Chapter 213: Call Sister Sheng to listen
Long Ya snorted coldly: "Apologize to Na Bichi? Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”
Pang Yuhan frowned vigorously: "You can't even do the most basic respect for women, you don't deserve to be a man! Remember, I won't let you succeed in the game, you will definitely make a big ugly! I will beat you in front of the whole school audience, let everyone know what will happen if you offend me!"
Song Baojun stood in front of him with a cigarette butt in his mouth, the white mist spewed out, and his eyes were unscrupulous, making Pang Yuhan look creepy.
Tan Qingkai took something from the bathroom and handed it over: "Brother Jun, the soap you want." ”
Song Baojun took the soap and threw it in front of Pang Yuhan, and said with a gloomy smile: "Cute little boy, help my brother pick up a soap, I don't care about your rude words and deeds this time." ”
The Condor Heroes brand soap emitted a faint fragrance and slid to Pang Yuhan's feet.
Everyone burst into laughter, especially Tan Qingkai and a few boring people leaned forward and back, and tears burst out on the spot.
Pang Yuhan's face changed several times in a row, and he said in a deep voice: "You will definitely pay the price for humiliating me! I will let you lose very badly on the basketball court!"
"I'll tell you the truth, when we were fighting with Japan over the Diaoyu Islands, Vietnam suddenly jumped out and said that the Diaoyu Islands belong to Japan, and if we don't return the Diaoyu Islands to Japan, Vietnam will immediately bulldoze the South China Sea drilling platform. I don't know what you think?" said Song Baojun Shi Shiran with a smile.
Pang Yuhan held back for a long time and roared angrily: "I, I...... Eh! How can the love of men and women be confused with national politics!"
Song Baojun pointed at him and said: "The affairs of Long Ya and Huo Caifeng are not your turn, there are no guys in the world who have made mistakes and will not be punished, this society needs a just order, regardless of men and women! Today's ball game, our Chinese department may lose, but your body will also be seriously injured!"
These words have greatly challenged Pang Yuhan's values, and he said indignantly: "Then wait and see." He turned and walked away, stepping on the soap.
With a snort, the soap dragged out a long trace, Pang Yuhan couldn't control the momentum at all, his feet suddenly slipped away, and he fell on all fours.
The dormitory burst into laughter and filled the air with joy.
Pang Yuhan got up in embarrassment, and said angrily: "You remember it for me!" blushing and hurriedly ran away.
Song Baojun waved his hand at everyone: "It's all scattered, it's all scattered, go back and prepare quickly." ”
Everyone went back to their dormitories to change their clothes. Come out and see, the style is uneven, Long Ya is still a set of AC Milan football sportswear, Rong Chuanlin is a high imitation version of the American Rockets, Guo Jun simply has no jersey, just an elastic vest and a wide beach shorts, Tan Qingkai has no sneakers, only a pair of travel shoes that talk about the meaning of the table. Others are already like this, not to mention Song Baojun in a white shirt, black trousers and black leather shoes.
Just as he was about to teach everyone a few words, a sneer came from the door of the dormitory: "Yo, just rely on your motley army of cats, dogs and dogs, and you are embarrassed to play games?"
The sound is crisp and pleasant, but the content is not so good.
Everyone surprisingly didn't refute, but their faces were a little red, because when they heard the voice, they knew that it was none other than Liu Xiyue, the head of the class.
Song Baojun didn't look back: "Sister Liu, what are your intentions in sneaking into the boys' dormitory? If I hadn't taken precautions in advance, I'm afraid that my virgin body would have been peeped clean by you." ”
"Tut-tut!" Liu Xiyue probed her brain at the door, saw everyone's eyes focused on herself, and hurriedly walked into the dormitory with serious square steps, "It's going to be a game today, look at how you prepare? If it weren't for my sister, I received the news temporarily, I wouldn't have known that your game was about to start! Dressed like this, is it funny to go up?"
In addition to Lin Mengxian and the female committee member of the student union who inspected the hygiene, this 611 dormitory is the first time that a girl has stepped in, especially a big beauty like Liu Xiyue.
With a gust of fragrant wind, Tan Qingkai and the others were extremely excited, and quietly stuffed their dirty underwear into the pillow.
Guo Jun hurriedly tore off a large photo of the Japanese bed star Azusa Nagasawa at the head of the bed. Ma Guodong kicked the used toilet paper into the corner.
Rong Chuanlin was extremely excited, his face turned red instantly, and he said in a snort: "Liu, Liu Xiyue, why are you here?"
Liu Xiyue turned a blind eye to the courtesy of this second-class classmate, listened to it, and walked straight in front of Song Baojun and asked, "Hey, which one is your bed?"
Song Baojun pointed to a shop on the left and said, "Sister Liu, please peep into the boys' dormitory and move faster, we still have to eat, we have to rush to the basketball hall for devil training after eating, and we will not stop if we don't overturn the archaeological team in today's game." ”
Liu Xiyue was about to flip Song Baojun's pillow, and she was not embarrassed to see so many boys present, so she said when she heard the words: "Sister, I came here just for your competition." I don't even have a uniform costume, how can I still play the game? Do you want to show others a monkey show?"
Song Baojun frowned and looked her up and down: "No matter how our team fails, it doesn't have much to do with you as a woman, right?"
