Chapter 26, Elder Tang is a street performer

"Thank you, Master!"

Seeing that the Tang Dynasty was willing to take him in, Niu Laohu hurriedly bowed and saluted.

He is old and has a son, although he has not been doing his job for so many years, he has been very good to Niu Qingshan.

It was also yesterday's incident that made him realize what the Tang Dynasty called "the debt of the father and the son to pay it".

Therefore, after waking up, Niu Laohu knelt at the feet of the Buddha for the first time, hoping that he could repent of his previous sins.

After placing the cattle and tigers, the Tang Dynasty went down the mountain alone.

Today he has an even more important task – Fa Bus.

Charity, in Buddhism, is to help others with one's own wealth, and it is also an important condition for measuring merit.

If the Tang Dynasty wants to upgrade Tianyantong, one of the prerequisites is that its own merits are sufficient.

After driving for several kilometers all the way, I finally stopped at Liuhe Park.

"This is the largest park in the neighborhood, and there are usually the most old men and old ladies and expectant pregnant women, which is just right for me!" Tang Chao thought to himself as he took out his equipment from the car.

As soon as he took it out, Tang Chao was stunned.

In addition to a small bench, it is a flag - to measure the fortune and look at palmistry.

The most disgusting thing is that the old monk actually comes with a small trumpet!

What are you going to do?

Take it and shout in the street?

Fortune telling, palm reading! Don't you want money?!

"What the hell is this Nima?" Tang Dynasty swore that if the old monk was in front of him, he would be ruthless......

Forget it, no matter how ruthless you are, you can't beat the old monk.

But this is too Nima to complain!

Small bench, big flag, just write the ancestral bone, okay?

I thought I would find a Gada corner at random, just like the worldly masters in the movie. Occasionally, a person passes by, touches his beard and says donor, you have a bloody disaster, and the person will send the money to him.

The result is good, how do you look like selling dog skin plasters!

I was helpless, but I could only find a place to sit down.

"Well, is that really going to be the case? I'm an undergraduate college student, don't go to the film to tell fortunes? ”

Looking at the people coming and going in the park, Tang Chao sighed deeply.

Get! I don't go to hell, who goes to hell?

For the sake of money, face is a hanging?!

Taking a deep breath, Tang Chao turned on the small speaker.

"There is only a mother in the world~" A piece of music sounded from the speaker, and the pedestrians around stopped to look.

I'll go! What the hell is this Nima?

The Tang Dynasty hurriedly closed it, and this Nima face was embarrassed!

I, such a handsome little abbot, was actually ruined on the horn.

The previous mental construction has all collapsed, and the confidence of the Tang Dynasty is being rebuilt......

Three minutes passed, and the horn turned on again.

"There is only a mother in the world~" The music sounded again.

"Good your sister!" Tang Chao burst into tears and waited in shame for the whole song.

"Test the fortune, look at the palmistry! Don't do without money! Fortune telling, only three people a day! ”

Thinking that his face would be lost anyway, Tang Chao simply shouted without any scruples.

"Young man, do you know how to tell fortunes?" An old lady with a big flower jacket in the Northeast looked up and down at the Tang Dynasty.

"Hey, old lady. The poor monk is the abbot of Liuhe Temple, do you want to calculate a hexagram for you? Seeing someone coming, Tang Chao hurriedly promoted himself.

"You?" The old lady looked at him suspiciously, "Isn't the abbot of Liuhe Temple an old monk?" ”

"That's a family teacher!" Tang Chao hurriedly explained, "The family teacher is no longer in Liuhe Temple now, I am the new abbot!" ”

"Oh~ That's it......" The old lady suddenly realized, "The old monk has passed away?" ”

"No, no, no, the tutor is just vulgar. Now that I have been taught by my master, the Tao is profound, can you try to calculate a hexagram? The Tang Dynasty looked like a profiteer again, "If you don't want money!" ”

"Not counting!" The old lady shook her head decisively. "You are a monk, and you also say that you are profound. It's so unprofessional. ”

"Ahem." Tang Chao coughed, "What, a slip of the tongue." The little brother has just arrived, and I see that the old lady has a Buddha fate...... Don't go, hey! Aunt! Sister! Younger sister! I'm really accurate! ”

Seeing that the big flower jacket in the Northeast did not go back, Tang Chao shook his head helplessly, so he had to continue to shout: "Fortune telling!" 100 tests, no money...... Do you want to do a trigram? ”

This time, a middle-aged aunt in her fifties and slightly chubby body came.

The aunt was careful and looked up and down at Tang Dynasty several times.

"You? Fortune tellers? ”

When Tang Chao saw it, his heart suddenly became empty. I'm afraid this Nima isn't the aunt of the neighborhood committee, right?

"Forehead ......" replied with insufficient confidence: "The poor monk is the ...... of Liuhe Temple"

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by the old aunt again: "Okay, okay, you can take the ten yuan for a meal!" Be a good man, don't always be so cheated and deceived! ”

"Sister!" Tang Dynasty learned a lesson, "Sister, this is not suitable!" I'm really not a liar, I'm an authentic monk! Abbot! ”

"Monk, how can you have such a flamboyant tongue!" The aunt gave him a blank look, "If you are really a monk, what is your legal name?" ”

"Amitabha, the poor monk's name is Tang San."

"Cut! You don't look like the Dharma name, like the two dogs in our village before, as well as Li Laosi and Wang Laowu. The aunt was disdainful, and said seriously: "Young man, I see that you are also fine-skinned and tender, and you are still young, but don't go down the wrong path!" Ten dollars is not much, you have a good meal and find decent work to do! ”

After speaking, without waiting for Tang Chao to speak, he turned around and left directly.

"Alas," holding the ten yuan of the mobile phone, Tang Chao couldn't cry or laugh. "Although this aunt is a little bit of a thing, she is also a real person. Well, since I received your ten yuan, I'll help you take a look! ”

……

"Zhao Meimei, we are all waiting for you to practice dancing, why did you go?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just saw a young man on the road, and I chatted casually with people haha!"

If the Tang Dynasty was here, he would definitely be so shocked that his jaw would fall to the ground.

This Zhao Meimei is actually the aunt just now!

As soon as I heard that it was a young man, the aunt suddenly became energetic. Grabbing Aunt Zhao's wrist, he asked, "Tell me about it!" How big and small? What for? What kind of car to drive? Have a house? Are you handsome? My next door neighbor's second cousin's daughter-in-law's house happens to have a girl who doesn't have a boyfriend yet, look at ......"

"Oh, you just eat salty radishes and don't worry about it!" Aunt Zhao shook off the other party's hand sleeve, "That young man looks okay, it's just ...... The character is not good, but I still don't mention it! ”

"Alas, if the character is not good, forget it!" When the aunt heard this, she hung her head and said: "This is looking for a partner, you must find a good character, the son-in-law that my neighbor's eldest cousin's family is looking for is not good, don't you know how to ...... after marriage."

As he spoke, he heard a voice in the distance: "Auntie! Aunt! ”

The two looked back, and Aunt Zhao was surprised: "Isn't this that young man?" Why are you chasing me? ”

Tang Chao ran out of breath, and finally slowed down.

"Auntie! If something bad happens, hurry home! ”