Jessica's Side Nine

Liu Haizhen is not a fool, and he still guessed some of Jessica's intentions. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 It's just that the two of them are drunk like this now, and it's impossible for me to ignore her because I don't want to have anything to do with her anymore.

"Alright, I'll send you back. Liu Haizhen looked down at his watch and said.

"I don't want to go!" Jessica shouted as if she was going crazy when she heard Liu Haizhen's words. "I'm going to drink! Give me ...... Give me wine!"

"Nuna, you're drunk, I'll send you back. Bangs frowned, reached out and grabbed Jessica's wrist and put her arm over her shoulder. "Hyoyuan Nuna, I'll send her to the car first, and then I'll take you. ”

"No...... No need!" Xiao Yuan shook his head and said. "I'm driving here, you...... You can help me find a substitute driver, and that's it!"

"How can I rest assured that you are like this?" Liu Haizhen immediately shook his head, although Xiao Yuan is still quite conscious now, but looking at this weak appearance, it doesn't look like he can get home safely.

It's been more than a year or two since I'm going to do a true biography for Ah Q. But while I have to do it, and on the other hand, I think about it, which shows that I am not a person who "makes words" (2), because the immortal pen must be passed on to the immortal, so people pass it on in writing, and people pass it on in person-who depends on whom, and gradually it becomes less clear, and finally it comes to pass on Ah Q, as if there is a ghost in my thoughts.

However, it is extremely difficult to do this fast-moving article before I put it down. The first is the title of the article. Confucius said, "If the name is not right, the word is not good" (3). This should have been taken very seriously. There are many kinds of biography: biography, autobiography, internal biography (4), external biography, biography, family biography, small biography...... , and unfortunately it doesn't fit. "Biography", this one is not ranked in the "canonical history" (5) with many broad people; Autobiography "Well, I'm not Ah Q. If we use "inner transmission", Ah Q is by no means a god. As for "Don't Biography", Ah Q really has never had a great president decree to announce the establishment of a "biography" (6) in the National History Museum - although there is no "biography of Botu" in the official history of Britain, and the writer Diegansi (7) has also made the book "Farewell Biography of Botu", but the writer can, but not in my generation. The second is "family tradition", then I don't know whether I am of the same clan as Ah Q, nor have I been asked by his descendants; or "small biography", then Ah Q has no other "big biography". All in all, this article is also the "present biography", but from the point of view of my article, because the style is low, it is the words used in the "flow of leading car pulp sellers" (8), so I dare not pretend to be a novelist, so I never enter the three religions and nine streams of novelists (9) The so-called "gossip and inscription return to the main story" This set of words, take out the word "true biography", as a title, even if it is very mixed with the literal "true biography" of the "true biography" of the "True Biography of Calligraphy" (10) written by the ancients, it is not to be taken into account.

Second, the general practice of the biography should probably start with "so-and-so, the word so-and-so, and the people of a certain place", and I don't know what Ah Q's surname is. At one point, he seemed to have the surname Zhao, but the next day it was blurred. That was when Mrs. Zhao's son entered Xiucai, and the gong was boring and boring to report to the village, Ah Q was drinking two bowls of rice wine, and he said that this was also very glorious for him, because he and Mrs. Zhao turned out to be from his own family, and he was three generations older than Xiucai. At that time, several observers were also a little in awe. The next day, the local security officer asked Ah Q to go to Mrs. Zhao's house; When the grandfather saw it, his face was splashed with Zhu, and he shouted:

"Ah Q, you bastard, do you say I'm your family?"

Ah Q did not speak.

The more Mrs. Zhao looked at it, the more angry he became, and he took a few steps forward and said, "How dare you talk nonsense! How can I have a family like you?

Ah Q didn't speak, he wanted to retreat; Mrs. Zhao jumped over and gave him a mouthful.

"How can you have the surname Zhao!--you have the surname Zhao!"

Ah Q did not argue that his surname was Zhao, but only touched his left cheek with his hand and withdrew with Dibao; Outside, he was reprimanded by the local security again, and thanked the local security for 200 wine money. Those who know say that Ah Q is too ridiculous, and he will fight himself; He may not be surnamed Zhao, even if his real surname is Zhao, with Mrs. Zhao here, he shouldn't talk so nonsense. Since then, no one has mentioned his clan, so I finally don't know what Ah Q's surname is.

Third, I don't know how Ah Q's name is written. When he was alive, everyone called him Aquai, but after he died, no one called Aquei anymore, and there would be "bamboo silk" (11). If we talk about "the bamboo silk of the book", this article is the first time, so I encountered this first difficulty. I have thought carefully: Ah Quei, Ah Gui or Ah Gui? If he has a moon pavilion, or has a birthday in August, it must be Ah Gui; And he didn't have a number—maybe a number, but no one knew about him—and he didn't break up the birthday essay post: writing Agui was arbitrary. And if he has an elder brother or a younger brother named Ah Fu, it must be Ah Gui; And he is just one person: writing Agui, and there is no corroboration. The remote words of the rest of the sound Quei are even more out of place. Previously, I also asked Mr. Maocai (12), the son of Mrs. Zhao, who expected Boya to be so public, but according to the conclusion, it was because Chen Duxiu ran "New Youth" to promote foreign characters (13), so the quintessence of the country fell and there was nothing to investigate. My last resort was to ask a fellow villager to investigate the case file of Ah Q's crime, and eight months later, I wrote back that there was no one in the case file with a voice similar to Ah Quei. I don't know if it's true or not, or if I haven't checked, but there's no other way. I was afraid that the phonetic alphabet had not yet been passed, so I had to use "foreign characters", and write him as Ah Quii according to the popular spelling in the UK, slightly called Ah Q. This is close to blindly following "New Youth", and I am very sorry, but Mao Cai Gong still doesn't know, what else can I do.

Fourth, it's Ah Q's origin. If his surname is Zhao, then according to the old practice of calling the county wang, it can be said that it is "Longxi Tianshui people" according to the annotation on the "County Name Hundred Family Names" (14), but unfortunately this surname is not very reliable, so the place of origin is also somewhat uncertain. Although he lived in Weizhuang more, he often stayed elsewhere, and he could not be said to be a Weizhuang person, even if he said that he was a "Weizhuang person", he still had a good history.

What I'm talking about is that there is also a "A" word that is very correct, and there is no shortcoming of pretending to be attached. As for the rest, they are not shallow learning, and I only hope that the disciples of Mr. Hu Shizhi (15), who have a "historical fetish and a research habit", may be able to find many new clues in the future, but I am afraid that the "True Story of Ah Q" will be eliminated by that time.

The above can be regarded as a preface.