"Don ...... Master Abbot. As soon as he entered the door, Zhang Shan was just about to call the Tang Dynasty, but suddenly realized something and immediately changed his name to the abbot.

Yesterday's incident made Tang Dynasty cast a mysterious aura in his heart, this bad friend who drank and farted together a day ago, after having the identity of the abbot, made him inexplicably have a sense of awe and distance.

After all, it is an ordinary student, whether he believes in Buddhism or not, he still has a little awe.

"Master Abbot, today we are here to repay the vows." Li Si followed behind Zhang Shan and folded his hands towards the Tang Dynasty.

He was more superstitious than Zhang Shan, and what happened yesterday really scared him, and he didn't have the same disrespect as before.

"Good boy! What are you doing! The attitude of the two surprised Tang Chao, "You guys make me feel weird and awkward, huh?" ”

"Poof!" Wang Wu couldn't help laughing, he had a good relationship with the Tang Dynasty, but he didn't feel any sense of distance. "The two of you were showing off your martial arts yesterday, why are you like your grandson today."

"This ......" Zhang Shan laughed twice, "the abbot's life-saving grace, I really dare not be disrespectful." ”

Of course, this is also what his parents repeatedly told him last night.

The businessman was very superstitious, and when he learned that Zhang Shan's friend might be a person with great ability, he immediately decided to ask him to deal with the abbot.

Say two good words and don't suffer anyway, right?

"Okay, okay, everyone is friends, there's no need to do this." Tang Dynasty waved his hand.

He also wants to be like those monks on TV, but how he thinks about it feels awkward, coupled with the bohemian impression that the old monk gave him.

Tang Chao thought about it, well! Or the old monk is a little cooler.

Like Jigong!

So our poor Tang Dynasty has been led astray since the first day he became a monk.

"As for you, it's better to call me Tang Dynasty, and Tang San is okay." Tang Chao smiled and led the three of them into the house.

"Haha, it's better to call Elder Tang." Wang Wu had an idea, which showed respect and did not show his life.

"Okay, as you go." The Tang Dynasty didn't care and waved his hand. "There is no guest hall here, will you go to my bedroom to sit down, or will you go to the main hall to worship?"

"Let's go to the main hall first." Zhang Shan suggested that this was the first task of coming here, or that it should be done first.

The four of them went to the main hall, although the temple is small, the Buddha statue inside is also majestic and magnificent. The Tang Dynasty led the four people to kneel down and worship the incense, kowtow and make a vow.

During this period, Zhang Shan was very sensible, and after worshipping, he stuffed a big red envelope into the merit incense, and the Tang Dynasty was very happy to see it.

The lad has a future!

Look at the bulging red envelope, I don't know if the Buddha blesses you, this abbot will bless you!

After worshipping, Tang Chaoyou led a few people to his bedroom.

"Sit casually, you're welcome."

"Wow!" As soon as Wang Wu entered the door, he was directly amazed. "Elder Tang, no wonder you didn't go back with us! This bedroom is too extravagant compared to the outside, right? ”

"This Apple all-in-one machine is tens of thousands smaller, right? And this keyboard, I've seen it on the Internet for more than 4,000! Li Siyi sat at his desk, "Elder, can you still surf the Internet here?" ”

"Hey, isn't that? I'm the abbot! If I'm bored, I'll go online, who cares about me? "Tang Chao laughed, don't say it, it's really good to see this abbot now.

It's just that I don't have a car, so it's a bit of trouble to go out.

Well!

Go back and buy a car!

"Tsk, this mouse, it looks like I've seen it on TV!" Li Si casually fiddled with the computer, and his eyes were full of little stars.

"Cut, what do you know? This desk is mahogany! Whole mahogany! Zhang Shan put on the posture of looking at the hillbilly again, "I really answered that sentence, you only see my 1 million sports car, but you can't see my 3 million watch." ”

"What? Is this table expensive? Everyone looked at Zhang Shan blankly, looking curious.

Zhang Shan was satisfied with this kind of look, and proudly introduced: "Just this table, more than a million!" ”

……

The crowd was silent.

Half a minute later.

"I'll go!" Wang Wu was the first to exclaim, "Brother...... Elder Tang, you sent it! ”

"Tut-tut, this is millions, this little temple is so rich?" Li Si began to envy and hate again, "Elder Tang, why don't you also accept me as an apprentice?" ”

The Tang Dynasty was also shocked when he heard the price of mahogany.

I thought that the old monk would leave a million for himself, but I didn't think that this table would be so valuable.

But after thinking about it, people are worth billions, so I don't care much about such a table.

"Elder Tang, you said you would move this table away? Isn't it going to make a lot of money? Zhang Shan proposed sneakily.

"That's what you can think of." Tang Chao glanced at the other party, "This temple is all mine, why should I move away?" ”

Of course, the inner monologue is not about this.

How much is a table? The old monk is the abbot, that's the person who has made billions!

Am I stupid to run away for a table?

"That's it, Zhang Shan, can you be serious? All kinds of crooked ways every day! Wang Wu also followed with a reprimand.

Li Si rubbed his hands and asked, "What, Tang Dynasty...... Oh no! Elder Tang, can you tell us about what happened yesterday afternoon? Why did you suddenly make you an abbot? ”

"Uh......" Tang Chao thought for a while, "I came in yesterday, and the abbot said that I had a Buddha fate to accept me as a disciple, so I took it." ”

"Cut! ! Wang Wu rolled his eyes, "I still don't understand you?" Can you quit alcohol and meat and become a monk? Be honest! ”

"Amitabha! Monks don't speak! "The Tang Dynasty was serious," the master taught me unique martial arts, so he sincerely converted to my door. ”

Seeing that everyone was being bluffed, Tang Chao was happy.

Yes, I finally know why the monk asked Amitabha Buddha to speak first!

Pure pretense!

As soon as the four words come out, look at them to bluff!

Of course, the Tang Dynasty did not lie, the master taught him martial arts, and he was also counted as an old monk.

As for the Buddha, the precepts only say to respect, but they don't say to believe.

Who would have thought that such a big bald monk would not believe in Buddhism himself!

"Wow, you actually learned your own martial arts, so was it a fortune teller yesterday?" Li Si said excitedly, martial arts, metaphysics, these things are simply the second biggest dream of every man except women!

As soon as the words came out, Zhang Shan choked back: "Why do you ask this kind of thing!" Why is it so confusing? ”

There are things you can know, but you can't say them.

You ask, what do people say? Tell you I'm capable? Won't it be a source of trouble for people when the time comes?

Tang Dynasty also glanced at Zhang Shan with satisfaction, although this product was damaged, he knew how to observe words and looks.

It's still the same sentence, you can be a man!

"Alas, it's that in the future, we will drink wine and eat meat, and there will be fewer people!" Wang Wu on the side sighed, they couldn't tell what kind of mentors and friends they were at this age, but it was a pity that there was one less person who could play with them.

At the mention of this, Tang Chao couldn't help but laugh: "Hahaha, if you are a monk, you will definitely not be able to drink." But my master said that it's okay to eat meat! ”

Everyone was stunned again, you look at me, I look at you.

"I'll go! Fake monk?! ”