both sides, leaving a sufficiently spacious road for the eldest young master of the Lu family, the eldest young master of the Lu family held a folding fan in his hand, and walked from the path to the Luotong Bridge in such a graceful manner, he looked up slightly at the chubby girl on the pier, and his eyes were as calm and cold as stagnant water.

Behind him, the little feather fart followed.

Young Master Lu had already stopped, but Yu Mo's eyes were only staring at Miss Yin, and he accidentally bumped into Young Master Lu's back.

Young Master Lu turned his head and frowned in disgust.

Yu Mo immediately nodded: "Young Master, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll help you solve this big trouble." ”

Yu Mo shouted at Miss Yin: "Miss Yin, my young master has spoken, as long as you really die, he will marry you, what are you waiting for?"

The fat girl was furious, and rushed down from the bridge, her plump breasts trembled, and Yumo's saliva was about to flow down.

This is much better than Miss Yin jumping into the river.

Men, women and children under the bridge thought the same thing.

The fat girl punched Yu Mo in the shriveled chest, and Yu Mo immediately stumbled back a few big steps, made a movement of vomiting blood, and coughed.

He held his chest, pointed at the fat girl, and said aggrievedly: "Barbaric!"

The fat girl yelled: "This is the punishment for you for disrespecting my eldest lady!"

Under the Luotong Bridge, all the spectators were suddenly in danger.

The fat girl's fist is more deterrent than Master Yin's silver.

"Where did I say it wrong?" Yu Mo had already lost to the fat girl in terms of momentum, but he couldn't embarrass his young master, and the eyes of the entire Shanqi City were staring at him.

He struggled to straighten up and said, "Isn't your eldest lady looking for death and life every day, clamoring to marry my eldest young master?

Seeing that the fat girl was speechless, Yu Mo became even more energetic, and her spirit came to life: "Hey, didn't my eldest young master just say it? The fathers and villagers in the whole Shanqi City are listening, as long as your eldest lady really dies, my eldest young master will really marry! Didn't your eldest lady threaten that as long as she can marry into the Lu family, she will do whatever it takes? Why, is your eldest lady just bragging?"

"It's just ......" Under the Luotong Bridge, people whispered to each other.

The fat girl looked back at her eldest lady in embarrassment.

Ask what is the situation in the world, and teach life and death to promise.

Miss Yin looked down at the man in white by the bridge: "Are your words serious?"

"A gentleman's words, the horse is difficult to chase. "The eldest young master of the Lu family is neither humble nor arrogant, and his back is straight.

"But I'm dead, who are you going to marry?"

"If you really die, I will marry your tablet!" The eldest young master of the Lu family smiled lightly.

Another gust of wind blew, and Miss Yin's chubby body rolled down the Luotong Bridge like a ball......