Chapter 16: The Fat Man's Tale
"What kind of venom barbarian king, the biochemical skin of the barbarian king is ugly to death, what, you want to buy it?" The fat man looked at Zhou Chen as if he was looking at a nervous disorder, "Uh! You can search the Internet for yourself, I don't bother to talk to you more." Zhou Chen took the fat man's mobile phone and took a screenshot of the deceased's death, sent it to the computer and studied it carefully, feeling that he had found a new continent, and hurriedly shouted to the fat man to come and see, "Fat man, you check the record of the brother sitting next to you, and then ask your friend the game nickname of the second deceased." ”
"What's the situation, what did you find?" The fat man looked at Zhou Chen suspiciously while checking the results of the first deceased on the Internet, "You hurry up and check, I want to take a look, my speculation is incorrect." Zhou Chen squinted his eyes and pondered, and there was an indescribable light flickering in his eyes.
"I've found it, see for yourself, and I'll ask my friend for the nickname of the second deceased. ”
Zhou Chen stared at the screen and saw the record above, in the last game, the first deceased used the prince of Demacia, Jiawen IV, to play the single position, while the opposite unit was the swift scout Timo, the jungler blind monk, the middle unit fire man, After reading it, the corners of Zhou Chen's mouth inadvertently rose, and it was almost the same as his guess, the cause of death was similar to the plot in the Venom Barbarian King novel, except that the first deceased was killed by the hero opposite, and the burning smell was the skill of the fire man, and the black blood flowing from the corner of his mouth was the poison of Zhong Timo, and the cracking of the body should be the same effect as the crystal explosion at the end...
"Zhou Chen, I also found out the other one, I really don't know what to check!" The fat man's words broke Zhou Chen's thinking, "Well, I'm just confirming my conjecture, you see, the heroes of the second deceased are Pig Girl, EZ, gems, cards, and Rambo, do you look at the form of the deceased when he died? The whole body was sparkling, and the body gradually cracked, is it the same effect as being hit by the opposite Rambo skill." Zhou Chen patiently explained to the fat man. "Dude, that's too much to say, what if he jerked off and burned the circuit board and caused the fire?" the fat man asked rhetorically with a look of disbelief, "Look at the first deceased again, the second deceased is not very clear, and there is only one superficial feature, you see that we were the first deceased in the morning, the purple blood flowing from the corners of the mouth, the burning of the body, is it the injury caused by Teemo and the fire man on the other side." Zhou Chen pointed to the computer screen to show the fat man.
"Zhou Chen, this makes a lot of sense, how did you analyze it?" the fat man touched his chin and asked, "I saw it from the online novel, but I also think that this kind of death is really too, could they have been killed by the hero opposite?" Zhou Chen also had a hard time believing the conclusion he had reached, even if it was his own speculation.
"Fatty, what do you think? Zhou Chen looked at the fat man sitting there looking at his mobile phone motionless, "Brother, I suddenly remembered, I haven't collected the rent today, otherwise, you can go with me, and I will ask you to masturbate at night." The fat man turned around and looked at Zhou Chen helplessly, Zhou Chen heard the strings, and his heart was sour, but he thought that it was okay to stay in the Internet café anyway, it was better to go out for a walk with the fat man, so he agreed to the fat man, Zhou Chen simply cleaned up the room, and then went downstairs with the fat man and went out, when they stepped out of the door frame, the corner of the door flashed a white light again.
Downstairs, the fat man took out the car key and walked to the front of a BMW Z4 and pressed it, "Drip, drip...", Zhou Chen looked at the fat man opening the car door for a while, and his heart was disdainful, damn, what kind of calf are you so rich that you have, and you blackmailed me for a braised pork rice. "Why are you stunned, get in the car. The fat man felt very comfortable when he saw Zhou Chen standing in place with an incredible expression, "How about it, brother, my car is good." Zhou Chen patted the fat man's shoulder and said enviously, "Fat man, I didn't see it, you are so rich, why do you still come to the Internet café to surf the Internet?"
The fat man patted the steering wheel hard, "Brother, I'm lonely, the people here speak well, all of them are talents, I like the feeling here..." The fat man smiled.
When he came to the place where the fat man wanted to collect rent, the fat man took out a golden necklace and two black sunglasses from the trunk, handed a pair of sunglasses to Zhou Chen, and then put the necklace and sunglasses on himself. Zhou Chen saw such a scene, "Brother, you are a mess! I don't dare to do this." The fat man hurriedly explained, "Brother, I'm cosplay, not the underworld to collect debts, this building is my family, I wear this to experience life." Zhou Chen was thundered by the fat man again. "Follow my brother and I'll collect rent. The fat man shouted Zhou Chen in his mouth, swaggering into the building, Zhou Chen shook his head and followed the fat man helplessly, and after collecting the rent, the two drove to masturbate.
Coming to the familiar and unfamiliar place of Farmer's Street again, Zhou Chen recalled the twists and turns of that night, and Zhou Chen's eyes moistened again. Looking out the window, it was getting dark, and the people on the street were gradually increasing, and the prologue of the night began to play.
"Fatty, why do you have to collect rent every day?" Zhou Chen chatted with the fat man while drinking beer.
"I ask all tenants to pay one by one, and the date of rent payment is arranged from the 1st to the 30th of each month..."The fat man took a bite of the lamb skewer and continued, "I drive my car from house to house every day to collect rent, brother, I am very busy. ”
Zhou Chen was thundered by the fat man again, "Why don't you collect all the rent in a day or two, save yourself from running every day, I said that Alipay and WeChat are very convenient now, why do you have to run to the door?"
The fat man glanced at Zhou Chen and said earnestly, "Dude, you don't understand, my mother said that people can't be idle, and if they are idle, they will be wasted." Brother, I can't afford it. ”
Zhou Chen was scorched by the fat man Lei's outside and tender inside, and his hand holding the meat skewer stopped in the air, "Damn, fat man, you cow... I'm throwing myself at you. "Dude, don't talk nonsense, I recognize you friend brother, come, drink." The fat man raised the wine glass in his hand to Zhou Chen, and Zhou Chen also raised his wine glass and touched it at the fat man. "Come on, do it. ”
Zhou Chen and the fat man don't know how many bottles of beer they have drunk, Zhou Chen has not vented so happily since Jiahui left, the fat man drank the last bottle, and fell to the ground with a "bang", but Zhou Chen did not have a trace of drunkenness, the more he drank, the more excited he became, pulling the fat man's mouth and shouting, "Get up, fat man, keep drinking, don't coward... Fatso... Fat man..."The fat man was already drunk and unconscious, and he had already fallen asleep.