Chapter 15: Your Majesty Augustus II!
Wang Jie's fingers tapped on the keyboard, and quickly typed the name of "Yunxuan Pet Shop" in the barrage window, but when it sounded, the system popped up a prompt: I'm sorry, your level is not enough, please complete the assessment before speaking......
No way!
Wang Jie's heart was instantly hit by 10,000 critical points.
He rubbed his eyes and began to answer the questions one by one, but the questions at station B were more different than the other, asking why it was normal for the toad to have three legs.
Wang Jie even saw it and asked why the female mosquito sucks blood, while the male mosquito can drink juice!
Just kidding, both mosquitoes drink juice, who can afford it?
Wang Jie felt that these problems were simply weak, and he should really put two development points in the editor of the website to expand his IQ.
Wang Jie turned off the machine in a fit of rage, covered the quilt and fell asleep.
When he woke up the next day, the first thing he did was to turn on the computer to check the video, and unexpectedly, the number of barrages had reached the maximum value displayed on the left side of the system!
Three thousand!
More and more people are leaving messages below, nothing more than marveling at the cleverness of the kitten, the kitten does not catch mice, and actually plays the art of war!
His Majesty the cat was lying on the sofa, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he licked his paws indifferently.
Floating clouds, they are all floating clouds.
Wang Jie continued to fight against the system, wanting to send the store address as soon as possible, who knew that a blue barrage instantly dominated the screen, and the font of Dou Da read: This cat is my family, if necessary, please call 138XXXXXXXXX and so on......
I've seen shameless, but I've never seen such shameless!
Wang Jie was so angry that he smashed the computer.
It was impersonated so quickly.
The cat slaves who were clever and witty by the kitten immediately chased the curtain and asked how the cat was sold and where the address was.
Wang Jie slowly calmed down, opened his personal page, looked at the two videos he uploaded last night, smiled coldly, and pressed the delete button.
Don't you want to sell cats, play by yourself, man!
Phew!
When Chu Xiangling came in, she saw Wang Jie who was so angry that she slammed the table, she glanced at Lele, Lele ran over on tiptoe and hugged his thigh, "Uncle is good, uncle don't be angry!"
"What's the matter, early in the morning, you are angry with this virtue?" Chu Xiangling also walked over, handed him a washed peach, and asked.
Wang Jie told the story of the video, and Chu Xiangling was very curious after listening to it, this little flower cat is so powerful?
"Brother Jie is happy, life is a strong job, since you can't resist, it's better to lie down and enjoy it first. Chu Xiangling watched the video, surprised by the performance of the little flower cat, poked Wang Jie's squeaky nest, and grinned and said with relief.
"Look at this girl to get it!" she raised her eyebrows, took the notebook, downloaded a video editing software, watermarked the video, and resent it.
At eight o'clock in the morning, at the door of Yunxuan Pet Store, a short-haired little girl with a camisole shirt, a pair of ultra-short hot pants and blue mesh sneakers on her feet appeared, tilting her head to look at a few big characters on the brand, and lowered her head to look at the video on her mobile phone, clenching her fist, yes!
That's right, this is the store!
She pushed open the door and came in, and saw Wang Jie and Chu Xiangling sitting on the sofa, as well as a little girl with big eyes and long eyelashes, who was too beautiful to talk, sitting next to them eating ice cream.
"Boss, is this Yunxuan Pet Shop?" the short-haired little girl walked in and asked timidly.
Wang Jie hurriedly stood up and came to her side, revealing a trademark smile, "That's right, yes, what do you need?"
"I ......" the little girl rolled her eyes and swept the furnishings in the room, she was a little puzzled if it was this shop, it looked deserted, there were not a few animals!
Moreover, Where is that little flower cat?
"I watched your video on station B, and I want to see that little flower cat......" The little girl spoke softly and crisply, like a lark singing.
Wang Jie turned his head and smiled at Chu Xiangling, and the advertisement was broadcast!
"Here it is. Wang Jie picked up the little flower cat who was sleeping early on the throne on the windowsill and handed it to the little girl, who touched the kitten's head with a look of surprise.
"Wow, what a beautiful kitten!" she touched the kitten's paws, and turned the kitten over to look at the belly, "It's still a male cat......"
"Nasty humans!" Wang Jie's angry voice came from His Majesty the Cat's head.
"What's the matter, this little girl is very cute!" Wang Jie disagreed, the little girl was in a super good figure and dressed spicy enough, even Brother Jie, who has always been decent, couldn't help but look at it twice...... Hee-hee-hee-hee......
"She touches my balls......" The little kitten's white beard twitched like a twitch, and her pointed ears were erected, and she looked nervous.
"If you touch it, you won't lose the meat. ”
"There's a Persian cat watching outside the window...... His Majesty the Flower Cat stiffened, and was stroked by the little girl's hand from head to tail, and the fluff of his whole body exploded, he had never suffered such a great shame!
"It's just a Persian cat...... Wang Jie also deliberately ran to the window to look out, and sure enough, he saw a beautiful pure white Persian cat, looking into the pet store with a melancholy face.
"It's a female cat. In order to make him realize the seriousness of the matter, Little Flower Cat emphasized again.
"Isn't it just that I was touched by a little girl, and a certain part of my body was shown by another female cat, what's the big deal......" Wang Jie just said this, and the roar of His Majesty the flower cat exploded in ......his mind, "Isn't it serious? Not serious yet......"
"How does it feel to be pinched in front of a girl when you strip off your pants and are pinched in front of girls? Give me a reasonable explanation, damn pussy slave......!!!
Wang Jie immediately made up that picture in his mind, and he was scared, if, if, one day, in front of a certain beautiful woman, he took off his pants and pinched the eggs in front of her......
This picture, which is beyond the scope of normal description, belongs to the ......
Ahem, Uncle Police, I'm a good person, don't arrest me for help......
He wiped his cold sweat, hurriedly snatched the little cat from the little girl's hand, patted its head, and comforted it slightly, which ended the embarrassing moment of His Majesty the cat.
"Is it this little flower cat that beat those puppies to the ground?" The little girl not only did not get angry, but covered her little mouth and giggled, "Can you put on a show for me?"
"This, I'm afraid, is difficult. Wang Jie shook his head and said with a smile, "You know, these puppies have already been tamed, so there is no need for His Majesty to take action." ”
"Your Majesty?" the little girl was stunned, and Wang Jie hurriedly explained, "This is the abbreviation of Little Flower Cat, the full name is, it is ......"
He scratched his head and suddenly remembered that the little flower cat still has no name!
"Gaius Julius Augustus II!"
"What a long name!" the little girl stomped her foot happily, "but the name of Your Majesty is very suitable for the characteristics of kittens, and when he makes a move, I seem to think that he is the king of cats......"
The little flower cat was lying comfortably in Wang Jie's palm, with its belly facing up, and its two snow-white little paws waving in the air, feeling very satisfied with the title of the king of cats.
"So, handsome shopkeeper brother, can you let the little flower cat let me hug it again, just give it a moment!" The little girl saw Wang Jie's smile on her face, hurriedly struck while the iron was hot, shook his arm, and said coquettishly.
"Okay!" Wang Jie also wanted to take this opportunity to expand his influence, so he reluctantly agreed.
Unexpectedly, just when Wang Jie handed over His Majesty Augustus II to the little girl, the pupils of the little flower cat suddenly gathered into a point, and the sharp claws bounced out, slamming into the little girl's face!
Not good, His Majesty the Cat is angry!