Chapter 183: Shake off a little baggage
What Hui Bao said was not sad at all, but made Yan Huan'er feel too funny. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info laughed on the side hahaha with Huibao's "think about the past", and laughed forward and backwards.
Hui Bao went on to talk about how his mother threw him down and ran away for some reason, and how his aunt liked to beat him since she was a child, so how often he beat those two children now.
When he said that, his eyes were shining, and the whole oppressed child who was bitter and hateful, how did he finally grow into a young man with a bull fork 2, and happily avenged the beating.
What Hui Bao said was like making up cross talk, and Yan Huan'er was stunned for a while, and he couldn't help but be brought into that kind of dumb laughter.
Listen to what he had to say.
He said: "Yan Huan'er, I'll tell you a joke, you have to cooperate with me." ”
Yan Huan'er took a sip of Coke, waved her hand and said, "No problem." Say, how to cooperate?"
Huibao asked: "Do you know cross talk? I'll give you a paragraph, you have to be the one who praises." ”
Yan Huan'er asked, "What do you mean by praise?"
Hui Bao said, "If I say something, you have to give me a question, you know, you have to ask, pretend not to understand." ”
Yan Huan'er felt that talking with Huibao was too happy, and responded with high interest: "Okay, the question is right? You say. Hahaha. ”
Hui Bao cleared his throat, waved his chicken paws, and began to speak-
"That year, there were two people on this train, a man and a woman. ”
Huibao saw that Yan Huan'er was stunned and listening, so he took it himself, and said, "Well, men, and women, this is not common." ”
"But these two are fun. "Hui Bao began to split his roles.
"What's a good way to play?"
"The two were arguing. "Hui Bao B.
"Isn't this still common?"
"yes, but if you look at what they did in the end, it's not very common. "Hui Bao B.
"That's going to have to look and see what they've done. "Hui Bao Jia.
Yan Huan'er hasn't answered a sentence since then, and let Huibao say it all by herself. What he said was a dance of eyebrows, and his tone was frustrated. Yan Huan'er had no choice but to grin and listen to him continue to be amused.
I didn't expect Huibao to be really a treasure, such a sad thing, which can make him full of joy. He's really talking about his own jokes, let others laugh.
"My mother said, 'That kid is mine alone?' You have a share in it. "Huibao has finally been himself.
"My dad said, of course you have a share, if you don't, you would have fallen to me a long time ago. ”
"Well, that makes sense. "Huibao began to split again.
"My mother said again, so since I have a share, why should I take care of the children alone?"
"yes, your dad has to help with it, too. Yan Huan'er finally said a sentence. I couldn't help but be brought into the joke by Huibao, and I was very happy.
"My dad said, then I also ask you for money every month, then I will take care of the children at home. ”
"Well, what did your mother say?" Yan Huan'er couldn't help but ask.
My mother didn't speak, she just put me in the seat, and said that I would earn money when I went back, and the child didn't want it. ”
"Huh, how can this be done!" Yan Huan'er said in surprise.
"Isn't it common for these two to be common?" asked Huibao.
"Yes, it's not common. Yan Huan'er followed.
"The most uncommon thing is that my dad also said, don't want it, see who can endure it. ”
Yan Huan'er was about to ask, "How is that possible? ”
Before he could ask, he let someone else take it.
"Hahaha, what you kid said is really false? Is this your own father and mother? It's too cola. The person from Shangfu leaned down and interrupted Huibao's "cross talk", with a smile on his face.
"Haha, your mother threw you in the car, and your father can't be in a hurry. The aunt on the opposite side replied with a smile.
The two didn't expect Huibao's little joke to attract the passengers on the opposite side to prick up their ears to listen, and they were both amused by Huibao's self-made jokes.
"No, I've been asking my dad this for years. In the end, it turns out that I am his own son. Hui Bao crooked his mouth and continued with a smile.
And still responded there one by one: "No, my dad later found me back, I didn't lose it." But my mom lost it. ”
Yes, another burden.
The whole car burst into laughter. Everyone didn't care if Huibao's mother was really lost, they just joked about Huibao's good jokes.
The aunt on the other side laughed and tears came out and said: "Your father and mother are fun, and your child is also fun, how good it is, what a happy child!"
Huibao was so happy along the way, and Yan Huan'er gradually became familiar with him. Later, Yan Huan'er could also joke with Huibao.
As soon as Hui Bao said that he wanted to be back then, Yan Huan'er smiled and said, "There is a child ......."
Hahaha...... Everyone laughed, but Huibao laughed even louder.
In the carriage, because of Huibao's chatter, there was a lot less boredom along the way.
The young man on the bunk opposite exchanged phone calls with Huibao, and the two made an appointment to skateboard together in the future, just in Bay Park, where Huibao was a little fun.
In this way, Yan Huan'er sometimes quarreled with Huibao along the way, sometimes listened to Huibao's Kan Dashan from all over the world, and then slept with a stuffy head, and the thirty-hour drive ended soon.
When they arrived at the beach in the afternoon of the next day, it was already evening, Yan Huan'er and Huibao came out of the station, and it was already the beginning of the lanterns, and the street lights were lighting up one by one.
The two are now standing on the side of the road and hailing a taxi.
Car after car passed, but it was empty. The two of them waved for most of the day, and they didn't see a car stop. Otherwise, I finally saw a car stop and was immediately robbed by someone else.
During this rush hour after work, it's really better to walk. If it weren't for the fact that the school was really too far, Yan Huan'er would have wanted to walk back.
After another taxi was snatched away by the two girls in front, Yan Huan'er remembered the part where she met Ma Jianshe in the rain when the freshmen entered the school last year.
This man is really strange.
It turned out that Ma Jianshe was with him all day long, Yan Huan'er had never missed him so much, but now that Ma Jianshe was far away from him, he touched a certain nerve, and from time to time, he would think of some of his fragments.
Yan Huan'er defines this kind of longing for herself as: saying goodbye to that kind of friendly and intimate classmate relationship again.
In the end, the two finally stopped a car, Huibao's big suitcase car couldn't fit in the back, the car was gas, and there was a big gas bottle behind it.
Yan Huan'er's small suitcase happened to be put in, so Yan Huan'er sat in the back seat with Huibao's big suitcase, and Huibao sat in the front.
In the car, Yan Huan'er said that the taxi fee would go to Huibao, and the dinner for the two would belong to her.
If you are familiar with this way, you can settle the account clearly.
Huibao didn't argue with Yan Huan'er, where the lion opened his mouth and wanted to go to the island to eat, and Yan Huan'er also learned to say: "Get out of the way." ”
Yan Huan'er will also say such things, and he will be ruined, haha.
Porridge comes and goes
I spend time at home with my children on weekends, so I have to have two chapters a day.