It all started last night.

Chu Xiangyun's husband came to her and wanted to talk about the two of them, Xiangyun stared coldly at this man with a scruffy beard, messy hair, and a decadent face, and didn't even pour him a glass of water.

"Yun'er, you have to understand me, I have never slacked off for so many years, because I have always wanted to write a book that can make a lot of money, so I ......"

"So you do your broken network every day, even ignore me and the child, look at your current virtue, that's still a bit human, you can't let people ask for food and flowers to get out......" Xiangyun's mouth was as sharp as a knife, and he buried her husband unceremoniously, her husband was clumsy and clumsy, and he lowered his head twice, holding his head with both hands, and said nothing.

"Sit down!" Xiangyun couldn't help but say, pulled up her husband, Xing Jun raised his head obediently, and then a piece of floral cloth was wrapped around her neck and spread out, she had already taken the scissors, put her two fingers together, clamped a handful of Xing Jun's messy hair, brushed her hands up and down, and her hair fluttered and fell to the ground.

Xing Jun enjoyed Chu Xiangyun's service motionlessly, and Chu Xiangyun was so angry that he slapped him on the shoulder, "You always say that you make a lot of money and make a lot of money, how much money can you make a month now?"

"I have now set an average of two hundred and eight in the pet store at the starting point, and I have one thousand and four after deducting taxes last month!" Xing Jun hurriedly said as if offering a treasure, Xiangyun sneered, "It's not as good as the money I make from selling a piece of clothing!"

"Wife, don't be angry, I will definitely make a lot of money, and we will buy a big house when the time comes......" As soon as Xing Jun said this, he felt Chu Xiangyun's cold gaze, hurriedly closed his mouth, sat up straight and pretended to be a fool.

"Don't call me wife, we're both divorced, right, Mr. Xing?" Chu Xiangyun grabbed a razor and slapped him on the chin, "Lift up!"

Xing Jun obediently raised his chin, letting the sharp blade slide lightly on his chin, and wisps of beard as hard as steel needles fell one after another with the sound of brushing......

He closed his eyes and remembered what a happy life a family of three had lived when he hadn't written about the Internet! But since he wrote about the Internet, the two of them had a small quarrel for three days and a big quarrel for two days, quarreling with Xiangyun during the day and scolding readers at night, so angry that Xing Jun smashed the table and smashed the computer, and the marriage between the two also broke down.

The Internet kills people!

"Wife......" Xing Jun raised his neck high and muttered, "Let's ...... it"

"Turn your face to the side!" Chu Xiangyun didn't wait for him to speak, and flicked his chin.

"Oh......" Xing Jun obediently turned his face away, letting the razor slide gently over his face, and at this moment, he heard an extremely slight sound.

This is an occupational disease, the nerves of the person who wrote it are very sensitive, and he will be restless when there is a little voice, and he thought that he had heard it wrong, so he listened carefully and listened again, yes, the voice came from next door.

"There seems to be movement next door...... Xing Jun opened his mouth and said.

"Huh?" Xiangyun immediately stopped, listened attentively, and sure enough, there was a loud sound next door, as if something was picking the door lock.

"Go out and see ......" Xiangyun put down the razor, glanced at Xing Jun, and the two of them walked out of the clothing store one after the other and came to the street.

"Shhhhh......h

There are two roe head rat-like men not far away, one of them is bald, small-eyed, rosacea, not Sister Zhang's nephew Zhang Dawei, who is it?

"Who is the one who pries the door?" Xiangyun hid behind Xing Jun and asked cautiously, thanks to her ex-husband today, otherwise she wouldn't even dare to go out of the door.

"People, it doesn't seem to be such a short ......" Xing Jun lifted his glasses and said very seriously, "It doesn't look like a person, it looks like a ......"

"What's it, say it quickly!" Xiangyun couldn't stand her ex-husband's spitting and chirping, so she beat him and urged.

"It seems, it seems to be a monkey ......" Xing Jun finally saw it clearly this time, it was a small monkey who was poking the door lock with a small wire, a little monkey ghost elf ghost elf, poke it and look back, for fear of being discovered by others.

"I said Lao Luo, this monkey is not good!" Zhang Dawei asked with a look of disbelief, Lao Luo Gaga smiled, "Brother, don't worry, Lao Luo, this monkey is a purebred Vietnamese golden snub-nosed monkey, caught from the mountains, very smart!

As he was talking, the door of the pet store clicked open, and the monkey immediately slapped his face excitedly, chirped and ran to Lao Luo's side, waving the wire in his hand to ask for credit.

Lao Luo raised his hand and gave him a slap, and the monkey spun in a circle, grinned his teeth, squatted on the ground, lowered his head, and quietly looked at him with his eyes.

"Go, get the teddy inside for Lao Tzu!" Lao Luo shook the chain in his hand at the monkey, so frightened that the monkey hurriedly held his head in his hands, twisted his buttocks, and walked in the direction of the pet store step by step.

"Hurry up! Damn it, I will chop you up and stew monkey soup and drink it!" Lao Luo reprimanded with a fierce face, the little monkey lowered his head pitifully, rubbed to the door of the pet store step by step, and glanced inside with his hand on the door frame, it was so scary to be a monkey in the dark!

"Hurry up and get in, or you will break your legs!" Lao Luo waved the chain in his hand, making a rattling sound, which frightened the little monkey all over his body, and he had the courage to hold on to the wall, and walked into the pet store step by step.

In the dark, a pair of green eyes stared at the uninvited guest who broke in.

And Teddy was sleeping on the blanket, when he suddenly felt his body tremble, and when he opened his eyes, he was hugged by a furry thing.

Teddy's interest suddenly increased, and his two little hind legs stood up high, and his front paws wrapped around his unknown thing to protect him, and he moved up and down.

The little monkey was chirping, what kind of dog is this, why did he hit the monkey as soon as he saw it?

The little monkey is still young and doesn't know a lot of postures, so he doesn't know much about Teddy's behavior, and simply holds Teddy's leg and drags it out, and Teddy never gives up this good opportunity to be a monkey, and he is more energetic!

"I'll rub it, what kind of dog is this......" Lao Luo saw that the puppy that was picked up by the monkey was still moving all over, and he couldn't help but scold and scold, and at this time, two points of green light suddenly lit up in the darkness, which startled the two of them.

Before they could come to their senses, a fishy wind blew in their faces, and a huge Mongolian steppe mastiff rushed out of the pet shop, like a tiger descending from the mountain, and pounced on the two of them!

"It's miserable!" Zhang Dawei hurriedly raised his hand to block it, and sighed in his heart!

The monkey is finally out, roar, let's watch the monkey's wonderful performance!