Tan Qingkai saw that the visitor was not good, so he had to maintain a considerable politeness, and said with a smile: "My name is Tan Qingkai, is there anything wrong with you?"

The fat girl held her head high and said, "It's okay, just ask, do you have a girlfriend?"

"No, not yet......" Tan Qingkai became more and more confused. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The fat girl stepped forward and said in an unquestioning tone, "Then you have it now." ”

Tan Qingkai was so frightened that he almost urinated on the spot, his face turned white, and he said cautiously: "Classmate, you're not joking, are you?"

"Who is kidding you, my name is Lin Mengxian, a second-year student majoring in e-commerce in the School of Business Administration. The fat girl honestly and unceremoniously pulled over the chair and sat in front of him, and shook so hard that she almost didn't collapse the chair. Jin Gui's limited edition orange 6S mobile phone slapped on the table: "How many are your phone numbers, Z letter numbers, and fat goose numbers, I'll add you as friends." ”

It seems that if Tan Qingkai bursts out of his teeth, there will be a tendency to cross the corpse on the spot.

The word "dream fairy" is so ethereal and beautiful, it really has nothing to do with the girl's size.

In fact, Tan Qingkai looks pretty good, his demeanor is gentle, his face is white and clean, his hair is neat, and he is especially full of white teeth when he laughs, which is very pleasing to girls. There's nothing wrong with it, it's just that I'm addicted to the Internet, always complaining that I can't get a girlfriend, but I never dare to really pursue it, and I can only talk about it on paper.

This is also a common problem of most otaku, when they see a rich man, they complain that they are from a bad background, when they see a handsome guy, they complain that their parents' genes are not good enough, and when they see a beautiful woman, they complain that the other party will only find a rich godfather. The ability to fantasize is unparalleled, but he rarely really practices it, and he can only waste his years on the Internet, so that he wastes his years and becomes an infatuated man and a woman.

Tan Qingkai used all his strength to suppress the urge to flee the door, and looked at Song Baojun for help.

If Song Baojun's thirty-two personality was stupid before he woke up, Tan Qingkai was even more unbearable than him. Usually sitting in front of the computer for a long time, his thinking is numb, and when he meets the opposite sex, regardless of whether he is old or young, beautiful or ugly, he will stutter, which is also one of the reasons why he was demoted to the same treatment as Song Baojun by other classmates.

"Say, don't you want to give?" asked the fat girl Lin Mengxian again.

Song Baojun smiled, opened a beer and poured a glass for everyone, and said, "Lin Mengxian, right, like our handsome guy Tan Qingkai?"

Lin Mengxian smacked his wine glass, and with a bang, a golden liquid poured out, "Hey, don't you intervene first?"

Tan Qingkai trembled in his heart, and said secretly: "Grandpa, please don't make trouble." ”

Song Baojun didn't care at all, and said with a smile: "I think you have a good eye, and you actually fell in love with the great talent of our liberal arts class." You must be very proud in your heart, you are an upright girl who 'would rather take from the straight than seek from the song'. ”

Sure enough, no one didn't like to be touted, and Lin Mengxian finally moved his gaze to his side: "What do you want to express?"

Song Baojun calmly felt the fat girl's pig-like gaze, picked up a chopstick steak and put it in his mouth, and said while chewing: "Judging from your performance, I know that you must have never been in love, because you are very demanding and have your own specific selection conditions for the opposite sex." Those vulgar and oily-haired sissy boys won't get into your eyes. added a sentence in his heart: "It's strange to be so fat, it's strange to have a man chasing after you." ”

Lin Mengxian's face softened a lot, and said, "Yes, that's right, I have high requirements for boys." ”

"Since your vision is extraordinary, then according to the method of logical reasoning and counterproof, the man you fancy is absolutely outstanding and there will be no mistake. ”

Lin Mengxian nodded violently, and these words really went to his heart.

Song Baojun pointed at Tan Qingkai's nose with chopsticks and continued: "Look at our great talent, the heavenly court is full, the nose is straight and the mouth is wide, the eyebrows are thick and the eyes are big, and the appearance does not dare to say ninety, eighty is there. Especially that shy smile, I don't know how many girls are confused. ”

Lin Mengxian really wanted to pat his thigh to agree, but he felt that this move was indecent, so he hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, I think he looks good with a smile." ”

Song Baojun said: "Appearance is not the only condition for choosing a person, Tan Qingkai is also recognized as the 'prince of prose poetry' in our Chinese department, and the poems he writes are like bright morning stars, which have been published in many newspapers and magazines in China, and suitors sent by female readers fill our dormitory." There was a poem that reads: 'My dear friend, as I listen to the waves, I feel the thoughts of your silent love countless times in the deep twilight of this shore'. ”

Quietly put a small poem by the Indian poet Rabindranath Tagore on Tan Qingkai's head, wondering how a student of business administration could recognize such an obscure poem.

Lin Mengxian couldn't move her buttocks, her eyes burst out with bright brilliance, she looked at Tan Qingkai almost dementedly, wiped away the saliva that flowed out and said, "It's so well written, it's so beautiful." ”

"Your vision proves that the man in front of you is not in vain. Song Baojun knocked on the table to wake up Lin Mengxian who was in a dream: "But you rushed here and asked for the phone number viciously, I'm afraid this is not a proper attitude, right?"

Lin Mengxian was praised by a series of attacks in a vague hint and a disguised manner, and finally understood what he was trying to express, his fat face turned red first, and he picked his nostrils and hesitated: "Then what should I do?"

Song Baojun raised his glass: "Let's do this cup first, let you and our talented Tan Qingkai get acquainted again, okay?"

Lin Mengxian's aggressive posture was eliminated, he raised his cup and drank it dry, showing the bottom of the cup and said, "That, I'm sorry, I was too offended before." ”

Tan Qingkai was speechless, so he had to toast together.

Song Baojun said: "Why are you still stunned, hurry up and exchange phone numbers and fat goose numbers with our fairy girls." ”

Tan Qingkai secretly thought that if he didn't give it, he might not be able to get out of this door, so he had to say a string of alphanumeric combinations.

Lin Mengxian was satisfied, put away her phone and said, "Forget it tonight, I still have to talk to my sisters, and I will make an appointment tomorrow, you have to make sure that you set aside time for me tomorrow night." And you, what's your name? I think you're quite good at speaking, better than the tutors in our college. The last sentence was a question to Song Baojun.

"Thank you Xianxian girl for the compliment, my name is Song Baojun, a non-famous otaku in the Chinese department. ”

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