Song Baojun took everyone's reaction in his eyes, secretly laughed, and said: "Yuan Shuang said that she was in a bad mood that night and asked me to accompany her." Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info but I look at the price of the luxury room of Xinyuan Hotel is three hundred and eight, and the business room is two hundred and four, even the most ordinary standard room is one hundred and two, how can I have this money in my pocket? And...... I won't hide it from you, I was still a virgin at that time, and when I saw this battle, I was really panicked, so I wanted to persuade Yuan Shuang to go back. ”

"Ahem! What are you panicking about? If you don't have any money, you won't borrow? If the beauty is clearly sent to the door, you won't think about it? Let's call our brothers again! One or two hundred is still a scrap together. A few boys got up in a hurry for him and shouted, "Are you so stupid or fake!" No wonder you're bullied all day long. ”

"Later, Yuan Shuang saw that I was embarrassed, and it was out of her pocket...... At the beginning, I didn't expect that Yuan Shuang would be so sassy and so energetic, and he worked all night, and all the upper and lower three holes were used. Pity me for being an innocent virgin, I can't tell the difference between the southeast and the northwest, and I was given a good life enlightenment education lesson by her, and my legs are still soft when I get up in the morning, alas! Shame on you. Song Baojun shook his head and sighed.

He simply made up a fictional story, even how Yuan Shuang was beautiful, how her thighs were long, how she moaned tactfully, how excited and nervous, how dull and stupid, and how emotionally burst out.

Even the narrative techniques of the film are used to create suspense, talk endlessly, and talk about the ups and downs of "that night", which is more wonderful than the most brain-consuming novel.

This number one otaku was admitted to Chazhou University, and he originally had a foundation in Chinese, but he couldn't use it flexibly. At this time, he gradually suffered from the infection of a lewd personality, just like hydrogen and oxygen meet to produce water, and there was a subtle chemical reaction, and the story was told vividly, and the four boys were fascinated and couldn't come back to their senses for a long time.

After a long time, William Chen patted his leg, happy, jealous and admired, and said with a smile: "Why didn't we buddies meet such a good thing?" Song Baojun, you kid is really a fool and a fool! ”

Lu Xiuzhong wiped the saliva from the corners of his mouth and said, "If I had that day, I would be willing to reduce my life for ten years!" Xiaojun, Xiaojun? Hey, what about Song Baojun? Where did this kid go? ”

"Song Baojun? What about people? The other two boys couldn't help but look back, Song Baojun, who was still commenting on the story before, had already taken advantage of everyone's distraction and disappeared, and the chair was empty.

"Why did you say that the person ran away, I still want to ask him for Yuan Shuang's number, I want that kind of woman to be a husband, the monk can touch it, I can't touch it?"

William Chen put away his envious look, lifted his chopsticks and was about to pick up the vegetables, when he suddenly exclaimed: "Eh!?" What about our dishes? ”

I saw that the table was empty, and the four fragrant stewed pork ribs with winter melon, fried shredded pork with green peppers, simmered pig's trotters with tomatoes, and stewed pork belly with cucumbers were all gone!

The dishes are clean and slippery, and there are a few residual juices that are particularly eye-catching.

William Chen couldn't believe it, and asked hesitantly, "Xiuzhong, did we order food just now?" ”

Lu Xiuzhong knocked his head and said with great conviction: "I have ordered it, and it has been served." ”

"Have we eaten then?"

"No, I didn't eat, I still feel hungry......"

"That's impossible, why are you saying the dish is missing?"

William Chen looked down at the table again, and almost jumped up like a burning butt. Eight of the twelve bottles of beer were missing, and four were left in the cardboard box, looking very lonely and pitiful.

Lu Xiuzhong's brain was numb, and he wanted to take out a cigarette and smoke a calm and calm down, patted his chest and pocket, and the box of twenty-two Yuhu cigarettes was nowhere to be found.

"This ...... What's going on? What the! ”

……******……

Song Baojun carried a lunch box in his left hand and four delicacies in a plastic bag in his right hand, and hurried to the dormitory in three steps and two steps.

But it's faltering, and I can't go too fast.

In the coat, there are four bottles of beer inserted upside down in the belt of the front abdomen, and four bottles of beer are also inserted in the back waist, making the body bloated and the appearance is strange and ugly.

If he wears a thick coat in winter, he can still carry four bottles in his sleeves and trouser legs, and a whole case of beer can be cleaned up.

Tan Qingkai was busy working in the bathroom, the kitchen utensils were borrowed, all kinds of spices were also obtained, and the air vents of the pressure cooker were overflowing with the fragrance of salt-baked chicken. Seeing Song Baojun coming back, he said with a smile: "What kind of fame are you doing, it will take half a day to buy a meal." ”

When he saw Song Baojun take out bags of dishes and bottles of beer and put them on the table, Tan Qingkai's eyes lit up two light bulbs, and he smiled in surprise: "Ouch, salt-baked chicken is enough, why do you have to make it so rich?" It's too expensive, by the way, what will you do with your living expenses next month? Why don't I lend you some? ”

Song Baojun pretended to be very pretending to say: "How much can it cost?" They were all sent by William Chen from the second class. ”

"William Chen? How did you mess with him? ”

"It's okay, it's okay, I can even settle Longya, and I'm still afraid of William Chen?"

Tan Qingkai was puzzled, looked at Song Baojun up and down, and said, "Ah Jun, I seem to feel that you are a little different." ”

"Then you must be because of too much masturbation, which leads to prostate hypertrophy, and then produces endocrine disorders, causing duodenal dysfunction, implicating mucosal inflammation, resulting in the alienation of the nasal cavity, and excessive accumulation of nasal feces, compressing the cranial nerves, and thus hallucinating."

"What?" Tan Qingkai thought about it for a long time and reacted, and couldn't help scolding: "Your grandma's." ”

The four male students in the 612 dormitory are Song Baojun, Tan Qingkai, Guo Jun, and Ma Guodong, and only Tan Qingkai can be regarded as Song Baojun's only "patient" who sympathizes with each other, and they have a common language with each other. Without him, they are all little feet who are bullied together.

The other two, Guo Jun and Ma Guodong, naturally won't go all the way with them.

Counting up, Tan Qingkai's treatment is better. This guy's family conditions are good, and he can get a small amount of money to invite people to drink after being repaired, and others will not embarrass him too much.

Song Baojun can't do it, 800 yuan of living expenses per month, except for food and clothing, the rest is used to recharge online game point cards, and there is no money left, where can I have the ability to honor my uncle? Everywhere he went, he would be ridiculed and ridiculed, and when he returned to the dormitory, he would be forced to clean by Guo Jun and Ma Guodong, and even did a lot of miserable things such as helping to wash clothes.

finally has a bottom, so Tan Qingkai is more eager for Song Baojun.

Pour the dishes on the spare lunch box, and the salt-baked chicken is also served after it comes out of the pot, and the four dishes and one soup are just right to fill the table. Tan Qingkai closed his eyes and sniffled intoxicatedly, and said with a smile: "If there are such good dishes every day, it will be a fairy-like life." ”

Song Baojun poured beer on the two glasses, picked up the glasses and said, "Akai, I would like to give you a glass and thank you for your selfless care for me in the past two semesters." In the future, if I Song Baojun has a bite to eat in the tea, I will never miss you. ”