017 It's not folded

"It's invincible, right, I think so too, because I don't want to study anything about liberal arts. ”

Ren Xiaojia paused and continued.

"You know my English and Chinese grades. Besides, although there are few girls in these schools, there are too many boys, so with our conditions, can't we find a tall, handsome and mighty object at that time......

Ren Xiaojia said, deliberately raising his head again, making Liang Chen feel that the world was a little whiter......

"High theory, high theory, win at the starting line...... Under admiration ......"

In later generations, Liang Chen did not have the opportunity to talk to Ren Xiaojia about the reasons why she chose construction engineering.

"Phew, lie to you, I wanted to be an engineer. I can't go to the field, and I can't draw in the office, it's my childhood wish. ”

"Well, dreams are a good thing, you will come true, come, dry this bowl of tofu brain. ”

"Then you did it, I'm free. ”

“……”

After saying something idle, Ren Xiaojia suddenly raised her head and asked, "What is the relationship between you and Liu Yaxin?"

"Eh, it's the same relationship as you, what's wrong?" Liang Chen replied calmly on the surface, but there were ripples in his heart.

Liu Yaxin is their classmate, and she is very close to Liang Chen on weekdays, probably because the two came out of the same class at the beginning, and it is inevitable that the relationship is better.

Speaking of which, he is a well-known happy enemy in the class.

The source is that when they got to know each other in the first year of high school, everyone took turns on stage to introduce themselves: either to perform a show, or to just say a few dry words.

At that time, the students were still as simple as a blank piece of paper, and it was too late to shrink back, but they were not the later generations, competing for a member of the parent committee, and they had to fight for their academic qualifications in the clam (Ha) toad (hemp) ox (Tianjin) sword (bridge).

Liu Yaxin sang the song "Fluttering", but she never thought that Liang Chen, who came to the stage later, would sing the same song stupidly, and it was better than others singing.

You say it's not annoying!

You say you're in a hurry!

Do you want to reward a piece of red!

However, there is another thing that still can't be said now, Liu Yaxin has another layer of identity......

When they were separated, Liang Chen saw that Ren Xiaojia's eyes were shining, as if he could speak, hiding something indescribable, he noticed a trace of abnormality, but he didn't know how to deal with it.

The Buddha said that the first of the three major delusions of single Wang is that he feels that someone is secretly in love with him......

At the moment, I didn't dwell too much on this issue, after all, it was a man who passed the night, and he had to find a place to rest first. If you really want to rush home like this, you can be tired into Samoyed, maintenance, or start early.

"My dear revolutionary comrade-in-arms, Comrade Zhang, where have you been, leaving your brother at the critical moment and running away by yourself, don't you feel ashamed and ashamed?"

"My good brother Davarishi, I know that you have enough ability to solve your own predicament, if you can't, then the evil capitalist pink cannonball will definitely rot my corroded intestines, therefore, I have to turn to ensure our vitality, it is also a last resort!"

The ability of two people to brag and fart is a first-class existence, and they can fan for half an hour without repeating the same.

But now is not the time for a gag.

"Where are you kid, I'll look for you at the house, a little sleepiness comes to my heart, I need to go to Zhou Gong's old man's house to recuperate. ”

"As you wish. ”

As soon as he entered the door, Liang Chen was a little dumbfounded, and he didn't see him for a while, only to see Zhang Guoqing holding his lower abdomen with his hands, his face pale, as if he had committed some hidden disease.

"What's the matter, I won't see you for a while, you went to pick up soap?"

Zhang Guoqing's face was white, and he hissed, "What kind of soap you pick up, picking up soap on the ground won't be like this." ”

Liang Chen wanted to say that of course it was possible, but in the same way, this would be 2006, and the meaning of the word soap was still only his literal meaning, and it had not yet been sublimated to a high level.

I can only give you one piece of advice...... A faithful counsel......

Be sure not to sleep directly below the vantage point.

My cat seemed to have been missing me for a few days, and it jumped down three thousand miles and smashed straight on my life......

It was a feeling that was so sour that it was like the Soviet Union's Big Ivan smashing on Novaya Zemlya and tearing me apart.

At that moment, I felt like I was about to explode, and my whole soul was flying.

Flying to the ends of the earth will never ......

Thousands of words finally converge into one sentence,

Ahh

At that moment, I felt that it was definitely my enemy's life, and I was going to torture me in this life......

Face my monstrous fury.

It was as calm as an old monk in a settling, and it seemed to be far away from the red dust, just looking at me quietly, pretending to be alone.

Hiss~~

Liang Chen let out a cool breath, looked at the height of the cabinet, and then looked at the fat orange who was hiding his merit and fame next to him, and after thinking about it for a while, he felt an inexplicable pain in a certain part.

This Nima is too cruel, even worse than a thousand-year killing......

He looked at Zhang Guoqing's sensitive parts sympathetically, and held back a smile, "You...... Gun...... It's not folded...... In that case, I'll have to be the head of Ouchi......"

"Get out! I can still pee in the wind now! I don't believe it!"

Seeing his pale and angry appearance, Liang Chen closed his mouth very knowingly, he didn't want to pull the hatred of the orange cat over.

Tut-tut, ten oranges and nine fat, smashed there like a small cannonball, don't be too sour.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's still a big word, it's good that it hasn't become a big word. ”

"Labor and management are wood!"

"Okay, okay, you have the final say, you can do it with your own words. ”

“……”

In line with the habit of being helpful, uniting classmates, and helping comrades, Liang Chen, a good boy who has five stresses, four beauties and three loves, naturally chose to stay and observe Zhang Guoqing's situation for a day, and if there was anything wrong, he quickly shouted 120 to take him to the hospital.

After all, a young man of 18 or 9 can't give up his skin if he goes to see an andrologist or urology by himself.

Looking at Zhang Guoqing's uncomfortable appearance, he knew that he needed time to slow down. For now, it's better to divert attention.

"Tell you a joke?"

Zhang Guoqing shook his head first, then nodded, and after glaring at the orange cat, he said, "Let's have a while, divert your attention, it's always good, otherwise I want to kill it!"

"When the reporter came to Antarctica to visit a group of penguins, the reporter asked the first penguin, what do you usually do every day? The penguin replied that he would eat, sleep, and beat beans, and the second penguin replied that he also ate, sleep, and beat beans, and when asked about the last penguin, ,......."

"Can you come up with something new, I know, the last one is Doudou. ”

The reporter thought he was smart and asked, you must be Doudou, right? The last penguin blushed and shook his head shyly......

"What?

"I'm Juejue......"