Chapter 22 Three catties of hot flight
In addition to the one Jiang Cheng found, Xu Changbin found a small wireless monitor in the kitchen and bathroom, and then used some kind of detector to fumble around for a while, and after confirming that there was none, he disassembled Jiang Cheng's desktop computer and checked it carefully.
In the course of two hours, the whole room filled with smoke where the two men were already smoking.
"Speak up." Xu Changbin threw those monitors on the computer desk and said: "Actually, there is no need to be sneaky, I turned off these monitors, and people will know immediately, the problem now is not this, but ...... Ahem, why do you smoke so hard, one after another. ”
Jiang Cheng rested on the table with his legs crossed, lying on the seat like an uncle, took a puff of cigarette beautifully, and said with a confused look: "Recently, someone didn't let me smoke." ”
Xu Changbin instantly understood, in the past two hours, he had found too many traces of female cohabitants here, and suddenly smiled and said: "Hey, it's different to have a girlfriend, take care of your bones, sister-in-law is very strict?" ”
Jiang Cheng thought that when Xiang Li first arrived at his house, he saw him smoking, and almost burned his eyebrows, and sighed: "It's not your sister-in-law." ”
Xu Changbin thought for a while, and knew it clearly: "That's the robe friend!" Yes, Jiang Cheng, long-term cooperation with friends! They all live together. While talking, he wandered around the room like ADHD, and when he saw the underwear hanging on the balcony, he was stunned and said with a smile: "The underwear you wear is quite conservative, it can't be old, right?" ”
"Don't talk nonsense." Jiang Chengzhi got up, took a monitor and looked at it, frowned, and said, "Seriously, is this really a bugging?" Am I being wiretapped? ”
"Yes, to be serious, the problem now is not this, this is indeed a serious monitor, wireless, much better than the current police standard, the battery in it should be enough for a week." Xu Changbin walked over, grabbed Jiang Cheng's shoulders with both hands, and his small eyes were sharp: "The question now is, how can you be monitored?" Did you commit something? Brother, should I kill my relatives now? ”
Jiang Cheng hasn't thought about whether it's appropriate to tell him about Xiang Ya yet, and it is estimated that he will not believe it for a while, so naturally he can't tell Xu Changbin his conjecture, scratching his head, and can only say: "Don't you know me, I usually don't dare to run a red light, do you dare to break the law?" ”
Xu Changbin didn't relent: "Then you can explain." ”
"If I tell you, maybe I'm too handsome and dazzling, attracting crazy suitors, and after I refused, the other party put a monitor in my home in frenzy, eager to know my every move, even if it's a burp after a meal, a loud stinky fart......" Jiang Cheng looked at him sideways: "Do you believe it?" ”
Xu Changbin looked at him quietly and said solemnly: "Please don't make this kind of analogy, I was just rejected by a woman some time ago." ”
Jiang Cheng patted him on the shoulder and said comfortingly: "Victory and defeat are a common thing in soldiers, why should a husband have no wife...... Have I said this to you since junior high school? ”
Xu Changbin shook off his hand: "Don't open the topic, give me a convincing reason." ”
Jiang Cheng groaned for a while, and originally wanted to throw the pot on Sun Yuntao, but Xu Changbin had also been bullied by him before, and he knew more information relatively well, so in order to avoid trouble, he said: "I suspect that a colleague who does real estate is a ghost." ”
Xu Changbin is not stupid, "a real estate ...... I don't know where to get a high-spec monitor that can only last for a maximum of three weeks, and then secretly open your lock, sneak into your door, and secretly make holes in every corner...... Even if he could do everything, what did he want? Eavesdropping on your night bang? ”
Jiang Cheng decided to refuse to explain: "So I don't know, so I want to find out who it is!" For what! Do you have an idea? ”
Xu Changbin seemed to think of something when he said this, "Come, give my brother a go." ”
He wanted to pull Jiang Cheng up from the computer chair, but found that he couldn't pull it, so he pushed Jiang Cheng and the chair aside, then turned on the computer, crackled and pulled out the manager page to check something, and after a while, he said, "There is." Your computer has also been planted as a Trojan horse. ”
Jiang Cheng leaned over to look at it and asked, "Trojan, that means I'm being monitored on the Internet, right?" ”
Xu Changbin nodded: "That's it, but I think you can start with the Trojan horse, and some hackers with a better level can go to his grandmother's house." ”
Jiang Cheng asked, "You can't do it?" ”
"I can't." Xu Changbin shook his head, then reacted and said hurriedly: "Your uncle's is not good!" Can't speak! But this thing, I'm not in this field, I know a little bit about the skin, if you really want to look up, you have to find a professional. ”
Jiang Cheng knew that he said this, he must have a candidate in his heart, "Then introduce me to it." ”
Xu Changbin thought about it, his face fell, he looked very much like a poor monkey who was a street performer, and said discouragedly: "The relevant master, I know one, but she broke my heart, and I don't want to contact her anymore." ”
Jiang Cheng felt some taste: "Female? ”
"Ang, a woman, or a beauty, but a little younger." Xu Changbin touched his chin and said with a bitter face: "I really don't want to look for her, but I mustered up a lot of courage, but what did she say, I treat you as a friend, why do you really want to fall in love with me?" I thought she looked quite open, those little thin legs, that little short skirt ......"
