Chapter 304: It's okay if people look ugly, the key is to be a demon!
With a bang, the whole house laughed, and many of the little girls who came to watch the game bent down with laughter, Xiang Ling tried to purse his mouth, trying not to make a sound, but he couldn't help but cover his mouth and laugh.
The glasses girl also smiled forward and backwards, and only Wang Jie and the little monkey did not laugh in the audience.
The little monkey looked at the human being who was laughing so presumptuously with a bewildered expression, and pulled Wang Jie's ears, master, master, are they all laughing at the monkey?
"Laughing? I can't talk about it, I just don't believe in your strength. Wang Jie touched the paw of the little monkey, "Monkey remember, wait a minute, you must have a good game, let them see the power of the Great Sage!"
"Squeak!" the little monkey nodded again and again, and the owner was relieved that the monkey would beat them so that they would not even recognize their mother.
In view of the wonderful performance of the little monkey in the competition some time ago, with the special approval of the organizing committee of the conference, the little monkey is allowed to participate in this Golden Autumn Invitational Tournament as the holder of the "Great Sage Here" ID.
The venue was already crowded, and everyone found their seats, sat down and talked softly, waiting for the game to begin.
The little monkey's teammates threw surprised glances at the monkey, they didn't expect to have to play a game with a monkey.
"Little monkey, what kind of hero are you best at, is it Wukong?" asked a little fat man with a grin, and the little monkey bared his teeth at him, so frightened that he hurriedly retracted his head and did not dare to say anything more.
The five randomly assigned players on the opposite side are also talking to each other, which is really a strange story in the world, we have played a lot of games, but we have never fought against a monkey.
According to the requirements of the competition, each randomly assigned team will appoint a captain, and the captaincy of the little monkey's side actually fell on a beautiful long-haired girl.
"Eccentric, I should be the captain......" The little fat man made a gesture to the little monkey, and the little monkey didn't know why, so he raised a middle finger and took it as a response.
"Our group is a bit special, not only people, but also ......" The long-haired girl named Princess Loulan cleared her throat at the three team members and a monkey, and said leisurely, "Wait a minute, we will choose the hero who is the best at you, of course, this girl's best is Yu Ji, you should have already understood, little fat man, what are you best at?"
"Luban. As soon as the little fat man spoke, everyone burst into laughter, Luban, please big brother, you haven't graduated from elementary school!
Who doesn't know, Luban No. 7 is the favorite of primary school monks, the representative of the brainless push tower flow!
"What's wrong with Lu Ban, Lu Ban snatched your family's head or smashed your pot lid......" The little fat man was anxious, slapped the table and yelled, the long-haired girl coughed, and the eldest sister slapped him, "Hey, little chubby, don't do anything in my territory!"
The little fat man sat back in his seat, glared at the girl fiercely, and muttered secretly in his heart If it weren't for your beauty, I would have killed you......
"Three, what's your favorite?" the long-haired girl asked as she raised her head and shook her hair as she wrote Lu Ban = Little Fat on a piece of paper.
The remaining two reported their best heroes, it was the turn of the little monkey, the little monkey scratched his head, gestured to the mobile phone, the long-haired girl turned her head sideways to look, and laughed, it turned out that the little monkey's favorite turned out to be the eldest lady.
"In principle, mages, tanks, archers, auxiliaries, assassins, and warriors can be reasonably matched to maximize the strength of the team, but we have a bit of a lot of shooters in this group......" The long-haired girl tilted her head and counted, Yu Ji, Lu Ban No. 7, and Little Monkey's favorite lady are all assassins, this time it's difficult, is it really necessary to have three assassins on the field?
"That's it, after all, the monkey is a protected animal, let's choose it first, this girl will carry forward a little spirit, choose an assistant to help you." Princess Loulan deserves to be the captain, she waved her hand in the style of an eldest sister, shook her long hair, and smiled at the little fat man, "Handsome guy, what hero do you choose?"
"What I didn't say, I'm Luban, and I won't do anything else. The little fat man replied stubbornly, the long-haired girl scratched her head, his grandmother's, it's just that people are ugly, the key is to be a demon!
It's so ugly!
"Okay!" the little girl really couldn't resist the stubborn little fat man, and there were two shooters in the team for the first time.
Such an unprofessional ranking made the audience show a mocking smile, this is a fucking amateur, two shooters?
I don't even know the most basic personnel matching, and I still play a ball!
But there was no turning back from the bow, and preparations for the game had already begun.
Ten meters away, Wang Jie used his consciousness to communicate with the little monkey, telling him not to worry, not to panic, and not to forget that our trump card has not been dispatched yet!
In the past few days, he has been teaching the little monkey to learn new heroes, and the monkey has been very proficient, but Wang Jie is still a little worried, what if the monkey has stage fright......
But now it seems that the monkey and the captain of his team, that is, the long-haired girl with the ID of Princess Loulan, are on good terms, and the little girl is also a person who loves animals, and gave the little monkey a bottle of yogurt, and the little monkey held the bottle with two paws, holding a straw in his mouth, and drank loudly.
"The race is on. Wang Jie quietly poked Xiang Ling, who was chatting with the two little girls next to him about clothes, pointed to the big screen, and said.
"Pay attention to the formation, Lu Ban don't wave, the eldest lady rushes out, don't spin in the spring, Kai moves closer to the middle, what are you talking about......"
The little girl buttoned up the headphones, gave orders to her teammates, and commanded the whole game, although she hated the stubborn little fat man, but she still manipulated Da Qiao to follow behind Lu Ban, ready to add blood to this crispy skin at any time.
After all, the big picture counts.
The little fat man simply flew up, took the blue buff in the first minute, and then ran to the next to fight the small soldiers, completely ignoring Zhong Kui who was eyeing him on the opposite side.
"Little fat man, you fucking prodigal old lady pinch your balls!" The little girl saw that Luban No. 7 actually wanted to go to Ping A Zhong Kui, her face turned green with anger, and she scolded as soon as she opened her mouth, which immediately attracted laughter from the audience.
"This girl is quite funny. Xiang Ling covered her mouth and snickered, Wang Jie handed her an orange, she peeled off the skin, and watched the game while eating.
The little fat man retreated stupidly, turned around and wanted to grab the red BUFF, but the first-line mini-map, when he landed, he was bluffed, and the little monkey had already killed all the monsters in his wild area!
Not even a single hair left for him!
It's also too ......
The little fat man's expression at the moment is the same as the cute appearance of Luban No. 7, and he is stunned!
Still playing like this?
Seeing that the little monkey controlled the eldest lady to roll all the way to the opponent's wild area, and snatched the opponent's Liu Bei's blue buff with a general attack, he even had the urge to rush over and end the battle with a wave of flat pushes.
"Little monkey quickly withdraw ......" Seeing the little monkey snatching the blue BUFF, the little girl's eyes suddenly lit up, I didn't expect this monkey to be quite powerful, and it would snatch food?
The little monkey scratched his back, pulled off a monkey hair, put it to his mouth and blew it, with a slight touch of his paws, the eldest lady rolled out, a strengthened general attack, and went straight to the opponent's Liu Bei to kill!
"It's a bad birthday, my wife killed my husband!" The audience in the audience coaxed together, causing everyone to laugh.