Ye Luo was like a great enemy, staring at his hands intently.

He swore that when he drew the magic circle, he also drew while drinking wine, and he had never been so serious.

The nervous whole body stiffened, and Ye Luo's hands trembled slightly, carefully carrying out every movement.

"! What the heck! ”

Ye Luo finally collapsed, threw the phone out, and had an expression of "the concubine can't do it".

The phone screen shows 100 ways to tie your hair.

……

It all started yesterday.

Although Murphy sent Xixi to Yeluo, it doesn't mean that she doesn't care. Mother and daughter have to cook for half an hour on the phone every day. Murphy also specially asked Ye Luo to take a photo of Xixi every day and send it to her.

"Ye Luo, you soulless! It's also your daughter, is it okay to use dim sum when taking care of it? ”

Ye Luo felt inexplicable, when did he stop taking care of Xixi? Every day, I racked my brains to cook food for her, told her all kinds of stories, and played games with her...... He was puzzled and asked, "What do you mean?" ”

"Hair!" Murphy said, "You don't care about tying your daughter's hair at all, you have a single ponytail every day, or you don't even tie it up, I'm tired of seeing it!" ”

"Tie your hair, are there any other tricks?" Ye Luo asked shamelessly.

"Of course!" Murphy seemed to be facing a straight male cancer patient, and said dissatisfiedly, "Girls' hairstyles are varied, not tied up, they are divided into long hair, short hair, medium long hair, medium part, Qi bangs, short bangs, flat bangs, air bangs, if you perm your hair, then there are wavy heads, bobs, pear blossom perms, texture perms, ......"

Murphy was not ambiguous at all when he read the names of these hairstyles, just like the serial mouth of cross talk, and almost made Ye Luo dizzy!

"You can start by braiding Xixi, you can start with a simple one, tie a double ponytail, don't hang down the ponytail, tie two high-ranking ponytails, it's also very cute to warp up! Or you learn how to braid, two ponytails with three fluffy sections each......"

Ye Luo's eyes were dull when he heard it, just like those elderly people learn English, each letter can actually be pronounced, but they are combined together, just like reading a book from the sky, he doesn't know what Murphy is talking about!

"Hey, do you understand?" Murphy spoke with interest for a long time, and when she came back to her senses, she found that Ye Luo did not react, and she asked a little unhappily.

"Uh, uh-huh......" Ye Luo replied a little confused.

How did Murphy know that in her opinion, the same problem as common sense, in the eyes of men, is actually very troublesome! Ye Ling has always had short hair with ears, and at most a hairpin; Ye Xuan was so engrossed in research that she didn't pay attention to her personal image at all; And although Ye Chuchen has long hair, under the inducement of Ye Luo, he pays attention to long hair fluttering and has never been tied.

"Okay, tomorrow you have to comb Xixi with a double ponytail and take a picture for me!" Murphy assigned the task.

"Well, well." Double ponytails? It's not tsundere, what kind of double ponytail is tied? Do you want to have a higher degree of restoration, a golden spiral double ponytail...... How do I think of Autumn Moon Ellie?

Patting his cheek, Ye Luo calmed down.

Think about it, it should still be able to be solved, right?

——

It's easier said than done, but when it comes to practice, Ye Luo starts to have a headache.

"Is that okay?" Ye Luo ran his hand through one side of Xixi's hair and asked the little guy's opinion.

Xixi sat in front of the mirror and obediently asked her father to comb her hair.

But although Xixi was well-behaved, she didn't recognize her father's craftsmanship, she shook her little head lightly and said, "No! It's not pretty. ”

"Wait a minute!" Ye Luo put down Xixi's hair, took out his mobile phone in distress, opened the page just now, and studied it carefully again.

"The first step is to divide the hair into two sides and tie it up on one side" There is a tutorial on ......the Internet, but it looks simple, but it is difficult to do.

Hair is divided into two sides, how to divide it into two sides? The little girl in the picture, her hair is not parted from the middle, one side has more shares, and one side has less share, so that it looks comfortable.

But who can tell him what exactly this ratio is? 1:4？ 2:3？ Or 2:5?

Meow, it's just a haircut, what a vague concept!

There is a second step!

"The second step is to tie up the ...... with a colored rubber band and loosen it with your hands."

What's next? How long is it going to be? What the hell is Lasson?

It was easier to defuse a bomb for the first time, right?

In the morning, when Xixi woke up, he tossed for nearly two hours, but he couldn't find the essentials, and Ye Luo felt that he was going crazy.

"Give me the right materials, and I can spell out the Gundam!" Ye Luo often said proudly. But today, the legendary "Hand of God" is planted in the hair ties......

"Hey, Xixi, you say, how does Dad have to make it look good?" Ye Luo couldn't help but say.

However, Xixi did not give any advice. She pressed her little finger on her face, tilted her little head sideways and thought for a while, before she said, "Xi Xi doesn't know, it's all Ma Ma's hair for Xi Xi!" Ma Ma makes it look so good! ”

"Alas, if only a woman could teach me......" Ye Luo sighed.

Suddenly, a lightning bolt pierced his mind, and he finally remembered one thing: when he was the protagonist of the meow, there seemed to be no heroine?!

The angry Ye Luo immediately pulled out the system:

"Dog system! When the labor and management didn't retire back then, where did you hide my heroine? ”

[Heroine? ←_← non-existent! 】

"I'll go! I won't talk about opening a harem, at least a confidante to turn me from a magician to a knight, right? ”

[The author is still single, do you still want to sneak away? Your current wife is still sent to you as a retirement benefit! 】

"So what the hell is this script? Let me tie my hair? I'd rather have another fight with Mr. Sa! ”

[Hmm...... What's this...... The author really has nothing to write about, and I happened to see a girl in their class tie her hair into a chicken nest with a rubber band in my self-study tonight, so I had a whim......]

“…… Do you have the skills to tie your hair here? ”

[Of course...... No! 】

I'll go! What are you proud of?

Ye Luo sighed and opened another function of the system, the Dimensional Forum.

How to tie a little girl in a double ponytail? Urgent, online, etc.! 》

As soon as the post was sent, a bunch of idle guys with pain in the egg replied:

"Little girl? Lori Saigao! ”

"If you have something to decide, ask Du Niang."

……

But there are still people who are reliable: "Brother, you have come to the wrong place." It's all a bunch of men here, who will tie their hair? Authors are too lazy to write, don't they generally have 'long hair fluttering in the wind'? ”

Says who? I just tied it up with a rubber band! Ye Luo just wanted to say a few more words, and a woman's voice came:

"Who said that...... Only men here? ”