Xie Tiegang took a small bite of the soaked bamboo shoots, his face was full of surprise, Jin Tukang also did the same, and after eating it in his mouth, he asked, "Oh, this small dish is really a must, it tastes delicious." Dust, Margin, Literature√ and Literature← Network"

Feng Zhe smiled and didn't say a word, let the food be served, the waiter came in with a casserole, everyone smelled a fragrance, and when the soup was scooped into the personal bowl, Xie Tiegang and Jin Tukang were even more surprised when they looked at the complete small turtle in the bowl.

Feng Zhe was immediately impressed by Li Xueqin when he heard this, this speech was straight and foggy, if he didn't have a little common sense of life and experience between men and women, he really couldn't understand what dumb riddles several people were playing.

What's the matter, are they testing themselves? Or are they just talking?

Zhao Man also looked at Hu Duan at this time and asked, "Who is the second child?" Who do you say is the second child?"

In the local dialect, the second child has the meaning of ****, and Hu Duan explained: "Boss, you are the boss, you are my eldest sister in the judicial office, I am the second, and my whole body is the second!"

Lin Xiaoquan interjected and said, "What are you talking about? Comrade Yiman, you say, how do we have an opinion on Xiao Feng? If I can't say that Zi Chou Mao Yin is coming today, I will exercise the power of the director!"

Lin Xiaoquan called Zhao Man Zhao Yiman? Feng Zhe gained knowledge again.

Zhao Man's round eyes looked at Lin Xiaoquan, and then at Feng Zhe, who had a calm face, grinned, and said, "I don't want to be a martyr, I said yes, but in the future, the judicial office will not be half male and female." ”

"What and what, just one sentence, women will not hold up half the sky, and women will dominate the entire judicial office, and you are really ruthless. ”

"Or, if I say it, you and Hu Duan will make three cups by ourselves?"

Lin Xiaoquan looked at Hu Duan, and Hu Duan nodded, "Director, I will sell you more than 100 catties today, and in the future, on the fifteenth day of the new year, you will go to the house to see your younger brothers and sisters." ”

"you, Hu said. ”

Hu Duan also felt that there was a loophole in this statement, Zhao Man immediately knocked it with chopsticks and said, "Look, I am witnessing, it was Hu Duan who said that you should go to his house to see his wife more in the future, if you don't go, it's not sorry Hu Duan." ”

Lin Xiaoquan hurriedly waved his hand, "I'm not going, that's my brother and sister, I'm too familiar and I'm shy, I can't do it, rabbits don't eat the grass by the nest, you say, I'll just drink, don't let Feng Zhe feel that our man is not like a man when he first came." ”

Zhao Man smiled again: "This is not right, since there is grass on the edge of the nest, why let the rabbits run all over the mountain? ”

Hu Duan said, "Deputy Commander, do you think it's good for me to eat that?" Feng Zhe watched the reaction of the four people by drinking water, and as soon as Li Xueqin pulled Zhao Man, Zhao Man felt that his words had put himself and Li Xueqin in, so he interrupted and said, "Director, did you just say, huh, the applause is not warm, do you have an opinion on Xiao Feng, right?"

"Yes, I think, authentic half-room town Chinese, what's wrong?"

"Except for you men, how can we have anything here, are you asking yourself, and saying, do you two have an opinion on Xiao Feng?"

When Lin Xiaoquan and Hu Duan heard this, they both laughed, and drank the wine, Feng Zhe also accompanied a glass, Lin Xiaoquan said that Feng Zhe was good, but Hu Duan said to Li Xueqin, "Qin, you just said that you are not afraid of short, you don't need it, then my Xiaohu asked you in front of everyone, what have you been using at home?"

"Ah, I'm going to kill you!" Li Xueqin immediately stood up to twist Hu Duan's mouth, Hu Duan ran when he got up, stood up and said after standing up to Lin Xiao's body, "Our family doesn't need to look for cucumbers in the middle of the night, our family has a rolling pin, which is much stronger and more durable than cucumbers, cucumbers can be broken, can rolling pins? ”

Li Xueqin's husband is from the Meishan County Criminal Police Team, equipped with a gun, Hu Duan's joke made everyone happy for a while, Li Xueqin sat down, glared at Hu Duan and said, "If you have the ability, don't be caught by the old lady!"

