Chapter 26: Single Loop
"Let me take a look at the ants. Yun Kang stepped forward, like a curious baby, staring into the soup bowl.
Sure enough, there were a few ants in each of the two soup bowls, which had been soaked to death in the noodle soup with chili peppers, and the corpses were floating on the surface of the soup, looking like a few black spots, which was really disgusting.
Where did these two get the ants?
Yun Kang looked down at the bottom of the table, and saw that there was a group of ants busy moving in the gap in the stone floor.
Yun Kang raised his eyes to look at the bald head and yellow hair, and saw that their small bodies were thin, and their eyes were sly, glancing left and right, like two little eunuchs, not a man.
The two gangsters didn't dare to provoke them, so they could only bully the weak women and children, pretend to be uncles in front of women, arrogant and domineering, and act as a prestige, he despised such a guy the most.
"Dude, come over and take a closer look, what is not an ant in this bowl?" The bald head saw Yun Kang squinting and walked over, thinking that he was curious to join in the fun, raised his hand and pointed to the soup bowl, and said confidently: "The boss lady is in a black-hearted business, and if she doesn't lose money to Lao Tzu today, this matter will not be over." ”
The guests who were eating at the nearby stalls heard the noise and turned their heads to see the excitement. Clear-eyed people look out of the doorway, these two boys are not a good thing, and they go to the small vendors here to slander people.
The proprietress mother and daughter must be in trouble, and if they get into trouble with such a ruffian, it will be endless. The little gangsters are the most bullying the weak and afraid of the hard, so they lied to it once, fueling arrogance, and they have to come next time.
Everyone sympathized with the proprietress and the mother and daughter, but no one dared to stand up and meddle in their affairs, for fear of retaliation by the thugs. As soon as the diners heard the bald heads shouting loudly, they quickly moved away and sat away from the stalls, each holding their own rice bowls, twisting their bodies to watch the excitement.
"Ants are a good thing, specializing in the treatment of hypochondriasis, epilepsy, impotence, hair loss, kidney deficiency, and small bald heads, just right for you, don't waste it." Yun Kang stretched out his hand, clasped the bald wrist veins tightly, and said lightly: "Be quick and drink the rest of the soup." ”
There is an acupuncture point called "Envoy" on the wrist vein, which runs through the road of heart and lungs, like a ghost and god stationed, so it has an alias called "Ghost Road". Yunkang used his fingers to pinch the acupuncture points on the bald wrist to block the ghost road, which immediately made his limbs numb, palpitations and pain, chest tightness and breathlessness, and life was worse than death.
"Uh!" The bald wrist tightened, and he felt like he was being pinched by iron pliers, and he couldn't pull it out with force.
Soon there was a pain that tore and swallowed all over the body, and the heart seemed to be pinched into a ball, and I couldn't breathe evenly, and I wanted to shout for help, but I couldn't do anything, and the sound I made was like a moan.
"Let go, let go...... Help me. His face was pale, cold sweat broke out on his bald head, and his whole body trembled into a sieve.
"Don't waste it, drink up the noodle soup, didn't you hear me?" Yun Kang squinted at him, and said unhurriedly with a force in his hand.
The bald heart twitched suddenly, feeling that he was about to die, and nodded again and again: "I'll drink, I'll drink!" What's so difficult about drinking a bowl of ant soup, as long as you give him a way to live, let him drink ten bowls willingly.
With trembling legs, he picked up the soup bowl with one hand and drank the rest of the noodle soup along with the ants.
What is the taste of ant soup, he can't care about tasting it, his eyes look at Yunkang, a handful of snot and tears, and cry out: "I, I'm done drinking, begging, begging the eldest brother to let go." ”
Yun Kang has a strong hand and a strong force, even if there are two more bald heads and yellow hair, he is not his opponent.
The bald head has realized this, the combat effectiveness of the two sides is not at the same level, people are masters, and they are weak scumbags, no matter how they jump, they are also seconded.
He planned that as soon as Yun Kang let go, he would quickly turn his head and flee, and when he saw this evil star in the future, he would definitely hide far away.
