Chapter 676: Self-hanging southeast branch
Singing here, the lyrics are very beautiful, the melody is very beautiful, there is no problem, all the women listen to the eyes of the light, especially in the past few years, Xiahou Yaoyao, who has been immersed in the fusion of traditional folk songs and ancient styles and Chinese styles, is even more surprised, and faintly feels that a classic shocking ancient style or Chinese style work is about to pop out from the hands of this guy who has just become his man, and sing it in his mouth. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
It's just that the next sudden paragraph of Nian Nianbai suddenly gave this beautiful feeling a kind of magic that makes people cry and laugh, but it seems to be unstoppable.
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After the new rain in the empty mountain, the southeast branch is hung by itself
If you want to be poor, you will hang on the southeast branch
Relatives and friends have not a word to hang on the southeast branch
Life is not satisfactory in the world, it is better to hang the southeast branch
The autumn wind is solemn, the morning breeze is solemn, and the chrysanthemums are still proud of the frost branches
How long can Lian Po turn his eyebrows
Raise a glass to invite Mingyue and a red apricot out of the wall
Bow your head and think of your hometown, a branch of red apricot comes out of the wall
Picking chrysanthemums, a branch of red apricot under the east fence came out of the wall
As soon as the Houmen entered, it was as deep as the sea, and the red apricot came out of the wall
The chariots, horses, Xiao Xiao, and red apricot branches are in spring
The peach is dying and leaves an evening light among the flowers
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Li Youyang played and sang beautifully, but after Xiahou Yaoyao, Dong Xueqin, Ji Ruolin, Nie Yudan, Chen Ying, Li Yiyi, and Du Shasha heard it, they began to look at me, I looked at you, with a confused face, and a confused face...... Seven faces are confused! Then the whole person is not beautiful.
Hang yourself on the southeast branch? A red apricot comes out of the wall? If you can't do it, you can return N branches!
So the women were furious and tried to tickle him on the spot.
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The red apricot on the sun side is planted in the clouds
Pengmen is now open for you
Look up to the sky and laugh and go out
No one knows that it is lychee
Wolong Prancing Horse ends in loess
The beauty is still singing and dancing
Penglai article Jian'an bone
At this time, it is better to have a child than nothing
Ten thousand volumes of poetry
Falling paper is like a cloud of smoke
A thousand words
There must be no dictionary without a word
Digression
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It's just that before they could go berserk, Li Youyang chanted and sang again, and began to get serious. Okay, okay, then listen to it for a while, it's really nice to listen to it, that's what the word is written....so the women plan to listen to it again.
The seven women felt that they had to give this man a chance to finish singing, but sometimes this opportunity really couldn't be given easily.
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The grandmother heard that the girl was coming and went to Qingchi
Sister Wen Mei is from the hanging southeast branch
The younger brother stopped talking when he heard his sister coming to the pipa
Heng Mei coldly pointed to Qianfu, and An can distinguish that I am male and female
Shooting the tiger in person, Sun Lang broke his intestines when he saw Zhijun
Put a pear flower pressed begonia around the line
Ask the king where Xuancheng is too guarded to know or not
The dangerous building is 100 feet high, and Xuancheng is too guarded to know it
This thing is the most lovesick, Xuancheng is too guarded, he doesn't know
Jiangzhou Sima Qingyi wet Xuancheng is too guarded to know
The red crisp hand will enter the wine, and if you have no intention, I will rest
The rain is sparse and the wind is sudden, and Shaohua is not left for teenagers
Dongfeng is not with Zhou Lang, so there is one less person in the dogwood
In the middle of the night, I dreamed of young things, but I dreamed of idlers, not of dreams
The harem beauties of 3,000 people grind the iron pestle into an embroidery needle
Before leaving the school, he died first, and he clearly resented the theory in the song
The spring color of the garden can't close the reed, orange and bayberry bloom for the first time
Sick and dying, he sat up and smiled and asked where the guest was from
If you want to get Zhou Lang Gu, the king will not be early from now on
Spring sleep is not aware, and from then on the king did not come to the early dynasty
married a golden beetle son-in-law for no reason, and the king did not reign early
Gently and slowly, twist and wipe again, and from then on, the king will not be early
A line of egrets on the side of the ancient road outside the long pavilion went up to the sky
Fight for the crossing, fight for the chestnut, the deep forest, and the top of the terrifying layer
The road is blocked and long, and it is not as good as lying high and eating
If you don't see each other in life, it's better to lie down and eat more
It is better to drive to the ancient plains than to lie down and add food
Parking and sitting in love with the maple forest at night is not as good as lying high and adding meals
Thinking about it and hating it, the independent building is full of sleeves
Do you know whether you know whether you will sell eternal sorrow with you
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After this even more demonic recitation, the seven women felt on the spot that it was simply an intolerable mistake to sing this song to this guy! They were dumbfounded as if they had suffered 1,000 points of critical damage!
