(June 2002)

The peculiar Long March team of the Ai brothers has lasted for two years. By the ninth day of the second month of October in the new century (21st century), they had traveled 11,000 miles. When they climbed Mount Wutai and went to a treasure temple to pay their respects, the abbot closed his palms and closed his eyes and said slowly: "This is a heavenly opportunity, and it must not be divulged, and you will understand it later." Ai Shan shook his head again and again: "NO." When Ai Shan shook his head and raised his eyes to see a bird hovering in the air, the old abbot did not open his eyes, his eyes were still closed, and his hands were together: "Amitabha, Liuyi dove loves Jiushan Temple." "This old abbot's words even Ma Er seemed to be extradited to the Buddhist realm after hearing it, and he was ignorant, and he couldn't say what he felt, but he believed it devoutly?

Aishan said, "Next May," he said, pausing to pat the monkey's head with his hand, and when he reached the twelfth stroke, he stopped patting, and said, "We can walk 13,000 miles again." Do you remember the old abbot's son?" said Ai Ai, "I have written it down in the book." As he spoke, he took out the notebook he bought when he bought a brush from the store (to brush the horse) from his pocket, and read: "Ling Gu Ling Love, Ling Yi Ling Wu Ling Aiyi, Ling Ling Ling Paiyi, Love Flow Fire......" Ai Shan snatched this book, read it, and asked his brother: "Old A (A, is Ai Shan's nickname for his brother, A is "sharp" in the playing cards, the beginning, that is, the boss), this 'Ling Aishan, pull out the flow of Ling Wu', don't talk about you and me, even the old Kong can't understand it when he is alive. Ai Ai said: "The abbot said that it was a heavenly machine, we don't understand, so let's ask him then." Ai Shan said, "Old A, let's go ten miles in another ten miles, and we will walk twenty-seven miles this morning, right?" Ai Ai said, "Yes." According to my idea, this year will go a whole -- 10,000 miles. You don't want to do it, you have to bring a little zero. Ai Shan said: "A, 'Ling Yi is Lingwu', 'Mountains are mountains', isn't water water? Ai Ai blushed, and shouted again: "Liushan Ailin, Yiwu-" He called, took out his mobile phone, pressed the "0" disk four times, and then pressed "15971", the bird-pigeon, suddenly flew to his hand, he shook his hand angrily: "Damn, you are also messing up, this 0 on the mobile phone is not good, alas, is it also bullying us to be old farmers?"

Ai Shan was drinking, it was a drop drinking method, it was dripping to twenty-eight drops, and he was still singing in Kun dialect: "The old man is handsome and the boy is five thousand...... Kill the enemy soldiers63266205...... Zero, zero, zero, zero, five, three, seven. Qiang Qiang ......" Ai Shan was singing vigorously, and coldly heard his brother's angry words, and suddenly stopped: "Old A, what's wrong?" Ai Ai said: "The mobile phone is not good." Ai Shan said, "A, who are you going to talk to?" Ai Ai said, "With your sister-in-law." Aishan took out his mobile phone and said, "Use mine, you say I'll dial." Ai Ai said, "019054032." It's through, it's not to bully the old farmers. ”

After the call, Ai Ai said, "Brother, we now have seven monkeys and twelve pigeons. From last year to now, is it just a journey of 10,000 and 7 miles?" Ai Shan said: "Yes, there are 880 shops on the way, plus 330 shops, and there are 17,662 people on the record, and five bags of rice have been eaten. (Ai Shan is reading his brother's bilu, he didn't remember) is still a little more careful, this is his brother's personality.

Ai Ai said: "These seven monkeys and twelve pigeons have worked hard enough with us on the long march. As the saying goes, 'A gentleman travels a thousand miles, and there will always be a farewell', 'There is no banquet in the world that will not be dispersed', should we sell them or give them away?" I can't bear to give it away. Thanks to them along the way, it's a lot of fun. Ai Ai said, "Well, then continue to lead them?" Ai Shan said, "Old A, just lead them." We still have to go back to planting trees and renovating sandstorms. The sandstorms have been so bad in the past two years, go back and plant 43888121 cedar trees. Ai Ai asked: "How is this number?", Ai Shan smiled mysteriously: "Old A, you miss this number." Swear to call the mountain hair, hair, hair, one, two, one, militarization, vigorous and resolute, just do what you say. Ai Ai suddenly realized: "Interesting and interesting." Ai Shan said, "A, let's start from 0, 88 (Fafa), and call it the mountains and mountains together." Rice wine, drink!" As he spoke, he dripped the wine again, and patted the horse's head with his hand, and the horse seemed to understand the master's words, and began to roar, and discussed with the director.

Ai Shan also said: "May 10 is our father's birthday. We are 20,000 miles away from home, and we can't go back for a while. Old A, let's call the phone. They started by dialing 0 and dialed the number 238579, and the brothers stood up, bowed respectfully to the south three times, and shouted in unison: "Happy birthday, health and longevity to my father!" Ai Shan dragged a little monkey and said, "Monkey, check the number for me." The little monkey gestured with his paws to the sound of Aishan: 9, 0, 2, 0, 1, 0, 5, 0, when checking 0, the little monkey only stretched out his two paws and clenched them into a fist, and did not stretch out his paw fingers, which was really smart! Aishan deliberately trained the little monkey to check 0, and he read: "2, 1, 0, 0, 0, quotient is ......." Aishan had twelve doves with stones and sticks in their mouths, and counted: 7, 8, 6, 6, and finally 0. Haha, it's funny, it's so funny! If you want to see this scene with your own eyes, you're going to have to laugh and break your gut. Who has ever seen such a Long March procession? Ai Shan drank rice wine again.

After Aishan finished drinking, he said: "It's nine twenty-eight o'clock, and our brothers are descendants of old farmers, and they have learned to hunt for three more years and become hunters. There are three thousand miles around our Yuelu Mountain. Old A, at the foot of the south of the mountain, take this as 0, plant 1901032 maple trees in it, and then press the 'six six major shun', 'Ailing' is the nature of our 'Yiwu' clan. As he spoke, he sang again: "Ling, Ling, Ling, Yiba, Shanwuyi......" "Nothing......"

Ai Ai saw that Ai Shan was like this, and he was also active, and he was originally more active than Ai Shan. He said: "Yes! Go home and plant trees and control the sandstorm! This sandstorm is too hateful! It has all been blown into the city of Beijing, it is too hateful! Didn't we catch up with the sandstorm on the day we arrived in Harbin? For a whole day, day and night were like night, and the sky was full of orange! On 12 August, we went to Tieling, and then took the scriptures, and only turned around 2,000 miles. 888 (Fa Fa Fa Fa), go, go!"

The two brothers sang together: "Slip Mountain Love, Slip Love, Zero Yishan, That Collar, Collar, Collar, Collar ......" Ai Shan said: "Okay, our brothers still 'love wine', 'Wu Qi disease' (if there is martial arts, there is no disease). Wine strengthens courage, wine is vigorous, let's move forward. When we get home, we will plant trees and reforestation, and we will have to cure the sandstorm! At that time, we will not use horses, but use cars to haul goods. Ai Ai said, "Hey, the world will be even more exciting in the future!"