Chapter 384: Human, I'm going to duel with you!

An hour later, Chen Hu came to the waterhole, and the minute hand on the metal watch still pointed to the waterhole, obviously the supplies were still there, and no one else had gotten them.

Looking at a few Thai crocodiles floating on the water, Chen Hu couldn't help but laugh and said:

"Don't worry, in two days at most, you'll be my commodity. ”

After speaking, Chen Hu came to the upstream stream, untied the stainless steel cauldron behind him, opened the lid, and began to fill it with water, this cauldron can hold more than 30 liters of fresh water at a time, and a person can basically use it for five or six days.

Of course, this is just for drinking water, if it is also used to steam food, I am afraid you have to take water once every two days, and if you also take a bath......

Forget it, Chen Hu shook his head, he hadn't been extravagant enough yet.

After filling the stainless steel cauldron with fresh water, Chen Hu closed the lid, then took off his clothes, lay down in the stream to take a bath, and used a handful of dead grass as a brush to wash all the dirt on his body.

Even if Chen Hu wants to take a bath, he will come to this place, and this kind of bathing picture is simply a welfare for the girls in the live broadcast room.

"Zhuge Wan'er: What a sexy eight-pack abs!"

"Bubbles: I like the streamer's biceps!"

"Cute little girl: (covering his face) No one dares to look at it, shame and shame!"

"Happy Weiwei Sheep: It's still a good waist!" (opening eyes and laughing)"

"I'm filthy: (drooling) (drooling) (drooling)"

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Obviously, Chen Hu's bathing behavior immediately harvested a large number of fan girls, but the male tourists in the live broadcast room surprisingly did not speak, just quietly watched the anchor pretend.

Seeing the barrage, Chen Hu smiled, and after the bath, the water in the creek was obviously a lot muddy, but then, he suddenly felt sick to his stomach.

Next Olympics!

Chen Hu cursed secretly, and hurriedly found some leaves of the right size and relatively soft in the nearby vegetation, and then squatted in the grass and began to fly.

Seeing this kind of picture again, the tourists in the live broadcast room were collectively speechless.

"Youku commentary Hurricane: That, when the tiger master pulls the fly in the future, can you turn off the live broadcast first?"

"Guo Tu: Yes, even if there is a mosaic, but this kind of picture is really unbearable to look at!"

"Village Chief Yuan: Upstairs is a cow! Can you still look at it directly? I don't dare to look at it!"

"The blue sky on the sea: Master Tiger, you are doing things in broad daylight, are you really not afraid of losing powder?"

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Chen Hu, who was squatting in the grass and pulling the air, saw the barrage, his face immediately appeared embarrassed, and then said with a wry smile:

"People have three urgencies, pay attention next time, pay attention next time!"

For the tiger master's apology, the tourists have expressed their acceptance, but nature does not allow this kind of open defecation, the key Chen Hu Xiang's position, it is too classic!

First of all, there is a water source nearby, and secondly, Xiang who has just pulled it out is obviously stinky because it is too fresh, and this smell, once it appears, quickly spreads to the surroundings.

After a while, it attracted a few flies to come over, Weng Weng Weng made an annoying sound, Chen Hu waved his hand to drive it away a few times, and found that it didn't work, so he simply moved a few steps forward and continued to pull.

At this moment, a red figure appeared above the canopy, and after smelling the stench wafting from below, he immediately picked a nut and threw it down.

Bang!~

The nut hit Chen Hu's back very accurately, although it was not painful at all, but it scared him into shrinking Ju-Hua, and he was instantly shocked:

"Who is it?"

At this moment, everything was normal on the metal watch, the hour hand had not changed, and obviously there was no one within ten kilometers, Chen Hu immediately looked up at the canopy, but did not find anything.

Could it be a monkey?

Just as Chen Hu suspected that the monkey was throwing nuts at him, the red figure on the canopy reappeared, and then another nut was thrown down.

This time, Chen Hu, who was squatting in the grass, was prepared, but he jumped forward and dodged in an instant, and at the same time saw the red figure clearly and found that it was a parrot.

But I saw that there was a half-meter-long red parrot on the canopy, which was basically a medium and large bird, and at this moment the parrot was constantly tearing nuts from the branches and throwing them at Chen Hu under the tree.

Next Olympics!

Chen Hu scolded, and couldn't help jumping forward again, but then more and more nuts, like bullets, fell quickly.

And Chen Hu, who was still pulling Xiang, kept jumping frogs to dodge, with a very ugly expression on his face, and he felt in his heart that he didn't look at the yellow calendar when he went out today.

However, the nuts were still falling, and the parrot in the canopy seemed very persevering, which made Chen Hu scold angrily:

"Get out of here!"

As soon as these words came out, the parrot in the canopy immediately stopped moving, and even stopped throwing nuts, and then tilted its head and looked at Chen Hu under the tree repeatedly with its eyes.

Thump!~

In the next second, he flew down directly into the canopy and landed five meters away from Chen Hu.

Seeing this parrot fly down, the tourists in the live broadcast room immediately became excited, they really didn't expect that the tiger master could attract a beautiful parrot.

But Chen Hu was not excited at all, and when he saw this parrot coming to the ground, he couldn't help but be vigilant:

"What do you want to do?"

The parrot looked at Chen Hu and immediately opened his mouth and said in English:

"No open defecation!"

This parrot can speak, and it is also an authentic Ingre suck, Chen Hu was momentarily stunned, and then asked:

"What did you say?"

The parrot spread its wings, fanned it vigorously, and said again:

"No open defecation!"

Chen Hu was speechless, he didn't expect that he would encounter a parrot that could speak English, which was simply ...... It's like a story from a Grimm fairy tale.

But the tourists in the live broadcast room were instantly fried!

"Damn, I heard me right, did I? This parrot speaks English?"

"Are you surprised that a parrot can talk? A parrot in the wild can't, but this one, I guess, came out of a zoo or a lab. ”

"Master Tiger, if you feel it, maybe you can be friends with it. ”

"Well, I want to ask, is this parrot male or female?"

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I don't care if it's male or female!" Chen Hu rolled his eyes, and then replied in English:

"Where is the broken bird? I defecate in the open, and I want you to take care of it?"

Hearing this, the red parrot was furious, and immediately dug the ground with its claws, and the red feathers on its head stood up in an instant, and in the crooked beak, an angry voice immediately came out:

"Human, I'm going to duel with you!"

After speaking, the half-meter-tall red parrot immediately raised its crooked beak and flapped its wings, like an angry bull, with its paws, and rushed towards Chen Hu who was flying.

At this moment, at this moment, Chen Hu was about to pee! How could he encounter such a thing, could he still pull the Xiang well?

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