Chapter 39: Masturbating in the middle of the night, this is a pig egg?
It was late at night, the island was pitch black, and most of the animals were asleep, except for a few nocturnal animals. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ ο½ο½ο½ο½
Under the canopy made of palm leaves, the fire is still burning, providing heat for the sleeping trio.
But it didn't take long for Chen Hu to open his eyes and see that the two girls were asleep, so he exhaled, then quietly got up and crept to the fire, and someone in the live broadcast room immediately sent out a barrage:
"The anchor didn't sleep?"
"I guess it's urgent, hey...... He can't be blamed for this, only the anchor has a bad kidney. β
"Bad kidneys?
Seeing the barrage, the corners of Chen Hu's eyes twitched, he really admired these dicks, they were all watching live broadcasts late at night, but if this continues, after a month, it is estimated that they will become true love fans, right?
At this moment, it was late at night, and there were still nearly 200,000 people in the live broadcast room, obviously there were a lot of night owls, after all, being able to see the goddess sleeping was a benefit for those otaku.
However, Chen Hu secretly got up in the middle of the night, but it was not an urgent need to urinate, but a ......
He opened a shell, which contained two large pink meatballs and a slender stick that was also pink.
"Let's talk about laughter and corrosion: the anchor is holding a magic horse thing?"
"Old driver: (sneering) As an old driver, I know that the tiger master will not let go of these good things. β
"The Last Strange World: Good Things? Ask the old driver for an answer!"
"The tiger is not at home: upstairs, the too young, too simple Tucson is broken, after all, it is still too young and naΓ―ve! This is a pig pickaxe pill, and a pig whip." β
"I've only heard of it before, but I've never seen it before, so tonight is a long knowledge. β
"This ...... The streamer isn't going to eat those things, is he?"
"Guangmao Third Hospital - Physician Hu: Pig pickaxe pills and pig whips are actually Chinese herbal medicines, which have the effect of warming the kidneys and strengthening the yang, and nourishing the essence and marrow. β
"Old driver @ Doctor Hu: Old Hu, haven't you slept yet?"
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Chen Hu smiled slightly, but he didn't care about those barrages, fortunately, it was late at night, whether it was Zhuge Wan'er or the cute little girl, those female viewers basically went to sleep.
Choosing this time is to reduce the impact, of course, he didn't originally plan to eat these two things, but the health soup made by pig kidneys has increased the physique by 0.5, and it stands to reason that pig pickaxe pills and pig whips should have the same effect.
Therefore, Chen Hu thought about it, after all, he was in the wilderness, in any case, survival was the first goal, and what could improve his strength must not care what it was.
Moreover, these two great supplements are also eaten by many people among the people.
At least he's not the first person to eat crabs, so he doesn't have much to worry about.
I saw that Chen Hu, who was standing in front of the fire, sharpened two small wooden sticks with an obsidian dagger, and then used one of them to string two pink meatballs, that is, pig pickaxe balls.
Immediately afterwards, he wrapped the pig's whip around another stick, and then took one in one hand and put it into the fire to roast it.
Although roasting directly over the fire in this way will reduce the effect of the food, it is impossible for Chen Hu at this moment to cook with shells while the two girls are sleeping.
In that case, it will definitely wake them up, so they can only keep everything simple, and the tourists in the live broadcast room have barrage:
"Master Tiger, Sister Shuang and Sister Tao are sleeping not far away, are you really good at taking this test?"
"Awesome! The anchor commits a crime against the wind!
"Seeing the pig pickaxe balls and pig whips roasted in the fire, I was so hungry!"
"That...... Am I the only one who finds it exciting?"
"Stimulation +1"
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Chen Hu was speechless, the people in the emotional live broadcast room were more excited than him, but fortunately, it didn't take long for the skewers on his hands to be roasted one after another, and when he was about to eat, Deng Shuang's voice sounded behind him.
"Okay, secretly bake and eat in the middle of the night, and don't call me, hum!"
saw that Deng Shuang, who was standing behind, was very angry, but Chen Hu was so frightened that his hair exploded and he almost threw the things in his hand.
"Damn! Shuang Mei came too suddenly, I was so scared to pee!"
"It's over! The anchor was discovered by Shuangmei, calling the demon spirit, the scene here is about to be uncontrollable. β
"Feel the anchor pill ......"
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"Master Tiger, please be prepared to be half-paralyzed. β
There was a wail in the live broadcast room, Chen Hu was also confused, squatting in front of the fire and not knowing what to do, but Deng Shuang walked over, his eyes were shining, looking at the things in his hand.
"What do you eat?"
Hearing Shuang Mei's inquiry, Chen Hu opened his mouth, and finally held back a sentence.
"Uh...... I roast pig eggs and eat them. β
Deng Shuang was stunned for a moment, then looked at the two meatballs, and said very curiously:
"Eggs on pigs? and two?"
Chen Hu stubbornly said:
"This is the stuff in the pig's belly, commonly known as pig treasure, but in the countryside, it is called pig eggs. β
As soon as these words came out, the live broadcast room exploded immediately!
"I'm a countryman and I don't read much, so don't lie to me, it's clearly ...... Pig balls. β
"That's right! It's Pig Dandan, the evil old society, the tiger master didn't deceive Shuangmei. β
"For some reason, I always had a bad premonition. β
Hearing Chen Hu's answer, Deng Shuang nodded, raised his hand and only thought about the pig whip on the other stick and asked:
"What is this?"
"This ...... This ......"
I'm really afraid of something, Chen Hu is hesitant, and he can't say a reason for a long time.
"Haha! I'll see what the anchor is talking about now!"
"Master Tiger, let's be honest. β
"Don't be afraid, it's just half-paralyzed. β
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At this time, Deng Shuang suddenly approached, sniffed the two skewers with his nose, and then frowned:
"It stinks! I don't want to eat it. β
After speaking, he made a throat-cutting gesture to Chen Hu, and then, jumping towards the outside of the camp, Chen Hu knew that this Nizi was going to relieve his hands, and the gesture of cutting his throat was to warn himself not to follow.
He dared to follow, Deng Shuang could leave, Chen Hu was almost about to burn high incense, and then immediately ate the two skewers in his hand like swallowing dates, and he didn't taste anything.
Then, two consecutive system prompts sounded in my head.
[Drop!~ The host eats the best pig whip and pig pickaxe pills, and the constitution is +1 (can be eaten repeatedly)]
Repeat your sister! Chen Hu cursed in his heart, and then gave a sigh of relief, it is really good, such a thing can indeed increase the attribute value.
"From now on, I will serve the Tiger Master!"
"There is really no one! Is there anything else in this world that anchors dare not eat?"
"The video has been recorded, and the front page headlines of the penguins will be on the front page of tomorrow, that is, there is a mosaic, a damn egg!"
"Upstairs copy and send me a copy, I'll give five cents!"
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