1. "Didn't your master always tell you to get married quickly and avoid disasters or something? If she wasn't a goddess, then I would be the kindest psychiatrist." ”

When a person who collects thousands of people in an hour says something like this, everyone laughs, but Liumei is very serious.

"It's true, although my master has a lot of research on metaphysics, but in her own words, metaphysics itself is the embodiment of unknown higher science, and she herself often says that life and death are destined to be married, and everything else is changing. More often than not, she taught me to go with the flow, such as pregnancy, and my master told me not to be too nervous, and not to believe those who have not. ”

Xiao Qianle was happy, "In the final analysis, these old ladies in our family are not as educated as a cultivator, regardless of whether they are literate or not, and together they are not as transparent as a cultivator." ”

The most superstitious people are those who have no taboos.

The little sisters played cards for a while, and suddenly the door opened, and Xiaoqian's mother muttered into the house, and everyone looked back and was shocked.

Xiao Qian covered her mouth in surprise and pointed to her mother's head.

"Mom, what's wrong with your hair?!"

Originally, Xiao Qian's mother had long hair combed all over the back of her head, but after a while, she became short hair, wearing Liao Fugui's down jacket, Fugui wore a sweater into the house and sneezed, Xiao Qian's mother carried the flaming red down jacket she originally wore on her body, and her clothes also burned a big hole, and her hands flew out when she moved.

Liumei saw that her husband was frozen like this, so she was busy dragging him in the house and pouring hot tea for him, what the hell is going on?

"Don't mention it, there are many people who burn incense, and the old woman behind her hands trembled like a sieve and came out to worship, I was thinking about what to do with this hand trembling like this, I was thinking about it, I smelled a smell of paste, and I also asked you Uncle Liao, I said that the incense in this temple is prosperous, and there is the smell of burning incense everywhere. ”

Xiao Qian's mother said angrily, and Liao's father followed.

"As soon as your mother finished speaking, I saw smoke coming out of her head..."

That picture is just too much.

"What's even more hateful is that there is a little hairy head in front of me, who actually pointed at me and said, look, someone has cultivated to become an immortal! I cultivated his uncle's claws, and the old lady with trembling hands gave me a fever!"

This sounds like a pretty sad story, but being described by Xiaoqian's mother so vividly, everyone thought it was funny, and they were embarrassed to laugh out loud in front of Xiaoqian, so they could only bow their heads and endure it.

Emma, that's funny!

"Then how did you put out the fire? didn't burn the meat, did you?" Xiao Qian hurriedly asked.

"People have long been prepared with water and fire extinguishers in the temple, it is said that every year there will be people who burn their hair and roast their clothes because of the peak of incense, and the water will splash on me as soon as it is a hula, and the people in the temple also say, female donor, you are going to be on fire this year, bah! I will fire his uncle!"

Everyone wanted to laugh but couldn't, and the stone that could speak well was busy playing the round.

"Auntie, you have broken a little fortune to avoid a catastrophe, from now on, get rid of all bad luck, and the rest is a good thing. ”

Xiaoqian's mother loves to hear this, and immediately turned her anger into laughter.

"You can believe this kind of chicken soup for the soul without any theory, and in the final analysis, my mother brought it upon herself. ”

The daughter-in-law gave Xiaoqian's mother a smile in one sentence.

"No, this kind of talk is like 'tomorrow will be better', it is all paralyzing poisonous chicken soup, in fact, this thing can be avoided, who let you pick the most people to go? You just go, you have to pick the old lady with trembling hands in front of the improvisation, you won't hide a little? If you are burned, the gods and Buddhas of the people who complain about the people do not bless you, you say that there are so many people in the world, and they are not very good to use the gods and Buddhas to bless you with such a head?"

"Emma, I'm so angry!" "Xiao Qian's mother was choked and couldn't get off the stage, usually the girl was angry with her, she could still pinch twice without pain or itching, and now that the girl has a baby, it is really expensive, she can't beat or scold, she can only complain to her wife.

"Wife, quickly bring my salvia dripping pills, no, I can't get angry again!"

"Okay, okay, don't be evil with me, hurry up and take a hot shower and change your clothes, I'm not angry with you." ”

Xiao Qian waited for her mother to enter the house, and then muttered in a low voice, "See, the menopausal old lady has evolved the skill of pretending to be sick, and I feel that the whole world owes her an Oscar when she covers her heart." ”

Everyone was amused by Xiao Qian, and Father Liao also smiled and shook his head, "What can you two do, pinch when you meet, and think about it if you don't see it, your mother will talk to you more than ten times a day at home, and you will quarrel when you come." ”

"It's okay, we've all been like this for so many years. Xiaoqian has long been accustomed to this way of getting along with her mother, "Fugui, are you okay?"

Fugui sneezed, and everyone laughed at him.

"If you want me to say, your daughter is not as rich as others, and when they saw that I was splashed with water, they quickly put on my coat and led me down the mountain to cut my hair, you girl knows that it sours me!"

Xiao Qian stuck out her tongue at him, slightly, her hair was burned and she didn't hurry up and take a shower!

"Actually, if you want me to say, as long as the relationship arrives, what biological and non-biological are all the same, and the relationship is the same. The stone looked sharply at Xiao Panpan, who had been playing with the beauty on the side, and hurriedly added.

Xiaoqian's mother reacted at this time, Panpan is still there, the one she just said is a little inappropriate, and she hurriedly retracted her head and hid in the house to take a bath.

The atmosphere was a little awkward, and everyone's attention was on Panpan, for fear that the child would listen to it.

Pan Pan didn't raise his head, hugged the beauty and seemed to say to himself, "Beauty, who are your parents? My father's name is Yu Mingyi, I am numb and cold, and my little brother who is about to be born is called Yu Yiri, and my name is Yu Yibai!"

Others can't hear it, but Xiaoqian and the freshman class are clear, this child is very confident now, he said that these are actually to reassure the adults, and change the law to tell everyone that he is not as fragile and sensitive as he imagined.

Xiao Qian nodded approvingly to the freshman, "You did a good job." ”

At the beginning, the freshman chose to tell the child part of the truth, and then he and the second brother loved Panpan a lot, and the psychological shadow of this child disappeared little by little, it is not easy for ordinary children to raise like this, not to mention Panpan, a child with special genes.

Of course, the credit for this must be remembered in the freshman year, she poured too much maternal love into Panpan, filling the scars in the child's heart.

"It's so good to get your praise-" The freshman was a little embarrassed to be praised by Xiao Qian, and was about to say a few polite words, but she felt that her body was hot, and her face turned red when she brushed it.

What's the situation?

Could it be that Mr. Qian praised him for two words and peed his pants happily? !