After eating, Tian Licheng moved the cake to the coffee table in front of the sofa, turned on the TV, pointed to the sofa and greeted: "Nana Sai, sit here, I'll clean up the table first, wait a while." ”

Nishino suppressed the idea of indirect KISS just now, hurriedly got up and picked up the dishes and chopsticks on the table and said, "Tian Sang, let me come, I'm really embarrassed today, I suddenly came to the door and caused you trouble." ”

Lao Tian snatched the things from Nishino's hand, and said reproachfully: "Where is the reason to let the guests clean up? What trouble is not troublesome, you can still think of me when you celebrate your birthday, I am already very happy." You just sit and wait for me for a while, and you'll be fine in no time. ”

Seeing Tian Licheng humming a song in the kitchen while washing the dishes, Xiye secretly smiled in his heart: "Mom is like this when she washes the dishes at home, and it is really rare for a man like him to cook and do housework." ”

The wait was not long, and after a while, Lao Tian took off his apron and returned to the living room.

Lao Tian brushed his hair and beckoned to Nishino: "I'm sorry, I've been waiting for a long time." ”

"No, no, Tian Sang's movements are very fast, it seems that he usually does a lot of housework at home. Hee-hee. The girl bared her white teeth and looked in a good mood.

"It's not good to be alone, it's not good to sit for a long time, and you should exercise when you do housework. ”

"Come on, let's eat cake together, it's a pity it's leftovers, don't you mind. Nishino said as he unwrapped the cake.

Lao Tian walked to the coffee table, took a cushion and sat on the floor, and said disapprehantly: "What's there to mind about this, I haven't eaten cake for a long time, wow, it feels very good, the inside is layered, and the organization is very fine." Here, this piece is for you. ”

"You, you eat too, don't look at me, I'll be embarrassed. Nishino saw that the man had been staring at him, and lowered his head shyly.

Tian Li also wanted to see how Nishino ate cake, but the little trick was immediately debunked by the girl, but he was not embarrassed at all, and after laughing a few times, he cut a large piece of cake and ate it.

While eating, he tuned the TV to the Oriental Channel, where the first season of Laughing and Boiling Paste was playing.

Tian Licheng turned his head sideways and asked, "Is Nana Sai interested?" If I'm not interested, I'll change to another station." ”

"Yes, I'm usually very busy at work, and I don't have much time to watch TV, and to be honest, I haven't watched a lot of Nogizaka's own shows. ”

"Haha, that's just to watch this show to relax, the funny rhythm in the mainland is completely different from ours, I'm used to watching Dongying's funny artists, look at the mainland's just right. Lao Tian said.

Nishino was surprised: "I just think that the comedy shows in the mainland and Dongying are quite funny, but I didn't expect Tian Sang to know so much about funny." ”

"Because comedy is also a kind of creation, and it is essentially no different from literature and music. Comedy works are also rhythmic, and good jokes develop from foreshadowing to climax, and each step is interlocking. ”

Tian Licheng pointed to the TV: "Look, the performance tone of this group is very strong, after all, the show was recorded in SH, so if you use the local dialect to perform, the effect will definitely be good." ”

The actor's lines came from the TV: "When my dad was the fattest, my family lived on the third floor, my dad's shorts were hung out, and the curtains on the second floor were not installed." ”

"Hahahaha. Tian Licheng and Nishino laughed together, and Lao Tian even complained: "The window on the second floor is too pitiful, is it an A4 paper?"

When the show ended, Lao Tian shook his head a little regretfully: "Well, their show is a bit dangerous, the foreshadowing of the burden is too long, the pace is too slow, and although the jokes are interesting, I'm afraid audiences in other regions can't accept it." ”

When the judges began to comment on the show, Nishino turned his head and looked at Lao Tian in surprise: "Eh? ”

Although the sketch of this group of TW actors is very simple, the burden is unexpected, and this man's imitation of Mo Wenwei is also vivid, and the stage effect is great! It's a pity, this form of farce may not be liked very much by mainland audiences, the rhythm is not used to it, and this group may lose to the previous group of Yang Linxia. ”

Looking at the number of votes on the TV screen, Yang Linxia 340VS Baodao Gemini 321, Xiye covered her mouth, with an incredible expression, she was already convinced by Lao Tian's prediction: "Tian Sang, isn't it, do you know divination? Why is it so accurate?"

"Because their works are sold to the wrong audience, the aura is not compatible, and TW's sketches will be more or less unsuitable for performing in the mainland. ”

"Oh~Since you predicted so accurately~~ Why don't you guess how much our next single will sell?" asked Nishino in a somewhat mischievous tone, vaguely wanting to know Lao Tian's opinion of Nogizaka 46.

Lao Tian blurted out: "600,000 guaranteed sales, if you are lucky, 800,000 is no problem, if the operation is successful, 1 million may also have a play." He had already discussed it with his team-mates today.

