Chapter 41: I'm proud, I'm proud
PS: As always, I would like to thank the brother who rewarded the "崆嵴" 588 Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info coins" ゙●╪謎夨 2" "Solo Waltz" "Drunk in the Wind" "Sick Lamb" Thank you, there are too many brothers who voted for recommendation, and I can't thank you, but I can see your name, and thank you.
Yesterday's recommendation votes really didn't exceed two hundred, a little sad, but anyway, I felt the passion of my brothers, the support for me, these are enough, the recommendation vote is just a number, what if you can't reach it? can't stop me from today's three chapters, this is the second chapter, and the third chapter will be updated at about ten o'clock in the evening.
I'm so interesting, I know that you are very particular, and you will consciously vote for the recommendation, right? Don't read the text first, lest you look at it, and vote for the recommendation first!
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Body.
"Hahaha, that little anchor dares to say bad things about our wolf clan, as soon as our wolf clan army goes, looking at his face, it's like eating poop, and it's not an obedient apology. ”
"Our wolf clan is not something that anyone can mess with right now. ”
"My favorite brother of the wolf clan went to a room together, and the number of people in the room increased by tens of thousands all of a sudden, and those anchors were stunned. ”
"Of course, if Brother Wolf leads the team, it will be even more lively, now Brother Wolf is a big celebrity, which anchor doesn't kneel and lick!"
“……”
In the group of wolves, a group of people chatted lively,
"Another new anchor, it's okay, do you want to take a look. ”
"Say the room number, everyone used to amuse. ”
"Brothers, wait a minute. ”
"Brothers, wait a minute. ”
This sentence was sent several times in a row, and the person who sent the message was a teenager with a blue nose and swollen face who was beaten. His phone was smashed by those bastards, and now he is surfing the Internet in an Internet café with tears of grievance in the corners of his eyes.
"What are you talking about, is there a room for a show?" someone asked.
In many rooms, as long as there are local tyrants to brush gifts, those female anchors are willing to perform some "good-looking" programs, such as someone asking the female anchor to stuff her mobile phone into her bra, and then calling the anchor to vibrate, or letting the female anchor eat bananas, cucumbers, or drink milk, in short, there are many ways, and it can only be said that people in the city really know how to play......
"It's me who has something to ask you for. The beaten boy said.
"What's the matter, it's all my own brothers. ”
"Yes, say it!"
"Brother, I'm being bullied. The beaten teenager said.
"Grass, where are you being bullied, who dares to bully my brother of the wolf clan!"
“****……”
"What, beaten in reality?"
"This one is a bit ......"
"It's not good to help!"
"I also know, I just want to ask if there is a brother from my city. The beaten boy said the name of the city, and said the detailed address, "If there is an elder brother from this city, please help the younger brother out of this evil breath, little brother, I will be grateful for a lifetime." ”
"This really can't help you, you better find a real friend to help you! It's impossible for everyone to go to your city to help you fight! If it's close, it's better to say, it's too far. ”
"Yes, I can't complain that the brothers won't help you. ”
“……”
Just when the beaten boy was disappointed, he suddenly saw someone say, "I'm Cao, I'm from this city, I'm also in this area, we're not far away." ”
The beaten boy was overjoyed, and everyone else in the group followed suit, saying, "If you have the ability, help him~!"
As they spoke, the two were in the same Internet café.
Rely on it......
The friends in the group were stunned, what a coincidence! The brothers of the wolf clan are really everywhere in the world!
"You're a wolf, too, haha...... Grass, you didn't get beaten lightly in the face!"
In the Internet café, a young man with a small head, wearing a black vest and tattoos on his body saw the beaten young man.
"Brother......
The tears of excitement of the beaten young man were about to flow out, and he held the tattooed young man's hand tightly, "Brother, can you really help me take revenge?"
"Nonsense, my brother of the wolf clan has been bullied, can I stand idly by?" This young man looked like that kind of mixed society, after he finished speaking, he shouted, and there were more than a dozen young people in the Internet café who stood up, looking more like gangsters than the other.
"These are all our wolf brothers?"
"Yes, we're all from the wolf clan. ”
"Brother, whoever bullied you, call him out. ”
"Okay, thank you, brothers. ”
"No thanks, if you want to thank Brother Wolf, thank you! ”
Unexpectedly, the brother of the wolf clan was by his side, and the cells of the beaten boy's excited whole body were beating, and silence was better than sound at this time.
"I'm a wolf from the north......"
"...... in the Endless Wilderness"
“……”
There is such a group of people on the Xiaodou platform, most of them are men, they have no looks and no talent, they can't sing or dance, to put it bluntly, they are a lot of silk men on the street.
But their group of people also have room to survive on the Xiaodou platform, and they mainly rely on playing "No Limits".
