(The car is still stuck in traffic on the elevated road, and I am also drunk from the traffic in Bangkok.) Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info should also be updated at the earliest, so prevent theft first. ）

(Ahem, hello everyone, I'm Lao Zhou, that spicy chicken fruit bastard is making excuses for himself again, what kind of Kawen is not time, it's just a liar.) The truth is obviously that he is lazy. Otherwise, I saw that my recent results were not very good, and I had to rely on my foreign subscription and play hunger marketing, and I would have to change this trick after a while. There should be a funny expression here. Uh,The previous ones are all in the book group.,The group number is 537129466.,Welcome everyone to join the group and mix the fruit.。 Okay, enough nonsense water, the following is the text)

An ordinary night, and an ordinary moon, all this shows that it is the same as usual, just a very ordinary nine o'clock in the evening.

However, the only thing that is not ordinary at this moment is the bar called "Siyuan", which is usually a little different.

At this time, it's going to be our male protagonist's turn - a certain hand remnant of Kavin's spicy chicken fruit mix, uh...... It's wrong, it should be Ruofan, yes, Ruofan appeared......

"Assi, what kind of ghost moves are these dances? It's twisting the waist and twisting the buttocks, just sing well on a singing stage, what kind of dance is it......? It hurts, my legs ......" Walking today looks a little unnatural Ruofan stopped on the way to work, and complained while rubbing his calves, "And that Erha, it's true that she has no brains, it's really brainless." I don't know if the flexibility of this body is not so good? What did you practice so hard yesterday? Forget about practicing dance, what kind of thing do you do with a horse, splitting legs and lowering your waist? A big man is a horse, it's really nonsense. Hiss...... It seems to have really gotten to ...... The egg hurts~~~~~~"

Ruofan, who limped to the door of the bar, was surprised to find that the bar looked completely different today than before. The bar, which used to not have many customers every night, actually lined up at the door today, and at the door, there were a few black suits checking invitations.

"Excuse me......" Ruofan asked in confusion.

A black suit with a height of almost two meters at the leader of the "invitation" stretched out his right hand to Ruofan expressionlessly, and even spoke coldly and emotionlessly. Because this black suit was too tall, Ruofan naturally saw the nameplate on his chest, which read "Lao Zhou...... (I personally made a cameo appearance╮(╯▽╰)╭)

"Uh...... Well, I'm an employee of this bar, and I'm a singer who sings here. There is no invitation. Ruofan had no choice but to reply truthfully.

"Employee, there's no invitation, do you? It was still a cold reply.

"What the hell is that? Big brother, I'm really working here. ”

"Ask your boss, today is a private party, and it's a private party. ”

Ruofan, who had no choice, had no choice but to step aside, took out his mobile phone and dialed Boss Li Yan.

"Dut...... Honk...... Hey, who's that?"

"Boss, I'm Ruofan. What the hell is the bar going to be doing today? I was stopped at the door and couldn't get in, and what kind of code did you ask me for? What the hell is that, boss?"

"Ahem...... Blame me, blame me, today I have a friend who came to Shanghai to look for me...... Cough...... It's to talk to me. He also has a lot of friends in Shanghai, so he decided to have a party at the bar in the afternoon. Big guy, you also know that there are more rules and requirements, so I chartered the venue. I didn't want to be disturbed by miscellaneous people, so I got some invitations and the like. Our own employees also need a code. What is your code...... , just talk to Lao Zhou at the door. Okay, I'm still drinking, hang up first. Honk...... Toot ......"

"Hey...... Feed...... Boss, Boss Li Yan?" Ruofan reluctantly put away his phone. "What the hell is this code?" Ruofan complained, turned around and walked towards the door of the bar.

The "code" in front of Ruofan was naturally the expressionless tall and burly black suit - Lao Zhou.

"Uh...... The code is: Fruit mix is a spicy chicken, short and weak ......" (~\(≧▽≦)/~)

Lao Zhou heard Ruofan say this ten-word code, and immediately moved a step to the side, turned sideways and said to Ruofan: "Okay, the code is correct, you can go in." ”

"I'll go, this code is really right......" Ruofan complained again and walked into the bar.

