If we use the metaphor of the scene in Jingjing's dream, chastity is a red river, then Comrade Jia Xiufang's psychological activities at this moment must be like this:

After crossing the river, it turns red, so how many times, is there a difference?

This kind of mentality, the psychological term is called the broken window theory, to put it bluntly, being stabbed once is no different from many times, the window must not be broken, and if it is broken, it is another world. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Chen Zilong resigned himself to making the bed, Yu Minglang looked at the dirty little bed, and the future brother-in-law of the bastard, and he was not sleepy.

rolled his eyes, and dragged Xiao Qian over after dozens of seconds.

"Dalong, do you want to know how your sister uses her professionalism to take down the other party when facing the most vicious gangsters?"

"Think about it!" the stupid roe deer took the bait, nodding his head and looking excited.

Xiao Qian rolled her eyes and looked at Yu Minglang helplessly.

Dear, my major, it's really not like that!

Yu Minglang pushed Xiao Qian, "Quick, Qianbao, give your brother a relaxation exercise to help with hypnosis." "Pit future brother-in-law +2.

“... Just like him, who falls asleep with a pillow on his head, and has nothing but a bunch of confused nerves in his brain, he doesn't have insomnia at all, so how can he need hypnosis?"

"Sister, you give me a try, I'm curious. The stupid roe deer sent it to the door by himself and offered to experience hypnosis.

Yu Minglang moved a stool and sat on the side to watch, and the stupid roe deer Dalong lay flat by himself, put his hands on his chest and made a dead man gesture, which was photographed by Xiaoqian and placed on his sides.

"Follow my voice, lie flat, relax, adjust your breathing-" Xiao Qian didn't finish the guidance, and Chen Zilong fell asleep.

Yu Minglang patted his face, but the kid didn't react.

Xiao Qian spread her hands, "I'll just say that simple-minded people don't need hypnosis at all, they can sleep by themselves." ”

Frail, elderly, unhealthy organs, and people with high pressure of work and education will have insomnia, Chen Zilong, a scumbag who has to celebrate progress in his studies after the penultimate exam, is carefree and carefree every day, so it is strange that he will have insomnia.

Yu Minglang saw that Chen Zilong was asleep, and quietly returned to her room with Xiao Qianniao in his arms, and Xiao Qian also stopped at Jia Xiufang's door to listen, and there was a slight snoring sound inside.

Yu Minglang was super excited about the success of the conspiracy.

Who wants to sleep next to his brother-in-law, the fragrant Qianbao is in front of him, and he will lose if he doesn't hug him!

Xiao Qian is a single bed, it's okay to sleep with a little girl, it's not enough for him to squeeze up as a tall man, but these difficulties can't resist Yu Minglang's determination, and all difficulties have to rely on other people's small beds, Xiao Qian saw him curled up on her bed with a black line.

"Where do I sleep?"

The shameless man immediately pointed to his chest, come on girl, the flesh skin pad of the human flesh brand is very good to the touch, and it comes with a free massage - hey, where is the hand touching?

Xiao Qian couldn't push him away, this guy's face was too thick.

Although I have also been lying in the same bed before, but the bed is big, and when this kind of small place is squeezed, it has become meat and meat.

"Don't move, I'm still hurt. ”

"You're still hurt, hurry up!"

"Ah, it hurts..."

Of course, Xiao Qian knew that he was pretending, but she was too lazy to demolish him, and she was a little cautious to avoid his injuries and lie in his arms.

The room is not big and the sound insulation is not good, so you can only keep the sound down.

"Qianbao, you also hypnotize me, I can't sleep. ”

"Don't..."It's weird to do something like this for your male ticket.

Yu Minglang cleared his throat and threatened shamelessly.

"If you don't do it, I'll call Auntie to come and take a look, Auntie, I can't sleep, Auntie, are you there?"

This shameless one, Xiao Qian pinched him, and then lay in his ear and tried to guide him in a low voice.

I knew in my heart that it would definitely be useless, this thing was not good for him in his previous life, and Yu Minglang belonged to the kind of person who was particularly bad at hypnosis.

But Xiao Qian never expected that she only read the beginning, and Yu Minglang sat up.

"Don't read it. ”

He sat up suddenly, Xiaoqian had no support, and fell face down on the pillow.

"Yu Minglang, do you want to die?!" Xiao Qian lowered her voice and asked through gritted teeth, this guy is getting more and more hateful.

Yu Minglang didn't want to do this, but he...

"Qianbao, do you hypnotize people, do you have this voice?"

It's so crispy too!

I don't think it's far away, how can I get so close, the effect is so amazing!

"Do you dare to question my professionalism? In addition to not being very good for you, I am quite easy to use outside!" Xiaoqian couldn't stand others questioning her professionalism.

Yu Minglang shook his head with a wry smile, "It's good for me..."

It's just that Qianbao's lethality to others is concentrated on it, and for Minglang's lethality, it is indescribable that it is all concentrated in the waist down.

Xiao Qian is still not convinced, Shi Ke can kill the profession and cannot be humiliated! Following his line of sight, Xiao Qian instantly understood.

"You !!"

"So I said it worked well... Qianbao, won't we pick up male patients in the future?"

It's also scary.

Xiao Qian's face turned red, "Do you think all male patients are just like you, shameless?"

"I'm just shameless to you..."

Xiaoqian couldn't lie down, so she got up and wanted to find him some frozen pears to quench the fire, but Yu Minglang pressed her and didn't let her move.

"Don't move, just for a while. ”

In fact, if you really can't bear it, it's not a big deal, in the eyes of the old man, getting engaged means that you can do it with connivance, otherwise how could Jia Xiufang let Yu Minglang stay overnight?

But the river in Yu Minglang's heart, but he doesn't want to pass it easily, it doesn't matter if anyone sees it, the river in his heart is there, and the ferry boat may be called respect.

Patience is hard, but waiting until the last moment can reap the joy of multiplication.

And there are not many people who can endure it, but those who do it are usually more likely to succeed.

"Xiaoqiang, I suddenly thought of a sentence. ”

"Huh?" Yu Minglang was still trying to fight with himself, the sweat was almost coming down, and his whole body was hot, but he didn't want to let go of her.

"The European proverb says that man is half angel and half beast, we are fighting against our own beast in our long life, you are obviously the kind of person who can suppress the beast, and today's phoenix man is obviously unable to suppress it. ”

She thinks that she is sincerely praising Yu Minglang, but Yu Minglang doesn't think so.

"Compare me to him, you're so tired... Hurry up and sleep, don't sleep again, and rectify the Fa on the spot!"

Xiao Qianxin said, if he hadn't been alert when he touched him, she would have shaved all the hair on his body to show revenge!

He always slept very well in his arms, and when Xiaoqian woke up the next day, she had already heard Jia Xiufang praise and praise Yu Minglang.

"Oops, Minglang cleaned up the pig's nest of Dalong, it's too clean. ”

I don't know when I woke up, and I cleaned up Chen Zilong's room spotlessly, with the face of a virtuous and virtuous son-in-law.

In Xiaoqian's heart, there is only one capital hehe.