Chapter 304: Robbery!
"Take the money"
Three simple words, full of infinite deterrence
The little couple who had been turned pale by the ghost turned pale at that time, and the face became so much that they could scare the ghost to death
The two of them began to tremble, hugging each other and shivering, looking at me very fearfully, not daring to look at it directly, lowering their heads and peeking at the corner of their eyes
The man was still a little more courageous, and said in a trembling voice: "Big brother, you, you can take whatever you see, the two of us just got married not long ago, and now I don't have a penny in savings, or I still have more than 1,000 yuan in my pocket for the remaining living expenses of this month, you can take them all, you can take whatever you like at home, as long as it doesn't hurt us, you can do whatever you want, yes, you can do whatever we want, you are free in this house, now you have the final say"
Damn, this is a robber who took me for a burglary
Does it look a lot like a robber?
Yes, I'm carrying a shiny peachwood sword that looks like a real guy, and I'm carrying a big bald head that looks like a prisoner in custody with the same shiny head, I just broke in the door, but my current clothes are very expensive, okay, more than 50,000 yuan, how can I be a successful person when I wear it, no matter from which point of view, I don't look like a poor and crazy character who is engaged in burglary
I was immediately furious, "What do you say, I'm a mage, an upright mage, not a robber and a drug dealer, how can I rob you of your money Just now I killed a ghost who harassed you and saved your life.
Before the two of them could say anything, Feng Tian exclaimed in the communicator first, "Damn, you're crazy, collect 100,000 yuan from them"
I was puzzled, "Isn't the standard charge for ghost hunting 100,000 yuan, you can earn 100,000 yuan by driving a chicken evil, I killed such a big ghost, and I still carry the danger of God's curse, it's not too much to collect 100,000 yuan from them."
Feng Tian said: "Senior brother, no wonder you couldn't make money by running a debt collection company by yourself, it's not a problem of ability, it's a problem of IQ."
Damn, I despise my IQ, and I'm a great scholar
I said, "Then how much do you say to charge, and yesterday I didn't charge less with the lawyer, why can't I charge more?"
"Great, big brother, we really don't have that much money, and we don't know any lawyers," the man replied cautiously. "Words, feelings, first, http://www.Klxsw.com
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I waved my hand and said, "Wait a minute, I didn't talk to you, we're here to discuss the price of ghost hunting." ”
The man had a hellish look on his face, looking left and right, probably looking for someone I was talking to, and after confirming that there was no one else in the room except for the three of us big living people, the hellish expression on his face was even heavier, and he was so frightened that he didn't dare to say a word.
Feng Tian said: "We hunt ghosts and exorcise evil spirits, although it is a business, but our mage still has discipline, we can't die like Liu Banxian to ask for money, we have to watch people put down dishes, ah, no, it is appropriate according to the object, if you really can't afford to pay, just charge a little symbolically." In ancient times, we were similar to the doctor's profession, if you want to be a mage, you not only have to have good means and high skills, but also have to be a person, how to be a man, of course, it is to watch people put down dishes, rich people will collect more, and people who collect less are not willing, thinking that you don't want to do your best This rich person is not going to do your best, so you can collect less, you can't pay more, even if you pay reluctantly, you won't accept your good occasionally, and from time to time you have to choose two extremely poor people to help for free, which will help spread your good reputation. Of course, word of mouth is useless these days, and there is no need to mention those who help Shenma for free. Got it."
I pondered for a moment and said, "Senior sister, every time I ask something, you will say such a lot, which makes me feel very frustrated, is there really a problem with my IQ I am older than you, and I have been in the society for at least two years, why do you know more than me and can understand everything if you see through Xueba"
Feng Tian said in a very objective tone: "Oh, what are you doing, I was taken by my father when I was a child in society, and I have seen a frog at the bottom of a well like you, so in front of me, you can feel inferior, don't be polite to me"
Damn, am I being polite, I just want to express my opinion, I don't want her to treat me like a kindergarten child, and make me feel like mud can't hold up the wall
Forget it, it's useless to talk about it now.
I looked at the two on the bed, the woman was already trembling at the corners of her mouth foaming, I guess I won't leave, I can't get it so scared to death and said: "Forget it, for your more difficult sake, the meaning is good, a thousand yuan?"
The man pointed to the living room and said, "My pants are on the sofa, and the money is in my trouser pocket, you can take it as you like."
Damn, you still think I'm a robber.
I went to the living room, took a thousand dollars from his trouser pocket, counted them in front of him, and without talking nonsense to him, I turned around and left
Tonight, this ghost catches, Zhen Nyima is not good, and if you encounter a monster, you can't make money
Now our horizons are also higher, a thousand yuan is enough to do anything, I can't add much to refuel, but I came with Q7
When I think of earning a thousand yuan in the middle of the night, and making myself look like a robber, I can't say it.
If you don't think about that, you should get down to business.
When I went downstairs and got into the car, I hurriedly asked Feng Tian: "How is it, where is she now?"
I asked Ning Wenxuan
Just now, when Feng Tian discovered a new function of that TV, Ning Wenxuan jumped out of the window sill, Feng Tian subconsciously wanted to follow to see what was going on, but found that the TV picture had been moving closely with Ning Wenxuan, and he hadn't left until now
"It's Gay Street, she just changed her robe downstairs, uh, changed into a school uniform, and broke up her bun and combed a ponytail, now look at the car. Feng Tian said, "There is a student ID card on the school uniform, I took a closer look, well, I can see it clearly, Mingcheng No. 1 Middle School is in the second class of high school, Ning Ruoxin is still a student, and she can actually organize a mage organization and become the president, amazing, and the future is a hundred times stronger than you."
I directly ignored her last sentence, "No wonder the wind is so tight, she doesn't leave, this is not the summer vacation, I really want to run away from home, that's a big deal, I'll go over and see what her situation is"
Feng Tian asked vigilantly: "What do you want to do to other people's little girls?"
I sneered, "When you dare to rob my monster when playing the game, everyone who dares to rob me is guarded by me until I dare not go online, what do you say I want to do, hehehe, the little girl's family, it's best to deal with it, uh, senior sister, I didn't mean you"
As I spoke, I started the car and was about to step on the accelerator when I heard a loud shout: "Don't move"
When I turned my head, I saw a black muzzle pointed at me through the window