"Coming?" Li Yan said with a smile and greeted him, and said again: "Come, come with me, and introduce a few of my friends to you, they are all a group of big guys, and they also have a good relationship with your sister, and they usually play together." While talking to Ruofan, he led him to a few sofas in the corner of the bar.

"Ah Sen (the big guy in the group, Sen is a cameo), let me introduce you. This is Ruofan, Sun Xiaoxiao's younger brother, who is now temporarily singing in my bar. Ruofan, this is what I told you about coming to Shanghai from Shenzhen to find me this time...... Belch...... Find a friend to talk to. ”

"Hello, Boss Sen, I'm Ruofan. ”

"You don't have to be so polite, Ruofan, right? You and your sister Li Yan and they all call me Brother Sen, you really don't need to be so polite. Otherwise, your sister should settle accounts with me, and I want to live a few more years......"

"Okay, Brother Sen. You talk first, I'll go to work first. After Ruofan finished speaking, he nodded and gestured to Li Yan and Ah Sen, and walked towards the stage. Passing by a sofa where no one sits, he stretched out his hand and picked up a Persian cat with white and blue mandarin duck eyes (the true color of the book friend and the cheap cat).

"Cheap cat, you know how to grab the sofa. ”

"Whew"

"Cheap cat, meow one. ”

"Whew"

"Cheap cat, if you don't meow, that's like that Erha's Kanazawa."

"Whew"

"Cheap cat, you will be beaten to death sooner or later. ”

"Whew"

"Okay, it's better for you to be beaten to death, so as not to know how to grab the sofa ......" Ruofan finished speaking, and casually threw the cheap cat in his hand aside. Then, there was a "whoop......

As soon as he walked on the stage, a bar waiter handed over a small note ordering a song, Ruofan finished reading, raised the microphone, and said to the audience: "Hello everyone, I am Ruofan, I am the resident singer here, please give me more advice." The first song tonight is a Cantonese song "Blame You for Being Too Beautiful" sung by Mr. \(≧▽≦)/ Leslie Cheung (P.S. Yankong himself ordered a Cantonese song by Mr. Yankong himself, I haven't heard it, if you're interested, you can listen to it.) That's right, this is the benefit that the head of the fruit faction gives to the members~~~), Mr. Yankong hopes to use this song to express his heart for Miss Indifference, and at the same time wish Miss Indifference can always be happy. Please enjoy it, thank you. With that, the accompaniment music sounded, and Ruofan began his singing:

"Anyone can do it"

"A mouth and a face are almost the same"

……

However, at this moment, our indifferent young lady is not happy at all. Originally, the Yankong who was always pestering her was already a headache for her. Then, when he heard the song sung by Ruofan, he regretted indifferently why he didn't give his invitation letter to the unlucky kid who claimed to be a bar employee outside the door at that time, but was stopped and had to face the code to get in......

After changing no less than ten tables with a cocktail, Indifference finally gave up on the somewhat unlikely plan to get rid of the empty words around him by constantly shifting positions. First, because this Siyuan bar is really not too big, and she has almost turned around all the places she can now. Second, because Yankong was really following too closely, he also sat down next to her when she sat down, he would still follow when she got up, and he would still follow her when she walked...... However, the most critical point is that this is a party party, and our indifference will of course be wearing evening dresses, high heels and jewelry, and it is of course not convenient to move such a body, and we will be tired after tossing for a long time with indifference. （-_-#）

"Yankong, don't follow me anymore, okay?"

"No way!"

"Yankong, I don't have feelings for you, we can't be okay?"

"Not good!"

"Yankong, can you stop bothering me? Tell you, I'm in a little mood now!"

"Can't!"

While the two were having such a cordial and friendly conversation, another man walked over to the two of them, walked up to them and said hello: "Sister Leng......"