"Sister, you are younger than me, a little woman from a good family, she calls herself an old lady in Xiao Feng, and she is also a little tender, if you want to catch me, at most suppress me, clean me up on it, I will do whatever you want, you want to spoil, you want to ravage, you should sacrifice your life for the country." ”

"Stop, stop, I haven't finished saying this, you guys just interrupt, let Xiao Feng think of me as a director, where is my majesty?" Lin Xiaoquan said with a straight face, and waited for everyone to stop laughing before continuing, "A hundred years of cultivation can drink together, a thousand years of cultivation can sleep on a pillow, that is, sleep on a pillow, we don't meet every day, right? We stare at each other every day in an institution, well, Zhao Yiman's bitterness and hatred are deep, and his eyes are wider......"

"You're off topic!" Zhao Man reminded dissatisfiedly.

"Yes, yes, I continued, what is that, I think, to be able to work together, that is to practice for 10,000 years, at least 10,000 years to be able to go in and out of a room all day, so, the two of them are the closest, but the two of them are still fighting and bumping, we work together, and we haven't seen anyone beat anyone to death on the ground, so I think we should toast each other with a few glasses of wine, for us to work together, live together under the same roof, cheers!"

Feng Zhe was a little skeptical that these four people were all addicted to alcohol, and found a way to pour wine into their stomachs, otherwise, maybe the atmosphere here in half the room was like this, everyone was good at what was in the cup, and they could drink a few taels.

The five of them all raised their glasses and drank, and came down in accordance with the rules of official positions from large to small, and started to walk in circles from Lin Xiaoquan, but Hu Duan Zhao Man and Li Xueqin did not fight with Lin Xiaoquan to guess the matchmaker, everyone touched each other's glasses, and when they arrived in front of Feng Zhe, he stood up and said" What the director just said is good, the two don't meet all day, good friends may not be able to become good partners, good partners may not be able to become good couples, I can come to the half room, under the leadership of the director, and several other people in the institute to work together, I feel very honored, I just arrived today, I won't say much, you are free, I did it. ”

Feng Zhe drank three cups in a row, Lin Xiaoquan's eyes lit up, because each cup had a little two or two, Hu Duan slapped the table and shouted, "Okay! Li Xueqin, next time you come with a man with two guns, I will let Xiao Feng go to the battle, and see if he dares to say that there is no one in the judicial office!"

"There are no men and women, why is there no one?" Zhao Man said and looked at Feng Zhe, and said with a smile, "This Hu Duan always has a problem with speaking, with a gun and a stick, Xiao Feng will rest first, come down and I'll walk in a circle, grow up, you come." ”

Lin Xiaoquan frowned and said, "Come on, but I'll exercise the power of the director, I think, let's guess the boxing and alcohol order, you women don't know, then we'll come to the text, if you want to fight without martial arts, you and I will tell stories, or jokes, if it's good, don't drink, if it's bad, it's crooked." ”

Zhao Man said okay, Lin Xiaoquan said first, "I'll just say four sentences, you can see if this is the truth, saying that we drink alcohol, no matter the time, no matter the occasion, no matter who we are with, no matter what kind of wine, never shrink our heads." ”

After Lin Xiaoquan finished speaking, everyone said yes, Zhao Man took a drink, her face suddenly turned red, and Feng Zhe felt that she was more and more like a toy and fake doll.

Next is Hu Duan, Hu Duan said, "There is a bull and a cow with their calves grazing in the field, come over a luxury car, the bull said no, you two eat, I'm leaving, the county cadres have come down." The bull said you don't know, I eat vegetarian food, and they eat bullwhips as soon as they come, and this is not worse than killing me. The cow said then I have to run too, and the bull asked you what you were afraid of? You don't have a bullwhip! The cow said you don't know, and these cadres bragged after eating the bullwhip! Then the cow said then I have to go with you, and the bull and the cow asked you what you were going? The calf said you don't know, and they will pull the calf after they have blown it!"

After Hu Duan finished speaking, several people didn't laugh, Hu Duan was there alone, and when the music was over, he looked at everyone and said, "Isn't it funny?"

"Is it funny?" Li Xueqin said disdainfully, "I know, I understand that you mean the county, I don't know, I think you scolded us, how different are we from the people in the county you said? Or do you dislike that there is no cow on this table?"

Hu Duan was dumbfounded when he heard this, drank wine and said, "Huh, I'm not asking for my own hardship." ”

"You're begging for wine. ”

Zhao Man looked at Li Xueqin as he spoke, Li Xueqin smiled and said, "I tell a story, about a young lady who walked into the bank and wanted to exchange 100 yuan for a small denomination, and the bank clerk read it and said, Miss, you are a counterfeit currency, and the young lady screamed when she heard it, and said Oh my God! ”

When Lin Xiaoquan and Zhao Man heard this, they laughed, but Hu Duan said that it was boring, and asked Li Xueqin to talk about one more, and Li Xueqin said, "It's boring?