"Little bald head, the show hasn't finished yet, master, I turned around a few times, and it was easy to catch a slanderer, I haven't played enough, I can't let go so quickly." Yun Kang said with a smile, and as soon as he exerted his hand, his bald heart twitched again.
"Oh my god, it hurts me. The bald head was moaning, tears and snot running down his face.
Yun Kang caught people and went to death, completely ignoring the inner feelings of the bald head, making him cry out for the sky, calling the earth and the earth ineffective, and fainting in pain.
"Tell everyone what mistakes you made, and then apologize to the proprietress and be sincere. Yun Kang picked up his bald head and asked him to stand in the middle of the stall, facing the people eating around him.
When the onlookers saw it, their eyes were about to pop out, this young man even dared to clean up the gangsters, what a hero in the new era. "Okay, clap!" someone shouted, and a group of people followed suit and clapped their hands, "Tell me about the crime, what mistakes have been made." ”
The bald head just wants Yun Kang to let go, and it's okay for him to admit his mistake and apologize. He nodded hurriedly and bowed to Xiao Xiao's mother: "Auntie, I'm sorry, I was wrong, I shouldn't have caught ants and threw them into the noodles......"
Yun Kang's ruthless move had completely destroyed his willpower, leaving him with no heart to resist.
Seeing so many people watching, since the bald head admitted her mistake, she didn't want to make a big deal out of it, so she immediately waved her hand and said, "Forget it, just don't do it again in the future." ”
In fact, it's just two bowls of noodles, as long as they don't slander people, even if they eat it for nothing, it doesn't matter.
"Do you dare to do it again in the future?" Yun Kang strengthened his hand, pinched his bald head and grinned, and he sobbed and said, "Don't dare, don't dare anymore." Auntie, I didn't bring money out today, I really didn't mean to, you forgive me, I was wrong, woo woo-"
The bald man's inner defense completely collapsed, and the more he thought about it, the more aggrieved he became, didn't he just lose money in gambling and couldn't eat when he was hungry, so he came up with this trick? Woo woo, I can't even eat, it's really miserable!
Seeing that the bald head was grinning and crying, Xiao Xiao's mother felt even more panicked, and hurriedly said: "If you don't bring money, you say you didn't bring money, and it's nothing to eat a bowl of noodles on credit, don't do it again in the future." ”
Yun Kang let go of his bald head that was twitching all over, threw himself on the small stool, and scolded: "Look at your bear-like appearance, is it reasonable to come out to bully people? Next time I touch it, my arm will be broken for you!"
When Huang Mao saw this situation, he knew that he had encountered hard stubble, and if he didn't slip away quickly, it would be his turn to be abused.
Glancing at him secretly, I saw him shrinking and squatting next to the small bench and shaking, as if he had air in but not out, and Huang Mao was so frightened that he was sweating. You don't want to have face, you can not talk about righteousness, and you have to keep your little life.
As soon as Huang Mao's eyes rolled, he turned around and wanted to run.
Yun Kang was staring at him with the rest of his eyes, how could he let him escape so easily, he grabbed Huang Mao's back collar with his hand, and ordered: "And you, drink the soup first, and then go and apologize to the proprietress." ”
The mastermind of the slander is bald, and Huang Mao is an accomplice, Yun Kang saw that he was too thin and weak, he was so skinny that he fell down when the wind blew, and he fainted when he pinched his veins.
So just force him to drink ant soup and scold a few more words. If the punishment is too much, knock him out and die. Instead of being a living Lei Feng, he became a bully who bullied the weak.
Huang Mao is less bold than the bald head, but he is also more good at looking at the eyes, seeing that Yunkang pulled him back, he knew that he couldn't escape, so he simply stood honestly, put his hands on the trouser lines on both sides, and took the initiative to admit his mistake.