"Ah, ladies, what are you doing!"
"I'll let you get the red apricot out of the wall! With the seven of us, aren't you satisfied? You still want the red apricot out of the wall!"
"No!
"That means that we are out of the wall! Yes, if you can't do it, you can't pay back N branches! You guy just ate it, we want to wipe our mouths and refuse to admit it, and you want to divorce us by fabricating accusations? I think you really have to hang yourself on the southeast branch!"
"Oh my God! Oh my God! How dare I! Stop, stop! Listen to me, listen to me! Red apricot injustice! Red apricot through the ages! A branch of red apricot out of the wall originally means that beautiful things can't be closed just like spring comes to spring! Spring is full of gardens and can't be closed, and a branch of red apricot comes out of the wall." The last two lines of the poem are vivid, the idea is peculiar, "spring" and "red apricot" are anthropomorphic, not only the scene contains feelings, but also the scene is allegorical, can cause readers to have many associations, by the philosophical enlightenment: "spring" is not locked, "red apricot" must "come out of the wall" to announce the advent of spring. In the same way, all new and beautiful things cannot be blocked or imprisoned, and they will be able to break through any shackles and flourish. What my brother meant was actually saying that after my brother had you, it felt like spring!
"Okay! Even if you pass this lyric! But the three thousand beauties of the harem have sharpened their iron pestles into embroidery needles! Die before leaving the school, and clearly resent, what does it mean! You must explain clearly, and if you don't understand the explanation, you will not be allowed to go to our bed! I will let you grind into an embroidery needle! I will let you die first!"
"Oh, I'll go! Why are there so many things! Wives! Don't do this! You are domestic violence! Do you understand domestic violence! Don't pinch! Don't pinch! Sister Lin! And Yiyi! Look at the good apprentices you brought, how have they all learned!"
"Don't be sloppy!
"That's right! What else! Marrying a golden beetle son-in-law for no reason, the king will not go to court sooner! Gently twisting and wiping the re-pick, from now on, the king will not go to the dynasty early! What does it mean! Stop and sit in love with the maple forest at night, it is better to lie down and add food! Do you know if you are in love with the maple forest at night? What do you mean! You have been playing hooligan with us every day these days, and we have not said anything, you have been wronged! You still want to go to court early, and you still want to add food! We are still sorrowful! Are we so worried? Are you so angry? Do you really think of yourself as the emperor? Faint monarch! Gently twist and slowly wipe and pick up, oops! Shame to death! Faint monarch! ”
"Yes, it's not just a faint gentleman! It will also mislead children! You said that if a child takes an exam in the future, the teacher will come out with the last sentence, and the stream will go straight down 3,000 feet.
"Yes, it's not just hanging on the southeast branch, what should the child do if he picks up Xuancheng too much?"
"Yes, and from now on, the king will not go to court early! What should I do if I lie down and eat more!"
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Li Dujun really wanted to cry without tears at that time, what else could he do?
My brother is also desperate! I can only say that the ancient Chinese poetry is really too broad and profound, fascinating, or imaginative!
Later, Li Dujun, who was unbearable with jade hands and beautiful legs, finally made the ultimate move, and took his seven women to pull the marriage certificate with lightning speed, which basically calmed down the turmoil of "Self-Hanging Southeast Branch" that he was really proud of and carried away.