At Dubai Airport, Li Wei took a mobile phone, took photos and sent them to his parents and younger brother, and the billboards of the airport, crooked nuts, and Chinese logos made them feel at ease. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Nima, after a full ten hours on the plane, finally arrived in the place of Dubai; In addition to being very luxurious, it doesn't feel interesting, a simple local tyrant style.

Look at the time, wait another two hours, and the airliner to Mogadishu will take off. It's just dawn now, breakfast has been eaten in the airport, and Xiao Ya is in for a treat.

As a lead fee! Li Wei's idea, to go to Dubai to apply for a glass cleaner, was edited by her, and his work photos were quoted and posted on UC headlines.

UC headline Li Wei knows, quite undisciplined...

There's all the news, whether it's begging in Dubai, picking up whale poop at the beach, finding ebony in the river, digging bamboo shoots, or catching shrimp in a stinky ditch.

Sure enough, Dubai's monthly income from cleaning glass is 100,000, this news is very eye-catching, and it is a small fire in an instant, and a large number of boring readers who are idle and have a pain in their eggs have replied and complained.

Among them, the most classic comment is this paragraph that has been popular for two years: the last time I lied to Dubai to be a beggar, the second time I went to Ukraine to get a daughter-in-law, the third time I went to Australia to build a wall, the fourth time I went to the beach to pick up whale feces, some time ago I also lied to Lao Tzu to raise bamboo rats, and said 400 yuan a catty, and then deceived Lao Tzu to go to the river to find ebony, and then I wanted to trick Lao Tzu to dig bamboo shoots, and then asked me to dig resin, and then lied to me to dig wild gastrodia, and then asked Lao Tzu to go to the mountains to pick up stones, and the night before yesterday I asked Lao Tzu to dig Baiji, Just after dinner, you tricked me into raising chickens, and in the morning you tricked me into planting Ganoderma lucidum in the cornfield at home...... When I got up this morning, I was asked to go to the Amazon tribe to marry a daughter-in-law, at noon I was asked to collect my mobile phone card, and now I am asked to go to Dubai to clean the glass? What is the intention of the editor of the dog?

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Of course, this was just a small episode in the journey, and Li Wei did not pay attention to it; Call again, hang up after chatting with your parents for a few words, not to save phone bills...

But I am afraid of homesickness, afraid that my parents will miss me! Fortunately, my younger brother will have a holiday soon, and he can go back to accompany his parents, and the family should be very lively during the New Year, right? Lots of friends and family...

However, he was miserable, and he could only accompany Uncle Black Somalia in Africa for the New Year; Moreover, Somali girls are all black girls, so they are not interested in playing at all!

Forget it, if you come to it, you will be safe, and there is a system to help build the territory, and I believe that it will not be long before the arid, poor and chaotic Somalia will become a small paradise.

At ten o'clock in the morning, a Boeing 747 arrived at the airport on time to prepare for takeoff.

There are blacks, whites, Asians, and there is a Somali uncle sitting next to him, dressed appropriately, and the specific age is accurate and cannot be identified, about 30-50 years old, right?

The whole body is swarthy, and it feels like everyone... It seems that they all look exactly the same, and face blindness is committed. The elf opened his mouth at the right time to remind: "He is 36.5 years old!"

"Oh? So accurate? Right... You can do anything..."

"That's right! This system can do anything! What are their names, identities, personalities, hobbies... Even personal privacy can be checked, which is an accessibility function. ”

The function of the system is called the information base, which can view all kinds of character information, data information, and special information, and the user has not yet become a "farmer" and cannot take the initiative to use it.

Very powerful, no wonder the system elf is proud, Li Wei found that Uncle Somali Black was also looking at himself, and took the initiative to greet him with a friendly smile: "Hello, my name is Li Wei!"

Standard Somali is very smooth, of course, the system helps to translate, it is installed in the user's brain, it can control the vocal organs, and translate according to the user's meaning.

Uncle Somali Black was very surprised, his stunned mouth couldn't close, and he was very surprised in his heart, this guy can actually speak Somali? So a strange language...

Very rare! Those who speak Somali are basically Somalis; Arabic and English are also relatively common, so foreigners don't need to learn them.

"Hello... This gentleman, my name is Sharif! ”

Sharif Abdillah Muhammad looked at Li Wei very curiously and stretched out his right hand; The two shook hands and exchanged polite greetings and continued friendly exchanges.

The first time I chatted with a foreigner, and it was a foreign language to communicate and chat, Li Wei felt very interesting, the automatic translation function of the system is too awesome, barrier-free communication!

It turned out that this Sharif was a small businessman who went to Dubai to sell Somali specialties: camel fur, bananas, frankincense, myrrh and other agricultural products in exchange for cheap small goods.

"Why go to Dubai? Isn't Yiwu better? ”

"Yiwu? What is that place? China? ”

"You don't know Yiwu? Commodity City! ”

Li Wei expressed regret that frankincense myrrh is consumed in huge quantities in China; Yiwu Commodity City, wholesale clothes, electronic machinery products, the price is also very cheap.

In many African countries, it is very popular, but this uncle doesn't know, will he do business? Introduce him to clothes for two or three dollars, a mobile phone for dozens of dollars, a computer for two or three hundred dollars, a television, a watch...

"Oh~shit~ Is it really that cheap?"

"Of course, the price is good and the quality is okay."

"Allah! I've got to check it out! ”

"Then remember to notify me and bring me something."

"No problem! Thank you China Lee! ”

Sharif was very happy, I had heard before that Chinese goods are very cheap and cheap, but I didn't expect it to be so cheap and cheap, much more cost-effective than Dubai.

The cordial exchanges between the two people, from China's Yiwu International Commodity City to the situation in Somalia, have conducted in-depth and detailed research and discussion, and given specific suggestions.

Sharif suggested that Li Wei should buy an AK-47 before going to Yusmaki for self-defense, and that the security situation in southern Somalia is relatively stable, but it is not optimistic.

Two hours later, the plane flew across the sea over the capital, Mogadishu, and from the sky, you could see the old and cluttered city, devastated by the war.

In terms of scale, the Somali capital is probably not as good as China's fourth-tier cities; In terms of prosperity, the country's total economic output is not comparable to that of China's fourth-tier small cities.

Even the capital, Mogadishu, is more dilapidated than Li Wei's hometown county seat in terms of senses, but it is densely populated and not as chaotic as everyone imagined, and the Somalis are very calm!

After the plane landed, Li Wei and Sharif stepped off the Boeing 747 passenger plane together and set foot on Somalia, a poor and chaotic country, for the first time.