Completely drunk!

Today's wedding banquet gives people the whole feeling of ebb and flow, one moment boiling, another moment calm, Nima, like riding a roller coaster.

And the initiator is the male silver named Li Yuyang.

So after a short period of intoxication, people began to talk again.

Guest A: "Nima, what's that buddy's name? Why do I feel like he's coquettishly out of the human realm? The farthest distance in the world, damn it, it's too powerful!"

Guest B: "Who said no! It will be a must-have pickle girl book in the future! It will become the supreme secret for the majority of otaku to travel at home and get their sister paper out of singleness and find a daughter-in-law! Why have I never heard of it? It won't be this original!

Guest C: "It must be original! This thing is two songs and this passage today, my brother has never heard it, my brother has been mixed in the literary and music circles all the year round! Although you have never heard of my brother's name, but the rivers and lakes have left the legend of my brother! So, my brother has never heard of it, it must be original!

Guest: "Get out! I don't know you yet, master, you're a 2B young man!" But I pinched my fingers, this guy is definitely the rhythm of becoming a god, begging for an autograph, begging for takeover, begging for a thigh!"

"Woo woo! People want to give him a baby!" Bridesmaid F burst into tears: "The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but you stand in front of me but don't know that I love you!

Li Youyang didn't know how much his opening sentence of the story of fish and birds, which is the culmination of human love on earth, shocked the people of this world, and he is still immersed in Chen Ying's plot.

"So, half a year, half a year at most! I must have repaid all the money from last Ji Shaokang. And now, I'm going to take you away. Li Youyang wiped Chen Ying's tears while looking at this woman with pear blossoms and rain, and the original tenderness in his heart was suddenly rejuvenated: "Because I really failed you in the past, and today is your best revenge scene, but you didn't, no matter how I treated you before, you are still so good to me today! You are one of my poems, and I would like to accompany you in your dreams!"

This is not to make Chen Ying happy, but Li Yuyang's true feelings at this moment, to be honest, at this moment in the wedding banquet, even he himself was moved by Chen Ying! What a girl who has no hesitation in love! Not to mention on the earth, even in this world, Li Youyang believes that a girl like Chen Ying is unique. Generally, if a girl sees her old love appear at her wedding, she doesn't like the groom very much, so she will show her affection to the groom in front of her old love.

On the one hand, he is acting for the guests, and on the other hand, he is showing off and taking revenge in front of his old love! Didn't you want me at the beginning? Look! I have found a better person than you, not only are we married, but we will roll the sheets together at night! Envy? I regret it! It is useless to regret it, I just disgust you and you to death!

Therefore, at this moment, he was really completely moved by Chen Ying, and he was completely integrated into this role!

"I know! I know! You deliberately drove me away! Are you hiding something from me! You say! You say!" Chen Ying couldn't be so stimulated at this time, and finally threw herself into Li Youyang's arms regardless of it

And seeing her like this, Ji Shaokang also squatted on the ground all of a sudden, holding his head helplessly, and said in his heart, completely finished! Brother, this wedding is ruined!

The farthest distance in the world

After getting drunk, you know that the wine is strong, and if you have loved, you know that it is important

Ji Shaokang even felt that Li Youyang's words were actually for himself, and every word was for himself, but he broke all his heart! How could he and Meng Shuzhen not be like this?

Obviously together, there is the farthest distance in the world.

Therefore, Ji Shaokang also felt that Li Youyang's sudden sentence was very good, but it was one thing, and it was another thing that he had to continue to perform in this scene.

So at this time, Ji Shaokang decisively squatted on the ground and pretended to be pitiful, and then motioned for Ji Ruolin to squat down together.

According to Ji Shaokang's idea, the brother and sister will calculate the next plan, how to carry out crisis public relations, and how to remedy the next things.

The result is that the ideal is plump, and the reality is skinny!

Unexpectedly, squatting down with Ji Ruolin was the baby-faced bridesmaid who toasted Li Youyang just now, her name is Yun Nana, and her identity is Ji Shaokang's administrative assistant.

It's just that it doesn't matter if she explains it, Ji Shaokang looked at Ji Ruolin pitifully, he wanted to die, and said that his brother didn't have time to say a serious word at present?

I really don't want it, but Ji Ruolin just shrugged her shoulders at him, which means that she has nothing to do for nothing

The plot is a bit bloody, some people are acting, and of course some people are watching the play.

It's just that people who watch the play don't think it's a play, after listening to Li Youyang's words, the attention is not on the sad Ji Shaokang, and he no longer makes a fuss about it, but if he has a book, he starts looking for a book, and if he doesn't have a book, he starts to press the phone, but the mobile phone is a new technology, and if you want to remember something, you can't use paper and pen fast!

So in the next second, the mobile phone party collectively put back the mobile phone and began to look for waiters all over the world: "Waiter! waiter! Find a pen and paper for my brother!"

"Yes! Find a pen and paper for the master! Nima, what did you say! After getting drunk, you know that the wine is strong, and if you have loved, you know how important! You are a poem of mine, and I am a dream of yours? No, no, no! Nima! Waiter! Here comes the paper! This Nima has to remember!"

"You are a great mallet! You are one of my poems, and I would like to accompany you in your dreams! But I think if it were replaced, you could not make my poems, just as I could not dream of yours, it would be fine!"

"! This version you changed should be what Mr. Ji should have said! Don't you see how pitiful Mr. Ji is now? Waiter, waiter! Bring a pen to Lao Tzu! What's the matter, the farthest distance in the world?"

"Damn! Is this what you said about poor Mr. Ji? By the way, what! Waiter, not only do you want a pen, Nima also has to have paper!"

Don't say it, if Li Youyang can pay attention to the discussion of these old people, he will definitely be shocked, talent! This fart has made Hu Shida's original sentence out, and he must worship it, ask for an autograph, ask for adoption, ask for a thigh, and don't explain Wow!

However, the waiters are also very busy, in the face of this kind of bloody scene that can't be seen in TV dramas, how can the little girls have any resistance to love and dedication? Although the whole world is shouting waiters, the girls are all over the world, and they are all together with little stars, holding the books and pens that a group of brothers and young masters Nima dream of to exchange experiences.

"Ahhh

"Yes! Yes! My husband has never been so romantic! Woo woo! I haven't been ** for a long time! If my husband reads me such a poem, I don't have to me, I will be **! How can there be such a romantic man in the world, the farthest distance in the world!

"Get out, you dead hoof!Attention!Attention!Pay attention to the occasion!And, pay attention, help me think about the lyrics of the song "Friend's Wine" just now, do you see what two sentences I haven't written, why did I forget Ni?"

"Yes, and there's a kind of love called letting go is also great, have you written it down?

"Yes, yes, video! I have it!"

"Yes, yes! Pass it to me!"

"Unless you give me this month's bonus!"

"!"

"Baby cow roll!"

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