"Pull it down, spend less money with the monkey, and we will buy Ren to relieve him?" Liu Yina stuffed the money to me.

The monkey came out in a coma and settled in the ward. and infusion of anti-inflammatory medicine.

The doctor said that he would stay in the queue for a few more days, and I went to get the living utensils, and it was almost 11 o'clock after I was done, and the monkeys were still in a coma, and the oxygen device on the wall was gurgling and bubbling. The food for the monkey is all cool, and it seems that he is eating and buying Ren Ren at night.

I'm also a little hungry, so I'll eat any xiaolongbao.

"You...... Mother...... ...... forced it" The monkey suddenly said intermittently, "Buy...... Allow...... Eat...... My stuff ......"

I jumped up: "Are you awake?!" ”

The monkey didn't respond, its eyes still closed, and only the oxygen device on the wall gurgled and bubbled.

I guess it's a dream talk. I sighed and continued to eat my xiaolongbao.

"Buy...... Allow...... Eat ......" the monkey spit out three more words.

"I'm cǎo?!" I glared at the monkey. Holding xiaolongbao in one hand, and slapping him in the face with the other.

Still no response.

I was shocked, I didn't think that the monkey could still protect the food in the coma.

I had no choice but to buy a food Ren, hoping that he would be able to take a good break from his anger and not worry about this bit of food. Sure enough, the monkey didn't speak again, and I rented a simple single bed to sleep next to me, and passed the job in a daze all night.

Early the next morning. The monkey finally woke up and gobbled it up. When I talked about last night, he had completely bought in and admitted that I was just farting.

I don't bother to bother with him.

After the monkey finished eating, he shouted that he wanted to leave the team, and then he was scolded by the doctor before he stopped. I said that you will live steadfastly, and you will be in a hurry to find nine sets of houses for revenge, and it will be a long time in the future. Monkey says fart. I haven't finished my game mission today. I said then you want to take revenge Ren? The monkey said to revenge, you must revenge, I will tell you a revenge, you go to him and say that I was stabbed by a big cat.

I asked who to look for, and the monkey said Huang Jie from Class 2, you go to him, he should sleep in the dormitory, and then give me the dormitory number. Only then did I know that the monkey also had a friend, and he asked me to find this revenge, and he must have called him to fight nine sets together.

After settling the monkey, I went back to the front school and entered the dormitory that the monkey said, and sure enough, there was a feud sleeping. I called him up, and he asked me who I was in a daze. I said I was a friend of the monkeys. The monkey told me to come to you.

When Huang Jie heard this, he directly lay down again.

"Ouch......" I patted him.

"I don't have any money, let him find another revenge!" Huang Jie is very impatient.

"Buy yes, monkey let me sue you he was stabbed by a big cat."

"What?" Huang Jie sat up suddenly: "Who was stabbed?" ”

"The monkey was stabbed."

Huang Jie was even more anxious: "Who was stabbed?" ”

"Stabbed by a big cat."

"Which big cat?"

"It's just nine sets of big cats."

"Really?"

"Really."

Huang Jie froze at Ren, with an incredulous look on his face. I thought to myself, it's really a brother, and I'm stupid when I hear that the monkey has been stabbed.

"He asked me to ......"

Before I finished my words, Huang Jie suddenly laughed at Ren, grinning he, just like committing Ren's stupid disease, at first he laughed hehehe. Then it was a giggle, then a laugh, as if it had come across the happiest thing in the world.

I was stupid before this round, knowing that the monkey was so happy to be stabbed, this is obviously a grudge against the monkey, why did the monkey let me run to sue him?

After laughing and buying enough, Huang Jie jumped up from the bed, collapsed his slippers and danced in the dormitory, singing while dancing: "The vast world is my love, the green mountains are blooming, what kind of rhythm is the most swaying ......"

I watched him itch in the dormitory, and finally couldn't help but buy Ren: "You almost buy more, even if you have a grudge against the monkey, there is no need to do this!" ”

Huang Jie stopped and looked at me in surprise. I snorted, got up and left.

Huang Jie said: "What do you have to do with monkeys? ”

"Brother!"

"He also has brothers?"

It's that sentence again! I said impatiently, "Yes, that's me!" ”

"Okay." Huang Jie said: "You go and sue the monkey, I know Ren, I am waiting for him to take revenge together." ”

I was stunned: "You said you want to take revenge with the monkeys?" ”

"Yes, we are also brothers, of course we have to take revenge together."

"But you were happy to be like that just now......"

"Yes, I'm happy, because I know it's a monkey knife on purpose."

I looked at Huang Jie in surprise, I already fully understood that my brain was in a state of panic.

"Why?"

"Needless to say? Unless the monkey is intentional, can the big cat stab him with a knife? ”

"I'm asking why monkeys are deliberately being stabbed."

"The monkey didn't sue you?"

"Nope."

Huang Jie pondered for a moment: "This question, it's better to let him sue you, right?" ”

"Okay." I knew it was better to go back and ask the monkey if it was better to answer him before buying any, so I turned around and left.

"Hey, you wait."

"Huh?" I turned my head.

"Lend me five dollars, I haven't eaten breakfast yet."