Jiang Cheng couldn't help but snap his fingers twice in front of his eyes and help him turn around: "Hey! Hey! Don't think about it, I have to find out who is spying on me right now, I can't delay, whether that friend of yours is reliable or not, if you are reliable, please help me contact it quickly. ”
Xu Changbin was unwilling, and was coaxed and persuaded by Jiang Chenglian for a long time, so he reluctantly made a phone call, but the other party turned off the phone, and he spread his hands: "This is not to blame brother, right?" No way. ”
Jiang Cheng suggested: "You must have her WeChat, send WeChat to try." ”
Xu Changbin heaved: "Even if there is, how do you know that after she rejected me, I didn't block her." ”
"You're not that kind." Jiang Cheng urged: "Send a message quickly and ask her if she can help with this." ”
"When the master is developed, I will definitely kill the people you know me so well." Xu Changbin sent a message with black lines all over his head.
Then wait for the other person's reply.
While waiting, Jiang Cheng asked with some curiosity: "You said that you were rejected some time ago, I didn't expect it to be a female hacker, how did you know you?" ”
"I met at the Comic Con, and at that time I appeared in Iron Man's armor, which attracted thousands of ......" Before Xu Changbin finished speaking, Jiang Cheng answered: "The eyes of thousands of dicks." ”
"Don't interject!" Xu Changbin pushed him angrily, and then looked confused again: "Attracted the attention of thousands of dicks and fan girls, and then I saw her through the surging crowd." ”
"She cosplayed Asuka at the time, I swear, it was the most beautiful Asuka I've ever seen, the orange wig, lining her face snow-white, the small waist, the small legs, were vividly outlined by the orange tights......"
"As a senior old master of ceremonies, I still have a certain authority in language, and I must correct you." Jiang Chengyi interrupted him rhetorically: "That's not how it is used. ”
"Oh, you are less verbose, let me tell you, she is definitely a rare beautiful girl, white and tender, pure natural porcelain doll." Xu Changbin's eyes lit up and he said.
Jiang Chengyi went back: "How do you know it's all natural?" ”
Xu Changbin waved his hand: "Because she is not yet eighteen years old...... It can't be rectified. ”
Jiang Cheng almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood: "Minor?!" What do you want to do, you beast! So how old is she? ”
"It seems to be a sophomore in high school, and I guess I'm seventeen years old." Xu Changbin lit another cigarette and said with a dance: "It's not that you haven't seen her, you don't know, this girl is really smart, it's not me who blows, buddy has lived for twenty-five years since he was a child, and I haven't been in contact with the stars and artists on TV, so it doesn't matter, besides, I haven't seen anyone who looks better than her, I believe you don't either, I'll leave the words here today, even if it takes another twenty-five years, I won't see a girl who looks better than her!" Suppose there is! I, Xu Changbin, am willing to eat three catties of Xiang! ”
Jiang Cheng was shocked, he didn't know what to say, and a strong curiosity surged in his heart.
At this moment, the sound of a key opening the door sounded.
Then Xiang Li's voice came in: "Ahem, Jiang Cheng!" What have you done! Why is the smell of smoke so strong! She put down the food she had just bought on the dining table, pushed open the bedroom door, and said angrily, "I told you from the beginning...... Got guests? ”
She opened the door and saw that in addition to Jiang Cheng, there was also a lean man in the room, out of the etiquette she had learned since childhood, she felt that it was better not to be too fierce in front of outsiders, so she swallowed the rest of the words back.
Xu Changbin was already dumbfounded, and even Jiang Cheng, who had been staying with Xiang Li recently, was also dumbfounded.
Xiang Ya went out today and changed her clothes, but she was still very elegant and tidy, wearing a loose pure white mid-sleeved T-shirt on the upper body, and a dark over-the-knee skirt underneath, her face was still not powdered, her long hair was casually tied behind her head, and two locks of bangs hung down from her forehead, she was very pure and dressed, but maybe it was because of Xiang Li's delicate and sharp eyebrows and eyes, or maybe she was a tall figure of one meter seven, and she had an amazing goddess aura when she stood there.
Xu Changbin thought of what he said a moment ago, and turned his head to look at Jiang Cheng.
Jiang Cheng held back a smile and stretched out his hand to point ahead: "The toilet is there, but there is no ready-made Rexiang for the time being, I will make it for you after dinner." ”