met Lu Ziqiao for the second time, was taken to a bachelor night party, and then drank too much, missed his wedding directly, and his wife also ran away from marriage. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Later, after arriving at the love apartment, I took the lawyer qualification exam, failed repeatedly, and finally finally got in, and I didn't have a winning lawsuit.

The unfortunate things in the back are even more the same, and Xiao Xie will not list them one by one, anyway, Zhang Wei's goods, since they appeared, have been unlucky.

At this time, Zeng Xiaoxian, who answered the phone, ran over excitedly and patted the sofa and said, "Lisa called just now and said that it was a beautiful woman who participated in my show tomorrow night!" ”

Lin Wanyu's face stiffened when she heard Zeng Xiaoxian's words, and Lu Zhanbo asked with a shocked face: "Famous prostitute?" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian saw that Lu Zhanbo had misunderstood, and hurriedly explained: "A well-known entertainment reporter! I heard that she was a man of the year and had just won a Pulitzer Prize. “

Lu Ziqiao asked suspiciously: "Isn't Pulitzer a tire?" ”

Sekiya magically explained: "What! Pulitzer is an international journalism prize. It's all famous in Japan! ”

Zeng Xiaoxian said with a smile: "Not only that, but she is also a columnist for National Geographic magazine!" ”

Lu Ziqiao pretended to be very knowledgeable and interjected: "Geography, I am most annoyed by geography in the exam." So what free fall, acceleration, centrifugal force. Yes! A set of formulas is about to explode! ”

"Poof!" Hearing Lu Ziqiao's serious nonsense, Xiao Xie squirted out all the drinks in one gulp.

Lu Zhanbo said on the side: "Ziqiao, you're talking about physics!" ”

"Hahaha......" Everyone laughed instantly.

"This is Mr. Zeng's guest, he looks good!" Xiao Xie searched for the latest news about the Pulitzer Prize, found a photo of the latest Pulitzer Prize winner, and said with a mischievous smile.

"I'll take a look, it's a beauty!" When Lu Ziqiao heard this, he hurriedly came to Xiao Xie's side and watched.

"Really? Hey, hey, hey...... I'll take a look......" Zeng Xiaoxian took the phone and picked it up with a proud face and looked at it, a shock, threw the phone out in an instant, and then sat down on the ground and said with a desperate face: "Laura, how can it be Laura?!" So many people all over the world! How could my guest be her?! ”

Lin Wanyu walked over and helped Zeng Xiaoxian up and asked, "Teacher Zeng, what's wrong with you?" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't answer or kept muttering to himself, Lin Wanyu comforted: "Teacher Zeng, do you want to sit down first!" ”

"That's a great idea!" Zeng Xiaoxian nodded, and was about to sit back on the sofa as he spoke, but sat on the ground.

"Teacher Zeng, are you alright?" Lu Ziqiao and Lu Zhanbo hurriedly helped Zeng Xiaoxian to the sofa.

Chen Meijia asked curiously, "Teacher Zeng, who is this Laura?" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian muttered to himself, "She's my nightmare!" Nightmare! ”

Lu Zhanbo asked, "Didn't you say that my sister is your nightmare?" ”

Hearing Zhanbo's words, Hu Yifei glared at Lu Zhanbo fiercely, and Lu Zhanbo immediately shut up in fright.

After Zeng Xiaoxian heard it, he said with a broken face: "Yes, God! I have two nightmares now! I ......"

Lin Wanyu comforted Zeng Xiaoxian and said, "Teacher Zeng, do you know this Laura? ”

Zeng Xiaoxian said incoherently: "I know you too well! There are many, many things going on between us, very, very complicated, I cut a long story short! It's a long story! ”

Xiao Xie knew that Laura was already a knot in Zeng Xiaoxian's heart, otherwise he would not have gone to see a psychiatrist, but this knot had to be solved by himself, and others would not be able to help him.

"Then you speak slowly!" Lin Wanyu handed Zeng Xiaoxian a glass of water and said.

Zeng Xiaoxian took a sip of water, tried hard to calm his mood, and said, "She dumped me!" ”

"It's not long!" Lin Wanyu looked puzzled, not knowing why Zeng Xiaoxian reacted so much.

At this time, Hu Yifei suddenly spoke up and asked: "Wouldn't this Laura be the woman who cuckolded you!" ”

"Oh~!" Everyone looked at each other with abrupt expressions.

