Smoking a cigarette.

Li Xingyu looked at the gourd vine with a serious face, and there were four gourds hanging on it: green, cyan, blue, and purple, which were bright in color and gently swayed with the breeze.

After a while, a cigarette burned out, and Li Xingyu sighed: "Yuanfa, Yuanfa......"

"Brother Li, how are you thinking about it?" Wang Yaowu rubbed the head of the little adult, his eyes were blazing, and after breaking the Wutong God and Zhao Yiwu, he was now sharp.

It used to be just a small mountain people.

Even if he got such an opportunity as a gourd baby, he was still obscene and naïve, but this crisis made him completely reborn. If you don't fight, someone will fight with you, so you can't escape it, you can only deal with it quickly.

Li Xingyu did not answer.

Just sighed to himself: "Buddhism talks about cause and effect, Taoism talks about fate, when the master told me that when he swallowed the elixir, he saw the flowers bloom, but did not see the flowers bear fruit, the flowers bloomed and failed, all outside the door, no reason, no way, empty sigh no door...... My common name is Li Weiguo, but it didn't work, and if the flowers don't bear fruit, it won't work. ”

"I asked the master, what does this mean by this slippery mouth, and the master knocked me with a stick and said, 'Xingyu, you go down the mountain, if you can meet a nobleman, maybe you can ask for a trace of fate, if you don't meet a nobleman, you can live a peaceful life'...... I've been thinking about who the noble man is, and until today, I finally understand. ”

Hear the words.

Wang Yaowu stroked his bangs that had grown to his nose: "It turns out that I am your nobleman." ”

"!" Li Xingyu fried his hair, "How can you be my nobleman, my nobleman, there can only be a gourd baby!" Hulu baby, do you know, I watched it every day when I was a child! I don't just bloom and don't bear fruit, but the gourd baby is the fruit, you say, this is not what my noble person is! ”

"Okay, okay, whatever you want, hurry up and say whether you agree or not."

"I can get you into the Cultural Protection Commission, but in terms of position, I don't count it alone."

"I have three gourd babies now, and there will be seven gourd babies in the future, in terms of fists, I am the biggest, you tell the people of the Cultural Protection Commission, who is not convinced, everyone will do a show."

"Violence won't solve the problem."

"Who said that, Zhao Yiwu was beaten half to death by my son, when the time comes, if my son is unhappy, he will beat any of you, don't say anything unexpected."

"You...... Okay, I can help you run it, but you give me all the credit for the five gods. ”

"Zhao Yiwu, I want him to die."

"You're too angry, aren't you? If he survives, he will be crippled for life. ”

"He is the descendant of Longhu Mountain, what if he finds his senior brother to take revenge."

"That's right, let him live, and I won't be implicated in the future...... It is inappropriate to kill people, but the Wutong God has already possessed the body, and he can be used as a reason to exorcise the Wutong God, destroy his sanity, and then send him to a mental hospital. ”

"You're tougher than me."

"I'm here for the good of the gourd baby, do you know how much fate you have!" Li Xingyu said enviously and hatefully, "Gourd baby, although I don't know what this is, but it is definitely an elf between heaven and earth, well, if I guess correctly, the gourd baby is probably a kind of spiritual root." ”

"Linggen?"

"Yes, Linggen. If I have to explain, the spiritual root is a very high-level life like us humans. Ordinary animals and plants have worked hard to cultivate, and only by chance can they become goblins, stand on the same running line with us, go to the heavens and the earth, and realize immortality. When the spiritual root is born, it can be cultivated. ”

"And that said?"

"Humanity is prosperous, and a lot of ancient species have withered, and it's normal that you don't know. I'm a cultivator, and I've seen a few truckloads of demons. ”

"Since the gourd babies are spiritual roots, will I be robbed if I rashly expose them, especially on the side of the imperial court?"