"11 million? How could it be? More than double the previous sales. Nishino Sakuraguchi opened slightly, feeling that Lao Tian's prediction was a bit exaggerated.

Lao Tian smiled: "It's normal, the ORICON champion in 95, love, love, love, love, the champion of 91, Chuck and Asuka's SAY YES, and SMAP's only flower in the world, Hikaru Utada's Can you keep a secret These famous songs have huge sales, in addition to the excellent quality of the song itself, the Japanese dramas and advertisements they posted are also widely concerned, and there will be 1+ when they join forces." The effect of 1 greater than 2 is, in the final analysis, just a topic. ”

Then, he said confidently: "The song of romantic flight, I think it is very well written, and HNA wants to open up new markets this time, so the advertising efforts will be not small, plus your Nogizaka 46 is now on the rise, and I think a 50% increase in sales is guaranteed." ”

"Hey, I don't know who will be the center in the operation of this single, it's obviously such a good opportunity~~" Nishino listened to Lao Tian's explanation and felt that it made sense, but it's a pity that the location of the center didn't know when it would be her turn.

"Ahem~~~" Lao Tian was eating cake, but when he heard Nishino mention the topic of center, he felt a little weak.

Isn't the center of Nogizaka's eighth single in his previous life the girl in front of him?

He coughed dryly twice, but he was punished by heaven - the cake was stuck in his esophagus, Tian Licheng couldn't catch his breath, his body shook violently, his hand shook, and the cream of the cake on the plate covered his face.

"This is too foreign-looking, it's so embarrassing~~" Lao Tian was also stunned by his brain-dead behavior, and was stunned in place.

"Really, why are you so careless, don't move, I'll wipe it for you. Seeing that Lao Tian was now full of cream and confused, Xiye only thought it was super funny: I didn't expect Tian Licheng, who has always been very mature, to be so embarrassed and funny.

She didn't think too much about it, and subconsciously took a few tissues from the coffee table to help Lao Tian wipe his face.

There was a seriousness in the girl's eyes, and her fingers touched her cheek through a tissue.

The members of the popular idol group helped him rub the cream or something, Tian Licheng felt a little itchy, and he didn't know if it was his face or his heart that itched.

He thought about it again, and thought that the glorious image he had finally established was gone in front of the girl, and the price of this service was really a bit big.

"Well, no, no, no, I'll do it myself, I'm really sorry, haha. The corners of Lao Tian's mouth trembled awkwardly, he had never enjoyed such a service as a girl, he was a little shy, and subconsciously wanted to refuse.

Hearing Tian Licheng's words, Nishino's hand that was wiping suddenly stopped in mid-air. She lowered her head, her eyes became slightly red, and she kept complaining in her heart: "Why do you want to refuse my kindness?", "Don't you want to be intimate with me at all?", "Obviously I just want to have a better relationship with you." "Are you looking down on the girl who made me an idol?"

Although Tian Licheng didn't know that the girl had so much negative content in his mind for a moment, he saw that Nishino suddenly stopped, and he also knew that what he said just now was very inappropriate: other girls are kind enough to help you, and if you don't express your gratitude, forget it, but still ruthlessly reject others and pay attention to orphans.

He hurriedly shook his hand and explained, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. I'm just a little, the first time like this, a little unaccustomed. What's more, such a beautiful hand helps me wipe my face, just like a dream, I am afraid that I will be fluttering, forgetting how many pounds and taels I have, forgetting that the sky is high and the earth is thick. ”

"Wouldn't that make the dream go on a little longer? The girl's voice was like a filament, and the movements of her hands began to continue.

Looking at the girl's red cheeks and eyes desperately avoiding his gaze, feeling the touch of the girl's fingertips, Tian Licheng's heart made a ripple.

"She, she won't be a little interesting to me, such a cute girl~~ No, it's impossible~ My charm is not so great. ”

"Besides, I already have an eldest lady, in case I let Yoshida know that I have something to do with other women, with her character, it is possible to have a firewood knife and a nice boat!

It's just that he's obviously already starting to have delusions, and for a while he thinks of cooking in the kitchen with Nishino, Nishino cuts and fries himself, and when he thinks of shopping with Nishino, Nishino buys it and carries it himself, and when he thinks of being in a certain place with Nishino...

Bah, his face flushed for a while, and then he thought of the eldest lady holding a fruit knife, a kitchen knife, a machete, and a green dragon glaive, his face turned white again, red, white, red and white, and he hit it every time, this is sour, unbelievable!

While Tian Licheng was still over there, Nishino had already finished wiping the cream on his face, carefully crumpled the paper towel into a ball, and put it in the paper basket. Then, with her head down, the girl sat stupidly on the couch and said nothing.

Lao Tian wandered out of the world, his eyes were misty, and he only felt that the current atmosphere was ambiguous, and his life was gloomy.

His brain was racing rapidly, and he finally held back a topic to divert his attention: "Nanasai, have you ever thought about what you will do after graduating from Nogizaka 46?"