Chapter 80: The Best Goblin (Part 1)
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Seeing Hua Tianyu's ugly face, Yan Ruyu giggled for a long time, and after a while, she recovered and asked softly: "Brother, it can't be true, you are really a virgin, laughing at my sister!"
"Is it that ridiculous?" Hua Tianyu said with a blushing face.
"Isn't it ridiculous? I thought I could only go to kindergarten to find a virgin, and I couldn't find it in the wrong class, but I didn't expect to let me run into it, do you say my sister is lucky?"
"You're bored. Hua Tianyu said.
"Didn't you have a girlfriend in college? You didn't have that, hehe!"
Hua Tianyu: ""
Seeing Hua Tianyu's face getting more and more ugly, Yan Ruyu became happier, she felt that this little boy was too cute. I don't know why, the more I want to tease Hua Tianyu.
She took off her shoes and stretched out her legs, and the soles of her feet pressed against Hua Tianyu's thighs and pouted upwards little by little: "How about my sister help you say goodbye to your virgin." ”
Yan Ruyu licked her lips with her tongue, and the waiter who served the food saw Yan Ruyu's charming appearance, and almost sent the plate in her hand to the ground, her face turned red, and she hurriedly put the plate on the table and ran away.
Hua Tianyu couldn't bear it, his legs were brought together, he clamped Yan Ruyu's weird soles, and looked at Yan Ruyu, although he could feel that her plump calves were so sexy through the clothes.
Yan Ruyu didn't resist either, and grinned: "What, little brother, you really want it, if you really want it, my sister will fulfill you." ”
Yan Ruyu supported the table with both hands, leaning forward, her bewitching face was close at hand, her rosy lips were closed one by one, especially the deep furrow on her chest, which was snow-white, and she could see her mouth dry and irritable.
After all, Hua Tianyu has never experienced anything between men and women, and in the face of a goblin like Yan Ruyu, he has no idea where to start. It's not hiding, it's not running, ignoring her, but she sticks it herself. Such a woman, she is not a goblin, what is she.
Hua Tianyu was defeated by her, her body was backwards, and Yan Ruyu's soles were liberated, but she had to move in an inch, not only did she not retreat, but the soles of her feet moved forward, and suddenly touched between Hua Tianyu's legs.
Hua Tianyu didn't expect Yan Ruyu to be so bold, and he froze all of a sudden, but then, a stream of heat rushed towards his lower abdomen uncontrollably, and he couldn't help himself~ hard!
After feeling Hua Tianyu's changes, Yan Ruyu also felt that it was too much, and wanted to close her legs, but a pair of powerful hands grabbed her ankles at once, Hua Tianyu blushed, and her hands were clenched very tightly, Yan Ruyu wanted to take it back, but she was not in a hurry.
"Little brother, you hurt my sister, don't let go!"
Hua Tianyu said with a blushing face: "It's okay if you want me to let go, let's make three chapters of the law, and we won't be allowed to do this in the future."
"What are you not allowed to do?" Yan Ruyu licked her lips, her bewitching face, charming expression, and towering **** made Hua Tianyu unwanted.
"If you don't say it, how do I know what you're talking about!" Yan Ruyu pretended to have a very innocent expression, the more she was like this, the more it made people feel like a cat scratching.
Hua Tianyu was so angry that he didn't want to, if it wasn't for a public place, he couldn't wait to strip this woman naked immediately, and then punish her fiercely, letting her know that men can't flirt at will, and the consequences are very strict. But he just thought about it, if he really did that, he really couldn't make up his mind.
"Don't force me!" Hua Tianyu said viciously.
Yan Ruyu is a woman who knows how to advance and retreat, and knows when men are most dangerous, when they can be teased, and when they can't. What kind of process should be stopped at the right time, and what kind of critical point should be transferred to decisively exit. A goblin is a goblin, and she won't let herself suffer.
So when she saw the danger signal in Hua Tianyu's eyes, she knew that she should stop.
"Little brother, my sister knows that she is wrong, is it okay to let go of my sister, my sister will not dare anymore!" Yan Ruyu seemed to be a girl who had done something wrong, and instantly turned from a charming and charming royal sister to a pitiful girl.
Hua Tianyu hated it so much that he let go of his hand, poured the meat and vegetables on the plate in front of him into the hot pot strangely, and then stopped making a sound.
Yan Ruyu grinned, with a relaxed expression: "How to pull, angry, so stingy, you are a boy, how can you be angry with a girl, if it weren't for my sister telling you a joke to relieve the embarrassing atmosphere." ”
Hua Tianyu ignored her, waited until the hot pot was opened, took care of the dishes, and ate by himself.
Yan Ruyu didn't seem to feel Hua Tianyu's displeasure, she said to herself: "There is a boy from the countryside, working in a big city, as soon as he gets off the bus, he sees high-rise buildings everywhere, billboards are lined up, and even the bus is painted with bewitching women, the boy has never seen such an open city, she can't help but think about it, she feels that her step down is extremely uncomfortable, so she found a private clinic." The doctor looked at him **** and said, "It's swollen, take injections and take medicine!", so he paid the money, and the black-hearted doctor gave him a sedative, and it will be fine in a while!"
Hua Tianyu glared at Yan Ruyu, this woman was even more hooligan than their boys. When he was a child, he pleaded with Manager Dong to peek at An Yixuan taking a bath, and compared with Yan Ruyu, he was not at the same level as him. She can say whatever she wants, Hua Tianyu made up her mind, he left after eating, and left this female hooligan here alone.
Yan Ruyu didn't care about Hua Tianyu, and said to herself: "The next day, the boy walked to the street and saw the ******** all over the street, he had a recurrence of his old disease, and came to the clinic again, when the doctor was not there, his wife asked, what's wrong with you, young man."
The young man told him about the condition, and the doctor's wife's eyes lit up, come, go to the bedroom, and I'll treat you, little brother, do you know how the doctor's wife treated him?"
Hua Tianyu put a piece of fish ball in his mouth, but he didn't speak, with your yellow jokes flying all over the sky, I stood still.
Yan Ruyu smiled and said, "Then I'll tell you, the doctor's wife took the young man to the bedroom, and after half an hour, the two people came out, and the doctor also came back at this time." The young man rushed forward, grabbed the doctor by the neck, and asked the doctor, do you know how the young man asked?"
Hua Tianyu really hadn't heard this joke, he knew that he couldn't ignore this goblin, no matter what she said, he just ignored her.
Yan Ruyu learned the young man's tone and said: "How did you, a doctor, treat me, it didn't cure me at all, it's better for your wife, not only to reduce the swelling for me, but even to pull out the pus for me!"
Hua Tianyu couldn't hold back anymore when he heard the last sentence, and coughed violently, this woman was so capable of spoofing that he squirted out everything he ate in his mouth.
Yan Ruyu walked over and patted him gently on the back: "What are you doing, don't be angry with your sister now, is the joke told by my sister good?" ”
Hua Tianyu coughed enough, and then said: "Can it still work, can you let people eat well." ”
"Okay, okay, sister won't tease you anymore, aren't you angry?"
Hua Tianyu was not angry by Yan Ruyu, nor was he angry, let a woman make it uncomfortable, do you say it tastes good.
Hua Tianyu pointed to the chair opposite and said, "Sit down and eat, I won't be angry!"
Yan Ruyu sat opposite with a smile: "This is my good brother, as long as you don't get angry, my sister will pull out the pus for you!"
"Pounce"
What Hua Tianyu had just eaten in his mouth squirted out again, this superb goblin, Hua Tianyu hated it so much that the roots of his teeth itched.