15. What's wrong with a man's perversion!
After Ye Luo locked himself in the room, Ye Chuchen summoned his two younger sisters to "discuss important matters".
"Last week, my dad was so stimulated that he didn't have a good rest for a week......
"What qualifications does that woman have to say about him!"
"The three of us make enough money to support our father, and we still need to work?"
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Ye Chuchen knocked on the table and forcibly brought the topic back: "Ahem, the problem we discussed this time is how to get Dad to get a job." You don't want others to say that our dad eats soft rice, do you?"
Ye Ling muttered: "They can't eat it if they want to......" Then Ye Chuchen was able to "the majesty of the eldest daughter", so that the sister who dared to dismantle her stage obediently shut up under the "death gaze".
"If I'm not mistaken, Dad's education should be ...... Graduated from junior high school, right? What are you going to do with this kind of education? Moving bricks?"
"The workplace is like a battlefield, are you willing to let him work under the hands of others, intrigue?"
"Then start your own company! Be your own boss. "Ye Ling's picture of a bright future.
Ye Xuan poured cold water: "Start a company, where does the start-up capital come from, what is the business scope, where do you recruit people, and how to develop the market...... Have you thought about these questions?"
"Uh...... Sister Xiao Chen, how much commission have you had in the past three years?"
"Hmm...... Let me see...... Excluding task consumption and training consumption, there are less than four million left. β
"Almost...... As for people, I'll look for a headhunter, and then I'll go to the talent market. As for dealing with products...... Xiaoxuan, your research results over the years should be able to produce some by-products, right?"
"Yes, but ...... 'three-year-old, holding gold to get through the market'. If these technologies are released beyond the times, I am worried about ......."
"Sister Xiao Chen is not a newcomer king, although she is a little wet, she should be able to do a good job in security!
Although the three little girls are quite precocious, they are still too young and naΓ―ve, so they completed their "business plan" like a child's play.
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Walking out of the door, Ye Luo found his three daughters looking at him as if they had seen a ghost.
Ye Luo didn't know where he took out a small mirror and looked at himself, and nodded with satisfaction: "Well, I've really become handsome again!"
Ye Ling covered his face: "Dad, being a man is important to be self-aware, you are a decadent uncle, and you have nothing to do with the word 'handsome'!"
"I'm a forever sixteen-year-old boy! What's more, how can a mere word 'handsome' describe our demeanor!"
With that, Ye Luo went to the bathroom, and after carefully sorting out his image, he came to the three daughters: "How is it?
The three daughters were really stunned, and Ye Chuchen actually chanted a poem: "The hands are like soft wattles, and the skin is like clotted fat." The collar is like a grub, the teeth are like a rhinoceros, the head of the mantis is like an eyebrow, the smile is clever, and the eyes are beautiful. β
What do you mean by reciting "Shuoren"?
Ye Ling took the opportunity to mend the knife: "Dad, you're right, the word 'handsome' really can't be used to describe you, you are much more beautiful than us!"
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Ye Xuan looked puzzled: "Dad, why do I feel like you are suddenly like a different person?"
When Ye Luo heard this, he smiled proudly: "Daughter, there is a limit to people's abilities. One thing I've learned from my short life...... The more you play with tricks, the more you will find that there is a limit to what human beings can do...... Unless it's beyond humans. β
Ye Xuan was confused when she heard it: "What do you want to say?"
Ye Luo suddenly assumed a neurotic posture, although the posture was weird. But it looks like it's inexplicably tingy, making people wonder if it will be a muscle strain, but after seeing it, I can't help but want to pose......
"Girl, I'm not a man anymore!"
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Ye Luo suddenly felt so embarrassed.
Ye Chuchen hurriedly wanted to save the scene, and said with a dry smile: "Ah...... Ha ha...... After all...... Perverts aren't human...... "The little girl knew that she had said the wrong thing with one mouth, and the more she spoke, the quieter her voice became, until she couldn't hear it.
Hey, what kind of field are you saving?
Ye Luo was sad and indignant: "What's wrong with a man's perversion! Ghost animal king Lan Sijun once said, Lolita control is only suitable for Lori because the following is too small, royal sister control is because she has no courage to pursue and can only wait for others to take the initiative, queen control is because she has masochistic tendencies, wife control is because she has been cuckolded, iceberg has no mouth control because she is afraid that the other party will show a dissatisfied expression, princess control is dreaming of eating soft rice, robot control is because she knows that human women look down on herself, maid control is because she is poor in her heart and no one loves her, foreign girl control is because her body odor is too heavy so she wants to find the same kind, weak woman control is because she is too wastewood can only disguise manhood in front of weak girlsβ¦β¦ To sum up, how can a man not be in flux...... Poof!"
Before the words fell, Ye Luo was knocked to the ground by Ye Chuchen's pillow. It seems that this girl's training has been good these days, and her hand strength is not small!
"Don't always play memes that no one understands!"
Ye Ling looked at the large radioactive contaminant with a disgusted expression: "Oh~ I didn't expect that I would live with a pervert for so long, it seems that it is not enough to lock the door at night......"
"It's okay second sister, I just upgraded the 'Magic Modified Thousand Machine Lock' to the 'Luxury Supreme Upgrade and Re-change Chop Hand Version' a few days ago, the position of the keyhole is changed every sixty seconds within ten seconds, and the angle of key rotation at each position is also different, and the mixed code of one hundred and twenty-eight digits must be entered within ten seconds. These three steps must be very accurate, otherwise the C4 inside the door lock will be triggered. Not only will the people outside the door be directly shaken into powder, but the house inside will also be directly destroyed. β
Ye Ling's heart jumped fiercely, and he was directly speechless! After a while, he said weakly in his heart: Please! Don't be so exaggerated! James Bond has to take a break when he comes......
Immediately afterwards, Ye Xuan looked at Ye Luo with a curious expression: "Then Dad, according to your theory just now, what is the reason for the daughter's control?"
No, Ye Luo discovered the seriousness of the problem: the little girls understood the dirty words just now, which is not good.
"Chu Chen, how do you understand this? Who brought you to ruin?"
"Report to Dad, Xiaoling is just asking everyone to watch a movie together. Ye Chuchen said coquettishly.
"Which movie?"
"E disk, important documents, strategic strikes, strategic thinking, strategic elements, ideological education, ideological morality, and finally the movie in the folder that must not be opened. Ye Xuan said that she remembered it clearly.
"Hold a !! of grass"
Ye Luo suddenly squared, I wrote don't open it, you guys actually ......