No limit means, it's similar to the joint show, lower your body, what the local tyrant asks you to do, you have to do it, in short, it is a variety of low-level fun games with no lower limit, in order to achieve the effect of making the local tyrant happy, in that case, the local tyrant will patronize your small shop next time.
In this unlimited group, there is an anchor called "Tiaozi" This guy is not only a sycophant, but also plays very hard, as long as he has money to do anything, he has smoked his mouth 1200 times, and has done 1000 squats in a row in a down jacket in the summer, 1500 rope skipping, drank health wine (liquor + beer + vinegar + soy sauce + chili water), eaten raw toads, and fired guns in the crotch of his pants......
If someone gives him a gift of 20,000 yuan, he dares to knock out two of his teeth, which is simply a fate.
Many people regard the strip as a lack of heart, and when they have nothing to do, they go to his live broadcast room to watch the fun, and they like to have a local tyrant to make a bold move, let the strip perform all kinds of programs, and they can always watch it and laugh.
"I'll groove you DJ, you bastard, say your address, Lao Tzu will lead someone to hack you to death, draft a daughter-in-law with a steel pipe, stab your asshole with a carrot, play tricks with me, do you know who I am, Lao Tzu is the boss of the bald gang, I have 500 brothers under my command, every minute and every second will make you understand what it means...... Awesome ......"
The strip is so obscene, with small eyes, a big green onion nose, a big mouth and thick lips, especially when the door is missing, he yells at the camera, as if he wants to pick up a knife to cut someone. "Do you dare to say your address, there is a kind of saying it, ...... slot"
The vicious appearance of the strip provoked the audience in the room to laugh.
"I'll, Tiaozi, I'll obey you if I don't accept anyone. ”
"Hahaha. ”
"I was scared on the other end of the phone. ”
"Haha, awesome, Lao Tzu is ......"
"You're going to be struck by lightning. ”
"You're going to have to be killed sooner or later. ”
There were only more than 200 people in the room, but the atmosphere was very lively.
"Don't think I'm afraid of you! You sue me for who are you......" The other end of the phone was obviously unconfident, completely different from the scene of scolding the strip just now.
"I'm your brother Tiaozi, give you a chance, shout loudly, brother, or you will be hacked to death......" After saying this, Tiaozi hung up the phone, opened his mouth at the screen, and laughed at the thief......
The audience in the room was all happy, he was too awesome.
Many people like this link of making Internet calls, after he starts the live broadcast every day, he makes a few Internet calls, the audience gives him his phone number, and he calls directly, the other party is a woman, he pretends to be a sex expert to ask people some private questions, if it is a man, he starts scolding if he doesn't agree.
Brainless scolding, scolding the other party suspects that life is ......
This thing is really underbeaten, cheap mouth, cheap face.
"Tiaozi, it's time to shoot the sycophants again, whose sycophants are you going to shoot today!"
"My favorite thing to watch is bragging. ”
"Is it true that you don't have to pay taxes if you brag about it?"
"I found that I liked these two goods more and more. ”
"Tiaozi will always support you!"
……
After Tiaozi finished making the Internet call, he took a sip of beer to quench his thirst, and said to the screen: "You just say that you like me and support me, I'm almost hungry now, and no one rewards me with a small gift. ”
There are no local tyrants, and few people give gifts to the strips, all of which are small gifts of one dime or two cents.
"You little bottom of society! a bunch of poor bastards, relying on ......" no one brushed the gifts, and the strip was dissatisfied with the camera. After saying that, he secretly laughed to himself.
There is only a serious second goods like Tiaozi who dares to accuse the audience, and the audience is not disgusted at all.
"Tiaozi, you always shoot other people's ass, you haven't slapped our wolf clan's fart, why are our wolf clan not qualified! Talk about our wolf clan, I'll give you a gift." ”
There were a few wolf people in the room, someone spoke.
"Brother of the wolf clan, don't you know that you are too powerful, even if I shoot your ass 24 hours a day, those local tyrant brothers of the wolf clan will not come to my room! ”
Tiaozi has always said something, never shied away from anything, his imageless legs are crossed on the stool, snorting melon seeds, and only when he broadcasts live, he is so casual, just like chatting with a good friend.
"I can't say for sure, if you do a good job, maybe Brother Wolf will really bring the brothers to your room. ”
"you! Brother Wolf is a big man, he will look up to me as a little! I never dreamed of it......" Tiaozi said with a shake of his head, looking like he didn't believe it if he was killed.
"That's what you don't understand, in fact, Brother Wolf is very easy-going, he doesn't have any arrogance at all, don't compare Brother Wolf with other self-respecting guys, even if you shoot it, I will sue Brother Wolf, maybe Brother Wolf will really come." The wolf man said.
As soon as he said this, Tiaozi threw the melon seeds in his hand to the ground, patted the table and said: "I'll start patting Brother Wolf's ass now, if you can call Brother Wolf here, I'll call you - my father......"