129 Isn't it good to be alive
One...... A werewolf fell.
With tears in the corners of his eyes, he clutched the root of his tail in pain.
Liu Li stood in place very embarrassed.
Because he didn't expect this thing to be so fragile, obviously he didn't use too much strength.
"Hey, I said, don't pretend to be dead, okay? You look at those pure masters on TV, you don't blink your arms and eyes, you cry and chirp when I pull you, or are you not gentlemen?"
Liu Li squatted down and said with good words.
Because this guy looked like it was in pain, but Liu Li was sure that he really didn't use too much strength.
And when Liu Li squatted down, the werewolf, who had tears in the corners of his eyes at the last moment, instantly opened his beast pupils and opened his mouth to reveal an evil smile.
At that moment, he moved, and bounced off the ground at a faster speed than he had just pounced on Liu Li.
There is smugness and hideousness in the eyes of werewolves.
This person is very fast, can avoid his pounce, and even grabs his tail with a backhand, and the speed just now is already his normal speed, so the result of another attack may not be too good.
But the werewolf said that he was not stupid and would use tactics.
So he pretended to be injured and lay on the ground, waiting for the moment when the other party came to check and attacked.
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At this moment, Liu Li thought of the ancient text.
What 'the former wolf pretended to sleep, cover to lure the enemy' and the like.
What the ancients said was true, the wolf is a creature that really uses stratagems.
At that time, the big mouth full of fangs was about to stick to Liu Li's face.
At that moment, Liu Li's body reacted instinctively and slapped it out.
Smack-
"Ah——!h
Bang –
……
A humanoid creature rolled in the air for thirteen and a half weeks, turned around and stuck into the wall, and could not be clasped by hand, and had to use a crowbar to pry it out.
Liu Li looked at his hand, then at the werewolf who had been hung on the wall and turned into a specimen, and sighed helplessly: "Alas, you really can't blame me for this." ”
If you blame me for this kind of thing, it will be unreasonable.
Hollowed in the building, only the long tongue of the werewolf with a protruding nose drooped, the little stars rolling in front of the eyeballs, and the whole person's consciousness has been lost.
But when he heard Liu Li say that he didn't blame him, the soulless body still subconsciously raised a strong middle finger.
Liu Li smiled, put his right hand into his pocket, and took out his mobile phone to take a set of continuous shots for the werewolf brothers on the wall.
Before leaving, he shook his head and dropped a sentence: "Most of the bones are broken, and it is a waste of decoction to cure them." ”
……
Liu left.
One of the remaining parties, the girl, wiped the saliva on her face, and after staying in place for a long time, she trembled and took out her mobile phone to call the police.
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Liu Li uploaded the photos in his phone to the computer, then blurred the background and posted it to the post bar.
"On the way, I met a perverted licking lady, and I slapped her into the wall. ”
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The post instantly got a lot of replies.
"Damn, it's so realistic!"
"Which movie's special effects are these?"
"Did the big guy do it himself? That's great, does the big guy accept apprentices?"
In the picture, a werewolf with gray hair is pressed against the wall with great force, looking like he is about to die.
And judging from the picture, it doesn't look like P came out at all.
So the friends think that they have met the big guy.
"Yes, I did it myself. ”
Liu Li unceremoniously admitted.
After all, for the average person...... Even for him before, this kind of thing was quite incredible, and he would subconsciously think it was a special effect.
"How did the big guy do it, teach us, it looks exactly like the real thing. ”
"It's duang~, and it's made at once. ”
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Liu Li is not a big man, so it is naturally impossible to say that he is ugly, and he prevaricates about the past.
Even if someone wonders if he is someone else's, he doesn't care and doesn't explain, because he just thinks he has encountered a strange thing and wants to share it with others, and netizens he doesn't know is a good choice.
I also cook my own meals at noon.
Compared to the ninja world, the supermarket is really a convenient place, and the range of ingredients to choose from is instantly much larger, which makes people feel a little happy.
……
While cooking, I hit the keyboard with my mental power to post back.
This kind of life is very comfortable.
Although Liu Li has been away for several years, for his relatives and friends in this world, Liu Li has only disappeared for less than a week, and he also explained it yesterday, so there is no big problem.
If Liu Li suddenly looked like 'I'm finally back' to visit his relatives and friends at this time, it would seem strange.
So, it's better to move on with your little life.
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Afternoon.
The sun is much lovelier in winter than in summer.
On the lawn below the community, dog walkers, children with children, adults, the elderly and children are basking in the sun.
It's a great way to enjoy such a beautiful afternoon with your favorite music.
At this time, if someone dares to disturb, then he had better have a reason to make Liu Li's hand not too heavy.
Just when Liu Li was enjoying the warmth beautifully with headphones, two strong and powerful arms put on his shoulders.
"Don't move, come with us!"
A hard object pushed Liu Li's waist from behind.
“……”
Lazily opened his eyes, and followed the two of them out of crowded places with his body.
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"Get in!"
Liu Li was pushed into a van, and two people sat up on the left and right, surrounding him in the middle.
looked at the car, there were three people except himself.
One driver in front, one person in the back, that is, one on each side of yourself.
What these three have in common is that the first is male, the second is burly, and the third is ...... They are all bald.
The car was started, and the driver was about to drive when he suddenly saw something in the rearview mirror, turned his head and said, "Put away his phone." ”
The two people sitting next to Liu Li immediately started to collect his mobile phone.
And just when the two of them touched the earphone cable, Liu Li's eyes that had been lazy became sharp.
"Isn't it good to be alive?"
Invisible telekinesis swept abruptly.
Bang –
The entire van jumped ten centimeters in place and then fell.
……
"Goo~!"
Cold sweat flowed from the driver's shiny head, and he swallowed with difficulty.
The two accomplices in the back had fainted without knowing whether they were alive or dead.
And the sense of death oppression coming from the car just now made him feel a little empty now.
"By car. Liu Li said lightly.
"Where are you going?"
The driver asked in fear.
"Guess what. ”
Liu Li leaned back and closed his eyes.
The driver finally made a plan after two hundred waves of psychological activity and started the car.