He squeezed out a sad expression on his face, nodded and said, "Big brother, I know it's wrong, I won't dare to do it again in the future, beg my eldest brother to give me a chance to mend my ways." I'm not in good health, I'm from taking medicine, my family is poor, I'm helpless, this ant soup ...... You don't have to drink it. ”
Yunkang picked up the remaining bowl of ant soup from the table and sent it to him: "You don't give me long-winded, ant soup is a big tonic left by the ancestors, it is suitable for you to drink if you are not in good health and have no support." ”
This trick is called repaying the other body in the other way, and when you come out to mix, you must be conscious, and the debt you owe will be repaid sooner or later.
Huang Mao knew that if he didn't drink this soup today, he would have to end up with a bald head. Since the bald head can drink it, he can also endure the humiliation.
I think Han Xin was humiliated by his crotch back then, and then he didn't become a general! Damn, isn't it just a bowl of ant soup, just drink it, whoever is afraid of whom, it's better than letting him drink Meng Po soup.
Huang Mao stubbornly picked up the soup bowl, closed his eyes and drank it with a grunt.
"Ahem!" accidentally choked on the chili pepper in his throat, and couldn't help coughing violently, thinking that he had just drunk ant soup, he immediately bent down, and was so disgusted that he wanted to vomit.
The onlookers applauded when they saw the two thugs stealing chickens and rice. The bald head and yellow hair's intestines are about to regret it, and they cover their heads with their sleeves and squat on the ground without saying a word, which is also too embarrassing.
At noon time, there are more and more people in the snack street, and people who come and go see the stalls selling beef noodles lively, and they are not too crowded to surround them.
"Dude, what's going on inside?" The outermost person couldn't see the situation, and jumped to his feet in a hurry, and couldn't help but ask the person next to him.
"It's really nice to catch two who slander people and teach them a good lesson. The person next to him replied with a smile.
"I know those two guys, one with a bald head and one with yellow hair, who often do things around here. An aunt said indignantly.
"That's right, last time, they ate my twenty lamb skewers for nothing, and left without paying. The middle-aged uncle who set up the mutton kebab stall also counted their crimes.
"Well, they stole my grapes. The young man who bought the fruit said with a disdainful face.
"Oh yes, I saw them stealing your bananas that day, and I didn't dare to snort, nor did I dare to sue you. An aunt next to him whispered.
"Turtle grandson, stealing grapes and bananas, you really owe it to clean up. The young man was annoyed, no wonder he always threw fruit, and they stole it.
"Aren't you done cleaning up, what are these two boys doing in there?" someone asked curiously.
"Don't you know, the two of them sing to make money, and they sing ugly. A man said with a wink.
"Why do you sing and make money?" a few people asked with their eyes widened.
"They ate the beef noodles of the proprietress's house, and they didn't give any money, so they sang to make money from beef noodles. Everyone giggled.
The stalls of the small basket house were full, all of them were eating noodles and watching the excitement, "Boss, two more bowls of beef noodles, a bottle of beer, and four dishes of side dishes." "You can also watch a performance for free when you eat a small stall, it's really sour, and no one cares about eating more bowls of noodles and ordering a few more dishes.
Xiaoluo's mother and daughter are busy with their work, and they earn more money from a meal at noon today than they all earn in three days combined.
In the open space next to the beef noodle stall, the bald head and the yellow hair squatted on the ground side by side, grabbed their ears with their hands, twisted their upper bodies, shook their heads and played the rhythm, and were singing hard: "I picked up a penny on the side of the road and handed it to the policeman's uncle, who took the money and nodded his head at me, and I said happily, goodbye, uncle!"
They each placed an empty bowl in front of them, waiting for the onlookers to throw money inside.
If you don't have enough money for 30 yuan of beef noodles, you have to keep singing. They felt that their lives were so miserable that they were reduced to singing on the streets. The point is that after singing for a long time, there are only a few steel hammers in the bowl, which is less than five yuan.
It's hard to make money, the bald head wails in his heart, Dad,
Sitting next to Yun Kang, with his long legs crossed together, supervising them, whoever dares not to perform seriously will not make money, so the single song will be played on a loop, and never stop.
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