“……”

What kind of hatred is your mother!

I threw down the five dollars and left the dorm in a huff. Now I believe that Monkey and Huang Jie are brothers, and I know why these two brothers bought Ren together, your mother and two poor ghosts can't live together at all!

Because I was looking for Ren Huang Jie, I was interested in why the monkey was deliberately slower to be knifed, so I rushed to the front medical team, but I was empty in the ward, because the monkey had already bought Ren, and there was still half of the water in the hanging infusion bottle.

I asked the nurse to ask for revenge, and the nurse was surprised and said, "Hey, this revenge, it was still there just now!" ”

"Your mother, if Qiu has three longs and two shorts, watch me find your medical team!" I pushed the nurse away and went outside to seek revenge.

There is no Kangkang, there is no toilet, there is nowhere to go, and there is no answer to the phone. I was a little panicked, worried that it was nine sets of people who came to the medical team to make up for the knife, and ran around the street to look for it, and I really wanted to call the police at that time! Looking for it, I patted my head, why didn't I think about the place in front of me?!

So I rushed to my ex's Internet café, and as soon as I entered, I saw a monkey wearing a big headset and cursing there.

"Are you all stupid enemies in Shanghai, and when you come up, you will send enemies to the enemy? Oh, you're the enemy of the Northeast! Northeast hatred is even more stupid! Peeing outside in winter is allowed to become an icicle! You can buy a hand warmer to hang on the balls! ”

I rushed over and pulled his headset away.

The monkey was stunned for a long time: "Oh, Zuo Fei, you come to Ren, sit down quickly." "Clamp the garbage.

", what are you doing here to buy an infusion in the medical team?"

"I'll go back when I'm done."

"Is the task or the body important?" I'm so angry that I'm about to catch my breath.

“…… All important. ”

"Monkey, you should change this anger of buying health. You only received any knife yesterday, and now you are still in the period of staying in the queue to watch guests, please pay attention to your health, okay? Do you want revenge for buying, so who can you ask for revenge? ”

The monkey hung its head and covered its face with both hands, looking pained.

I exhaled a sigh, and finally I was told to move it, it seems that the monkey is also hopeless.

I tapped him on the shoulder, just about to speak.

"Pitting my teammates miserably, now the game must be full of scolding me, and even our province will become ......a fool," the monkey said in infinite pain.

"...... "I have given up on his treatment.

Five minutes later, I was sitting in front of Ren's computer.

Since you can't change the world, you can only adapt to the world, who said this wise saying?

But I really like to play games, and after playing for a while, I feel itchy all over, so I go outside to smoke a cigarette. As soon as he took two steps forward, he saw Huang Jie standing in front of the bar, handing five yuan inside.

"Go to my members before recharging."

I rushed over to Ren and grabbed the five dollars angrily: "You said you were going to have breakfast!" ”

I recognize the five yuan, I found it when I bought preserved egg and lean porridge, and there was a corner that was folded.

Huang Jie looked at me stunned.

Five minutes later, all three of us were sitting in front of our ex's computer.

Since you can't change the world, you can only adapt to the world.

Monkey and Huang Jie didn't say a word, they didn't say a word from the time they sat down, as if the two of them were strangers and enemies. But once the game is surprisingly similar, it can scold the whole country in a short time.

I added them to QQ, and set up a discussion group, where I asked them how they were going to take revenge.

There was no reply, and both feuds were busy playing games and scolding the stupid people of the country.

I said, "Let's go to dinner, shall we?" ”

The monkey said, "I'm hungry." ”

Huang Jie said: "I'm hungry. ”

"I'll pay for it."

The two feuds stood up together: "Oh, I suddenly feel a little hungry." ”

Entering any of the braised noodle restaurants, the two enemies devoured each other, as if they hadn't eaten Ren for three days, and it seemed that they had to buy a meal for three days after eating Ren. I knocked on the table: "Can you tell me now why the monkey deliberately took a knife?" ”

"What about eating, what are you talking about those useless things?" The monkey stuffed a large mouthful of noodles in his mouth and said vaguely.

"Okay, then let's finish eating."

The two feuds were eaten almost at the same time, and they stood up and walked out at the same time, as if the Internet café next to them was their mother-in-law.

"Boss, I don't have any money." I said slowly.

"Hey......" The boss in the apron helped me stop them in their way.

The two of them had to come back again: "Zuo Fei, you can talk and count." ”

"It's okay to let me pay for it, and explain the matter first."

The monkey and Huang Jie glanced at each other.

The monkey said, "Half a year ago, I stabbed Ren Big Cat, you know? ”

"I know, since then, they will never buy anyone who dares to ask you, and treat you with respect and politeness."

"I made him stab him with that knife." Huang Jie said: "At that time, I was in a dormitory with him, but then I moved out to take office, and I was really bought to let him borrow money from me. ”

"Bah, you haven't borrowed it from me?"

"You lend me a dime? You're slamming the door. ”

"Then you lend me a dime? Do you buy one that is an iron rooster? ”

The two feuds both glared at Ren's eyes, and their tones became more and more fierce, with the intention of fighting with each other. R832