Zeng Xiaoxian was exposed by Hu Yifei, and shouted in collapse: "I'll just say that both of them are my nightmares!" ”

Only then did everyone understand why Zeng Xiaoxian reacted so strongly! Everyone knows that Zeng Xiaoxian was once cuckolded by a woman. Today I finally knew that this heroine was Zeng Xiaoxian's guest Laura tomorrow night!

"Teacher Zeng, isn't that your old lover? Take this opportunity to catch up on the old days or talk about something else! Lu Ziqiao said with a smile, for Lu Ziqiao, a prodigal son of flowers, this is a trivial matter!

"Hehe, what's the old story? Do you recall the pain of the first half of my life, or look forward to whether the second half of my life will be more painful! Zeng Xiaoxian said incoherently.

"Teacher Zeng, you reacted too much! It's been so long! Lin Wanyu felt that Zeng Xiaoxian was a little too fussed.

"It's because it's been so long that I've forgotten about her, I don't want to see her again, I don't want to hear anything about her!" Zeng Xiaoxian exclaimed excitedly.

Chen Meijia comforted: "Teacher Zeng, this kind of thing happens every day! Look at the opening point! ”

Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to recall his pain, lowered his head and muttered: "We have been together for eight years, and in the end she told me that you are a good man, in fact, you are very good!" You should ......"

"You should find a girl who loves you more than I do! Please, this line will be used in all bad movies! Hu Yifei continued angrily.

Lin Wanyu said with emotion: "Eight years is not easy for a girl! ”

"This, I agree, is not easy, especially since I later learned that she had been cheating with others for six of the eight years!" Zeng Xiaoxian collapsed, and after speaking, the whole person's surroundings were gray.

Xiao Xie thought about it, it can't go on like this, he has to divert Teacher Zeng's attention, Xiao Xie said jokingly: "Teacher Zeng, you mind this matter so much, shouldn't you still be a virgin or a man!" ”

"......" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Xiao Xie with an iron face, this short revelation was too thorough.

"Virgin, male, hahaha...... You and Laura have been ...... for eight years," Hu Yifei was about to go crazy laughing.

"Hahaha......" Lin Wanyu and they also laughed instantly when they heard Xiao Xie's words.

"Xiao Xie, I hate you!" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the laughing crowd and shouted angrily.

"Teacher Zeng, there are some things that you can't dodge, you have to face them, so, come on!" Xiao Xie said earnestly.

"I see, I'll try!" Zeng Xiaoxian resigned himself to his fate.

……

Early the next morning, 3601 next door began to be lively, Zeng Xiaoxian's ex-girlfriend, Laura came to the door in person in the morning.

"Xiao Xie, Mr. Zeng's ex-girlfriend is here, go and see the excitement!" Chen Meijia is holding a bag of popcorn in one hand and a cola in the other, as if she is not a big deal to watch the excitement.

"Let's go! Let's go cheer for Mr. Zeng! After Lu Ziqiao finished speaking, he couldn't wait to open the door to see the excitement.

Xiao Xie shook his head helplessly, and Guan Gu followed.

I saw Zeng Xiaoxian in the living room of their room, Laura grabbed Zeng Xiaoxian's arm and said, "Xian'er, I haven't seen you for a long time." ”

"Xian'er?" Xiao Xie glanced at them, so numb.

Laura sat on the sofa in the living room with Zeng Xiaoxian's arm in her arms, looking at Zeng Xiaoxian with affection, and Zeng Xiaoxian! Unable to resist Laura's tenderness, he looked at Laura with an intoxicated expression.

"Xian'er, we haven't seen each other for six hundred and sixty-four days!"

Zeng Xiaoxian asked in surprise, "Do you remember?" ”

Laura said affectionately, "How could I forget! Your eyes, your face, your nose, and your hair! ”

Zeng Xiaoxian heard Laura's words and said in disbelief: "Do you really remember everything? ”

"Of course, why would I be on your show!"

"Laura!"

"Xian'er!"

"Laura!"

……

Everyone listened to the conversation between the two and trembled. Chen Meijia couldn't help but whisper: "This is too numb!" ”

Lin Wanyu said angrily: "Teacher Zeng is finished!" My hair is straight! ”

"Didn't you just say that Mr. Zeng was a 10,000-ton giant ship?" Lu Zhanbo asked curiously.

Lin Wanyu said disdainfully: "He is the Titanic, I know he will sink sooner or later, but what I didn't expect is that he sank so fast!" So thoroughly! ”