"I can tell you this, don't worry, the court won't rob it." Li Xingyu smiled, "You may think it's incredible, in fact, there are also unusual lives at the top of the imperial court." Otherwise, do you think that with the control of the imperial court, you will allow the current demons to run rampant? ”

"There are also ...... at the top of the imperial court Goblin? ”

"As I said earlier, animals and plants have some other things that have been cultivated by chance, and in the end they are on the same starting line as us human beings. So in the court formed by human beings, why can't there be goblins, as long as goblins are smart and capable, they can mix up an official and a half-job, so-easy (very simple)! ”

"I see." Wang Yaowu felt suddenly enlightened, "If I knew this was the case, I wouldn't have to worry about it for a long time, and just pull the gourd baby to mix up with the official." ”

"Don't be complacent too early, once the spirit root of the gourd baby is recorded in the system intranet, it will soon attract the attention of the big shots, and if the boss-level spirit root comes, it will run away with the gourd baby, and it is not impossible."

"Surely not, they are my sons!"

"I hope so, I still want to follow the little nobles and find the trace of fate that belongs to me!"

Wang Yaowu was in a very relaxed mood now, and patted Li Xingyu on the shoulder: "Brother Li, deal with Zhao Yiwu, and then arrange me and Huluwa to be officials in the Cultural Protection Commission, and all the credit of the five gods will be given to you." But you'll have to give me all the spells you know! ”

"It's okay to teach you spells, take the money."

"There's no money, and I don't plan to give money, if you want to follow the gourd baby, you have to teach me spells!"

"You...... Okay, I'll teach you for free, but you remember, these are the inheritances of the Iron Dome Laojun Temple, and after learning these spells, you will have a fate with the Iron Dome Laojun Temple in the future...... This fate is not clear, and it will not let you take advantage of it in vain anyway. ”

"In the future, I just want to be strong and have the means to protect myself and my family."

Wang Yaowu made a loud noise.

Zhao Yiwu attacked, completely exposing his insignificance as an ordinary person, and he had no power to fight back. Although the gourd babies are very powerful, especially the newly born three babies, there is nothing in the gourd, but their ability is not inferior to that of the eldest baby and the second child, and the combat effectiveness is even more explosive.

One person killed Zhao Yiwu in seconds.

At the beginning, Dawa and Erya fought hard to defeat Zhao Yiwu, and the gap was very huge.

The gourd babies are powerful, it doesn't mean that Wang Yaowu can be safe, he doesn't actively become stronger, and he will only become the weakness of the gourd babies in the future, just like the old man in the cartoon who is often caught by the goblins and sacrificed in the end.

……

Three o'clock in the morning.

Wang Yaowu didn't sleep, Li Xingyu didn't leave, Xu Ping prepared two appetizers and let the two of them drink.

"Let's go." Li Xingyu held the cup and hung his hand, "Just now I killed Zhao Yiwu's sanity, called the resurrection of the dead, one of the thirty-six Tiangang methods, it should have been to bring people back to life, but hehe, the five gods are in Zhao Yiwu's body, and as soon as the two collide, they will hula and die." ”

"This trick is magical, don't be unsuccessful."

"Do you know that there is an evil skill called snatching away on the rivers and lakes?"

"I've heard about it in the movies."

"My trick is similar to snatching away, but snatching away is a means that can only be used by big people with profound skills. On the surface, I brought Zhao Yiwu back to life, but in fact, I helped the Wutong God to take it away, make people idiots, and then it hiccups itself. ”

"Foolproof?"

"Cut, I still don't believe you Brother Li." Li Xingyu waved his hand, "Wait for the day, pull Zhao Yiwu back to the Cultural Protection Commission, issue a certificate, contact the family, and send him directly to the psychiatric hospital." ”

"The family won't make trouble, right?"

"As far as I know, Zhao Yiwu is an old bachelor, fatherless and motherless."

If it weren't for this, Li Xingyu wouldn't have been so bold, he killed Zhao Yiwu's sanity, and did such a thing that hurt the peace of the world in order to tie up with his little nobles.