"I'm a cheerleader, why don't I have anything to do with it?, what do you see?" Liu Xiyue stretched out her two fingers to make a poke in the eyes of Song Baojun, and said viciously: "Originally, I also wanted to sponsor each of you with a new set of sportswear and sneakers, since you look down on your sister, forget it!"
"Ah, sister, send us sportswear?" Guo Jun, Ma Guodong, Deng Yanlin and several other otaku who don't have girlfriends were surprised, one by one unbelievable, this is simply flying Hongfu.
Rong Chuanlin wanted to kneel at Liu Xiyue's feet, and shouted, "Sister, you are my goddess!" Tan Qingkai immediately glared at him.
"However, when someone said that I had nothing to do with basketball, my sister was not convinced. Liu Xiyue's eyes slowly slipped around everyone, and said, "Tell me, do you have anything to do with the basketball league?"
"It's a big deal! It's a big deal!" Everyone was full of red light, and they were busy saying: "My sister is the core of the team, the mainstay, and the spiritual beacon!"
"Then I'm ......" Song Baojun couldn't sit still.
Several people held down Song Baojun with their hands and feet: "Brother Jun, it's okay, it's okay, there's nothing for you here,"
Deng Yanlin immediately put on a loyal posture of a Red Guard junior general in the era of the Great Movement, his legs were separated one after the other, standing in a lunge, his left hand was crossed in front of his chest, his right hand was raised high, and he said loudly: "We are united around my sister, and we will definitely win the basketball league championship!" My sister leads the Chinese Department all the way forward and crushes all the enemies!"
Guo Jun leaned over with a shy face, and said with a smile, "For my sister, I, Guo Jun, have done my best, and I have ...... after death" Song Baojun interjected depressedly: "It's not a pity for you to die." ”
Liu Xiyue glanced at him proudly and said with a smile: "Okay, seeing that you listen to my sister so much, I have decided to sponsor you." Everyone went to the 'Dream Bear' flagship store to buy two sets of clothing per person, including two pairs of sneakers. When I come back, my sister will invite you to dinner again. ”
"Long live my sister!" Ma Guodong raised his arms and shouted at the right time.
Rong Chuanlin was not to be outdone, and shouted: "Sister Ze was born by the common people, illuminating the sun and the moon, thousands of years, and unifying the tea school!"
Liu Xiyue's red Porsche 911 stopped on the cement road opposite the Chinese men's dormitory building, and she walked in front with her toes high, surrounded by nine members of the Chinese basketball team, everyone was elated, only Song Baojun hung in the back.
Liu Xiyue sat in the driver's seat and started the car, Rong Chuanlin reached over and grabbed the handle of the passenger cab, opened the door and prepared to get into the car. The rest of Deng Yanlin and Ma Guodong used a move comparable to Liu Feixiang's ten-meter hurdles to grab the two doors of the back seat respectively. Guo Jun was a step late and was fighting with Zhou Xiang.
"Get out!" Liu Xiyue's eyes widened, and she said coldly: "Sister's car is not allowed to stinky men! ”
"Ahh It seems that he has inadvertently blasphemed the goddess he admires the most, and his face is covered with sweat in a hurry.
Deng Yanlin and Ma Guodong also left the back seat of the car. Only Guo Jun and Zhou Xiang gloated and laughed.
Liu Xiyue put on sunglasses, took out two banknotes from her delicate bag, and beckoned to Long Ya: "Hey, a few of you take a taxi to the Dream Bear flagship store, three cars, two hundred yuan should be enough." ”
"Thank you. Long Ya put away the bills. A few boys went to look for a stop sign and waited for a taxi, and Rong Chuan Linwu looked back at himself, very reluctant.
Liu Xiyue called Song Baojun, who was following the crowd: "Hey, why don't you hurry up and get in the car and wait to be reincarnated?"
"Me?" Song Baojun hesitated and asked, "Didn't you say that men are not allowed to sit in your car?"
Liu Xiyue said impatiently: "You belong to a special situation, why don't you come up quickly and ask your sister to personally open the door for you?"
In the eyes of everyone, especially Rong Chuanlin, who was strongly jealous, Song Baojun muttered: "What kind of sister are you, the little sister is almost the same." "I opened the car door and sat in the passenger cab, looking very disdainful.
"Then you're the little brother!"
"You're a little sister!"
"You're a little brother!"
Looking at the quarrel between the two of them, Rong Chuanlin suddenly felt that his heart was pinched in his hand, and it hurt terribly.
Liu Xiyue drove in front of everyone, slowed down the car, opened the window and said with a smile: "Everyone move faster, Song Baojun's little brother and I will go over and wait for you first." ”
"Sister, pay attention to safety! Don't play with Brother Jun!" Tan Qingkai waved vigorously.
", a dog's mouth can't spit out ivory. Liu Xiyue took a sip. The car drove some distance, and when he saw Song Baojun digging his pockets and rummaging around, he asked angrily: "What are you doing?"
"I, I'm looking for cigarettes, I forgot to bring cigarettes. ”
Liu Xiyue opened the lattice on the front plate of the car, and inside was a complete "Huangxianglou 1975" high-end cigarette, Nunu mouthed: "Call sister, call sister, this cigarette will be given to you." ”
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