"Mo Yao, you Timo will roll the calf for me immediately, spicy fraternity, but I only know to be my empty female ticket indifferent spring dream, stirring up the world is not peaceful, many healthy websites are 404, be careful to be scolded as miserable as that spicy chicken fruit bastard!" (Students who have a trick in this sentence, please automatically claim it, thank you←_←)

"I'll say it again, empty words, I'm not your female ticket!"

"Yankong, Sister Leng will not be your female ticket, Sister Leng is mine, and I, Mo Jin, will always be Sister Leng's little follower. ”

"I said you are, you are! Indifferent, you can't refuse!" (Domineering President Fan~~~)

……

"Thank you all for liking. I don't know what kind of story is being staged in his singing, Ruofan finished singing very smoothly, and in the applause of everyone under the stage, Ruofan bowed and thanked the audience.

Ruofan took a few steps back to the edge of the stage, picked up a bottle of water and drank a few sips, moistened his throat and throat, and beckoned to the waiter on the side.

The waiter hurriedly stepped forward and handed over a note ordering a song, Ruofan glanced at the name of the song on the note, and then ......

"Poof......" sprayed the note directly, "cough...... Ahem...... What The Fxxk?KPOP version of "Nervous"?Singer: Fruit Mix?To all the bastards here?What the hell is this???

"Uh...... That one...... Hello, I'm just a fruit mix. A man (or sister paper?) who looked very poor from his appearance said with a hint of embarrassment.

"Oh, so you're a fruit bastard. No wonder......" Ruofan said with a sudden realization.

"No wonder?

"Ahem, nothing. That one...... Mr. Or (Miss OR), I'm sorry, I really can't do your request, I really can't do this song. (Ruofan inner OS: I don't want to sing if I can sing!)

"No, I heard from others that you once sang this song in this bar before you chose to come to this party. (Ruofan's heart is OS again: Can you not mention this?-_-#再说, what the hell is the Kpop version of "Worried"?)

"Uh, can you take the liberty of asking? Why did you order this song? And specifically the KPOP version. And, to ...... Belch...... All the bastards in this room?"

"It's not because of these bastards, they always scare me when there's nothing to do!"

"Huh?"

"Spicy chicken fruit mix, you are not at home at night, what kind of party do you come to my bar to attend? Do you want to ask for leave again, or are you begging which big guy to help you protect your work?

Before Boss Li Yan's words fell, several friends next to him deliberately shouted: "The update of the garbage fruit mix during this period is in the water again." ”

Guo Ming's eyes widened and he said, "Where is the water? Why do you slander my discipline out of thin air......

"What kind of festival??Some time ago, April 18th was Jessica's birthday.,But we saw your Apink who has been watering for four chapters.,Wuli Kahuang hasn't played at all, okay? ”

"Not only did your card emperor not appear, but my softness didn't show up either, okay. ”

Guoming's face turned red, the green tendons on his forehead bloomed, and he argued: "You can't count water every day...... Daily!...... Writing about Korean entertainment, can it be considered water?", "I can't help it", "I'm also desperate", etc., caused everyone to laugh, and the inside and outside of the bar were filled with happy air at once.

Ruofan listened silently beside him, and also figured out the general situation. I couldn't help but silently complain in my heart again: "It's really spicy chicken, it's really indebted!"

On this side of the stage, there is a delightful activity of mixing spicy chicken and fruit. Around the table in another corner of Siyuan Bar, there is a struggle - a struggle for honor and dignity.

"It's almost twelve o'clock, and we're going to be high...... Yawn...... "A sleepy-eyed, hat-wearing man said, and the hat had the word "Administrator" written on it, but it was the color

"Forget it, Fat Dragon. It's been a few days, and I haven't seen you bubbling at night, tsk, it's better not to call yourself a night party. ”

"Then you guys, didn't you say that you should resolutely scold that spicy chicken fruit. Now, the fruit mix is over there, why don't you follow along?"

"It's a lot, and now I'm too lazy to be so ordinary. So, we decided to write poetry to fight it. If the effect is still not good, then write a foreign scold!. Fat Dragon, what do you think?"

"Whew...... Call...... Whew......"