"If you don't talk about it, will you?

Li Xueqin pouted and said, "Okay, let you be convinced!" The village production team bought a male donkey, but it died within a few days, and it happened that the female * donkey * was in heat, so the people in the village hurriedly called the village party secretary who was holding a meeting in the county! The female * donkey is in heat, the male * donkey is dead, now do you buy the male * donkey first, or wait for you to come back?"

Now Hu Duan also smiled, Feng Zhexin said that this judicial office is all talents, go out to eat both men and women, absolutely kill the Quartet, it will be your turn later, if you can't let go, it may be difficult to blend in with them in the future, if it is too vulgar, but it is a bit against your own will, you have to think about it.

After Li Xueqin finished speaking, Zhao Man was about to drink, so Li Xueqin stopped and said, "I'll drink with my eldest sister, even, let's have half a cup for two people." ”

Feng Zhe took a look, although this Li Xueqin was small, she was delicate and knew how to protect people.

Zhao Man looked at Feng Zhe after drinking, Feng Zhe said, "Sister Zhao just finished drinking, a little fierce, I will also say one, say wife, sister-in-law and brother-in-law, fight a natural phenomenon." ”

Zhao Man frowned when he heard this, and Hu Duan asked, "What kind of riddle is this?

"What kind of meeting! Natural phenomena, natural phenomena, do you understand?" Lin Xiaoquan glared at Hu Duan, and Li Xueqin looked at Feng Zhe and smiled, "After all, I came from the city and saw the world, how could such a simple sentence and three people stump all four of us?"

Li Xueqin is also twenty-four or five years old, her lips are red and her teeth are white after drinking wine, she is very eye-catching, Feng Zhe looked at her and didn't speak, she looked like a black-faced Baogong who was impartial in law enforcement, Li Xueqin looked at Zhao Man, Zhao Man only looked at Hu Duan and Lin Xiaoquan, and when she saw that everyone shook her head, she said, "It seems that I have drunk this wine." ”

Feng Zhe didn't let everyone wait for a long time, so he said, "Wife, sister-in-law, brother-in-law, fight a natural phenomenon, and the mystery is the sunrise of Mount Tai." ”

"Tarzan sunrise?"

Hu Duan was still repeating, Li Xueqin and Zhao Man were already laughing, Lin Xiaoquan slapped the table and shouted, "Huh, isn't it the sunrise of Mount Tai! The sister-in-law's wife and brother-in-law were both born to the mother-in-law, isn't it the sunrise of the father-in-law! Xiao Feng, there is you, hahaha......"

Several people laughed, Feng Zhe didn't let Zhao Man drink alone, he learned from Li Xueqin and Zhao Man to share half of the wine, just drank it, Li Xueqin frowned on the side, covered her mouth and ran out, Hu Duan said in his mouth, "It's not usually like this, the amount of alcohol has become smaller today?"

Lin Xiaoquan didn't speak, Zhao Man followed and walked out, and said to Hu Duan, "Be careful that people come to beat you with guns." ”

"What's wrong with me, who did you provoke?" Hu Duan wondered, and Zhao Man said, "Li Xueqin is pregnant." ”

Hu Duan sighed at this time, "I see, pregnancy reaction, gun-wielding people will also play conspiracy, and they are hiding a small spy in the secret." ”

Lin Xiaoquan frowned, Feng Zhexin said that she was pregnant and still drinking? Lin Xiaoquan said: "Xiao Feng is here, Xueqin is pregnant, and I see that we have become a gang of four again." ”

After giving birth to a child, she will have to take maternity leave, so one day in the future, there will be four more people in the judicial office, but Feng Zhe felt that there was something wrong with what Lin Xiaoquan said, and it seemed that the reason for Li Xueqin's pregnancy was caused by herself.

As he was talking, a man came in from outside the private room, and as soon as he came in, he said, "Lin Justice, do you dare to call me for wine?"

This person is tall, thin, with a loud voice, and looks very momentum, Lin Xiaoquan's eyes opened: "How can I see you anywhere!"

Hu Duan called Director Tang, Feng Zhe stood up, and said in his heart Could this person be the director of the Banjianfang Town Public Security Police Station?