You might as well be stopped by Sky TV reporter Chen Xiaohui in the corridor, holding a voice recorder in his hand and wanting to stuff it into Song Baojun's mouth, and asked anxiously: "Classmate, can I interview you?"

"Do you want to ask me how I feel after being selected by Teacher Tu, or what kind of academic experience I have before, or what development plans I have in the future, or my personal life?" Song Baojun smiled and pushed away Chen Xiaohui's voice recorder, and said with three points of politeness and seven points of rejection, "Can I wait until I finish peeing before I come to explain to you?"

The reporter had never seen such a strange student in his life, so he quickly shook his head. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Qu Jingsen was preoccupied, and he walked into the toilet in the stairwell.

Song Baojun sprinkled a big bubble of urine happily and said, "Little white face, wait a minute to watch the process of me and Liu Xiyue kissing, applaud louder." ”

"What do you mean, just to tell me to come to the toilet just for that?" Qu Jingsen didn't have the intention of urinating, and stayed on the side, covering his mouth and nose with an embroidered silk handkerchief. In fact, the sanitary conditions of the toilet of the conservatory are very good, and there is no special smell when someone cleans it every day.

"When you said out loud that it was a man's duel, I thought you would be willing to gamble and lose. ”

Qu Jingsen said with great difficulty after a long time: "Yes, I am willing to gamble and lose, you win." ”

Qu Jingsen still can't figure out what kind of mood he feels towards Song Baojun. Disgust, admiration, jealousy, worship, maybe a little bit. "At the beginning, you said that you were betting on a delicate first kiss, what was your intention?"

Song Baojun looked like a prodigal son in love, and said with a smile: "Liu Xiyue is very good-looking, I just want to play with her, is it illegal?" I'm afraid it's not appropriate to use the prodigal son in love to describe a stupid otaku, but when he smiled slightly, the exaggerated and evil temperament created by the obscene personality made the other party feel similar.

"You!" Qu Jingsen's face immediately turned pale.

Song Baojun lit a cigarette and said: "Actually, I don't like Liu Xiyue very much, this woman's personality is too weird, messy, more man than a man for a while, and more woman than a woman for a while." But since I'm good-looking, I don't care about my appearance. ”

Qu Jingsen raised his head and said hatefully: "I don't like her and still play with her, you are insane!"

Song Baojun just smiled.

Qu Jingsen suddenly came to his senses and shouted, "You called me to the toilet just to discuss the conditions, right?"

"What do you say?" Song Baojun didn't answer the question, his face was full of ridicule.

"Say, what are you going to do to let go of Xianxiao?" Qu Jingsen finally stopped covering his face with a handkerchief and said, "Can you give me a cigarette?" Xianxiao is a good girl, as far as I know, she still hasn't had a boyfriend, so I don't want her first kiss to fall on your mouth. ”

Song Baojun handed over a river hookah and said, "It is precisely because she is a good girl that her first kiss is particularly precious." ”

Qu Jingsen's face changed and said, "I can help you find a good job in Chazhou." You are from the Chinese department, right, you can work as a secretary in my home company, that is, write manuscripts, do chores in the office, and don't have to do heavy work. According to the standard of the company's employees, the monthly salary is 4,005, with five insurances and one housing fund, including free lunch, and about four days off per month. After working for one year, you can increase your salary by 500 yuan on the original basis, and increase your salary by 1,000 yuan after working for three years. The premise is that you give up your bet for today. ”

Song Baojun clasped his hands and sneered: "I, a student who is called a genius by Teacher Tu Fen, there are dozens of media reporters outside the door guarding the toilet and queuing up for interviews, and the future is promising, just go to wynjsdt and get millions of euros in appearance fees with your fingers, do you think I will go to a small family workshop to do chores?"

Even though Qu Jingsen was deeply unhappy, he had to admit that there was a little bit of truth in his words, "Then what do you want!"

"It depends on whether you're sincere or not. ”

"Who knows you!" Qu Jingsen borrowed a lighter from Song Baojun, lit the cigarette in his hand and took a deep breath, and was choked and coughed violently, and even tears rolled out of his eyes.

Song Baojun waited for his breath to calm down, and said lightly: "Two thousand yuan, I want two thousand yuan." ”

"Two thousand, it's easy to say, it's for you, I hope you won't bother it again in the future!" Qu Jingsen wanted to throw away the cigarette, but after thinking about it, he took another puff.

Song Baojun continued: "I want two thousand yuan a month. You will have to pay me a protection fee of 2,000 yuan every month in the future. In addition, this can only be regarded as canceling today's bet, and no matter how my relationship with Liu Xiyue develops in the future, it has nothing to do with today's events. ”

Qu Jingsen has been secretly observing the other party's smoking, thinking that it is really cool and handsome, why does he not feel it at all in his mouth?

"Yes, protection money. Song Baojun said coaxingly: "I am the spokesperson of the otaku sling, as long as I pay the protection fee, whenever you are bullied by the school bully, I will stand up and help you." ”

"You mean, you're going to fight?" Qu Jingsen looked at the other party's thin little body, obviously not convinced. This spirit is spirited, and there is some basis for saying that it kills all sides in online games.

"Do you know King Kong Dong Changhe of the baseball club? On the twentieth of last month, he brought a few fox friends to our classroom to ask for trouble, guess what happened in the end?" Song Baojun began to brag loudly, comparing his hands in the air: "When I lifted the stool, it bloomed on his face! Blood splattered everywhere on the spot, and four teeth flew out of his mouth! Do you know how they left later?"

Qu Jingsen couldn't help but ask, "How did you go?"

"Lao Tzu kicked him over, kicked him from the classroom to the staircase, kicked from the fourth floor to the first floor! That kid is still lying in the intensive care unit of the hospital! How do you say you got there?" Song Baojun's face was full of fierceness.

Qu Jingsen unconsciously took a half step back, in case he was sprayed on his face by the other party's spittle, and said, "Brag, if you are injured like that, then he won't call the police?"

"Do you understand that Lao Tzu is justified defense? Go to the bureau to make a record and come out, so do you give this protection fee or not?"

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